CT LVI: God bless Female Douchebags

hermes · Post #1422 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:07 am

Kalidogg24 wrote:Oh and on a lighter note, in women's tennis....

I want to shove my meat inside Sharapova , Serena, Azarenka,
and the new chick from Canada Eugenie Bouchard
(Yup google image Eugenie Bouchard asap)

google also tells me her tennis grip is a two-handed backhand

hermes · Post #1423 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:09 am

TyCobb wrote:The two weed states meet in the super bowl.

the doobie bowl i've heard it called

hermes · Post #1424 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:10 am

Danny Darko wrote:

hermes · Post #1425 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:12 am

Tasp wrote:no humblebrag but i am canadian

we have the best strip clubs both in quality of women and extent of what you can do to said women

were talking blowies for 20, sex for 60ish

i doubt theyll let me do the things im accustomed to doing in a strip club in tampa

plus im gonna be hella busy while im in tampa for the week

60 ish? what does that mean? do they charge tax?

hermes · Post #1426 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:13 am

EArl wrote:lol at you guys paying to have sex. If someone has a price on them thats kind of gnarly since who knows how many std they have contracted from previous people.

in before the backlash.

only way to know is to catch them yourself

hermes · Post #1427 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:13 am

there's a pokemon joke in there somewhere

hermes · Post #1428 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:14 am

Doormatt wrote:earl the kinda **** that falls in love with a stripper and tries to "fix" her.

hermes · Post #1429 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:22 am

curling >

hermes · Post #1430 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:23 am

EArl wrote:Well since no one but me post here this is getting weird.

R.I.P My iphone. After 4 years of having it, it finally failed me or I failed it. You know since I dropped it from the second floor

It looked fine from the exterior, but it doesn't charge and the home button doesn't work. I opened it and its completely wrecked from the inside. Looks like it's time for a new phone.

why would you drop it from the second floor?

hermes · Post #1431 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:37 am

Kilroy wrote:I grew up on the 14, 5 and 405, the 210 and the 605 and 110 and the 10... Basically all over California...

Austin drivers make Ca drivers look like Mensa members... So much stupid here. People are literally willing to die to make sure you can't get where you're going smoothly. There's no concept of "go with the flow" here.
Just merging is like an act of faith here, because no matter what the laws say or how slow someone is going, NOBODY wants to let you in their lane and even the littlest, oldest, nicest, laid back person will put themselves at risk to keep you there.

The only place I've driven that was close to this in Ca was San Jose during rush hour.

Also, since I've lived here, I've driven all over the south too, and unfortunately they all seem to drive like Austin.

So add snow... I swear these numb-nuts thought that since it was snowing and icing, they should "Hurry up and get home." Ladies driving 75-80, talking on the cell, while cars are sliding off the road around them at half that speed.

you guys need to road trip to the upper midwest, there are people who will let multiple cars merge ahead of them. majority of people are pretty nice

there are still some people who don't know what they're doing but they aren't mean about it

hermes · Post #1432 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:39 am

EArl wrote:Im confused. Whats going on here?

quit breaking the law!

LaLa · Post #1433 » by **LaLa** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:16 am

Holy shiiiiiiii Hermes, you got twice as many And1s than I have posts wheww

Sofa King · Post #1434 » by **Sofa King** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:54 am

Wavy Q · Post #1435 » by **Wavy Q** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:51 am

Wavy Q · Post #1436 » by **Wavy Q** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:52 am

EArl wrote:I see this thread is at page 95... I remember when Gek posted regularly we would finish threads in less than a month.

Also doormatt ignoring my question
Those feels...

we've had comm threads that lasted like 1 week or something like that

Gek · Post #1437 » by **Gek** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:20 pm

I'm still lurking

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Gek · Post #1438 » by **Gek** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:59 pm

Stephano wrote:
EArl wrote:I see this thread is at page 95... I remember when Gek posted regularly we would finish threads in less than a month.

Also doormatt ignoring my question
Those feels...

we've had comm threads that lasted like 1 week or something like that

yeah back when we all were young and reckless and **** up all the time in college.

TonyMontana · Post #1439 » by **TonyMontana** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:21 pm

EArl wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:
EArl wrote:Tony rolls deep.

Not at all homie. I do all right but I work my butt off to get to where Im at. Hopefully in a year or two should be nice.

If you don't mind me asking what do you do for a living?

I dont mind homie.

Me and my pops own a shop down in Laguna Niguel that specializes on Service Repair Resotation and Modification on Mercedes BMW Bentley and Rolls since 1990.

hermes · Post #1440 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:26 pm

LaLa wrote:Holy shiiiiiiii Hermes, you got twice as many And1s than I have posts wheww

and you're still a better poster than me