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Post#141 » by crackjack » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:38 am

I can't stand a room where the furniture hasn't been rearranged in a year.
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Post#142 » by hermes » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:36 pm

big fan of change huh
happy birthday kurt
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Post#143 » by 8'sReverse » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:51 pm

crackjack wrote:I can't stand a room where the furniture hasn't been rearranged in a year.
Does it have to be all of the furniture in the room or does the rearragment count if you move, say, a magazine holder to the other side of the room? :lol:
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Post#144 » by Danny Darko » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:57 pm

Miles check PM.

U-Borat... co-ed?
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Post#145 » by milesfides » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:09 pm

checked, and :thumbsup:

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Post#146 » by Danny Darko » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:42 am

Man if i could show you how well she talks dirty. That's an underrated skill. Some girls are just nasty and it gets old, some totally make an ass out of themselves and are ineffective, but some can make wood magically appear like David Copafeel.
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Post#147 » by milesfides » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:04 am

In Asian cultures, I believe women are supposed to lie absolutely still and say nothing, similar to the suggested response when encountering a grizzly bear.

I have to confess, one of my favorite words is "naughty." hehe. Naughty. Naughty-naughty. hehe.
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Post#148 » by Sedition » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:15 am

milesfides wrote:In Asian cultures, I believe women are supposed to lie absolutely still and say nothing, similar to the suggested response when encountering a grizzly bear.


I fully disagree with the "dead fish" stereotype of Asian American women.

Freak nasty if anything. It's called overcompensation.
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Post#149 » by Sofa King » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:31 am

milesfides wrote:In Asian cultures, I believe women are supposed to lie absolutely still and say nothing, similar to the suggested response when encountering a grizzly bear.

I have to confess, one of my favorite words is "naughty." hehe. Naughty. Naughty-naughty. hehe.


And they have to be completely naked so we can eat sushi off their bodies.

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Post#150 » by CITYOFANGELSX3 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:00 am

How about frying eggs on there stomach and licking off tabasco from there feet?
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Post#151 » by Sedale Threatt » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:09 am

Sedition wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

I fully disagree with the "dead fish" stereotype of Asian American women.

Freak nasty if anything. It's called overcompensation.


I must concur. Granted, I've only been with two Asian women before -- one Japanese, one Thai -- but both of them were down for anything I could think of. And I can think of a lot. It was almost intimidating. I felt like I had to bring it Peter North style every time or they were going to get bored. Which, of course, is exactly what happened.
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Post#152 » by milesfides » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:38 am

Sedition wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



I fully disagree with the "dead fish" stereotype of Asian American women.

Freak nasty if anything. It's called overcompensation.


Kidding!

Ah it's fun to be Asian. I think a great stereotype is the small penis stereotype, because then you'll always surprise them.

With a very, very small penis. Supplies!
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Post#153 » by milesfides » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:49 am

CITYOFANGELSX3 wrote:How about frying eggs on there stomach and licking off tabasco from there feet?


WTF

Yo. There's a line. And you crossed it. Twice. So you're back in the safe zone. All is good.

Carry on.
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Post#154 » by Erik Eleven » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:23 am

It's starfish, and is not exactly the best description of the asian girls I remember.
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Post#155 » by crackjack » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:38 am

Trying to get back into the Simpsons right now. It's a bit hard after watching Family Guy for so long.

I need something else to watch while I work through the night. I've seen every episode of Family Guy about 5 times these past few weeks.
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Post#156 » by SashAlex » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:27 pm

Miles, check PM ! :roll:
Corvus Crow, check PM ! :roll:
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Post#157 » by TommyTheCat » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:27 pm

Sedale Threatt wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



I must concur. Granted, I've only been with two Asian women before -- one Japanese, one Thai -- but both of them were down for anything I could think of. And I can think of a lot. It was almost intimidating. I felt like I had to bring it Peter North style every time or they were going to get bored. Which, of course, is exactly what happened.


dirty gomez??
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Post#158 » by TommyTheCat » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:33 pm

i've only been with one asian girl and she seemed like the real sweet, innocent type. when she got undressed and i spotted shaved fish, i knew she had a freaky side :D

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Post#159 » by TyCobb » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:34 pm

milesfides wrote:Kidding!

Ah it's fun to be Asian. I think a great stereotype is the small penis stereotype, because then you'll always surprise them.

With a very, very small penis. Supplies!


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Post#160 » by Sedition » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:50 pm

crackjack wrote:Trying to get back into the Simpsons right now. It's a bit hard after watching Family Guy for so long.

I need something else to watch while I work through the night. I've seen every episode of Family Guy about 5 times these past few weeks.


Have you tried Futurama?

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