CT LVIII: Squat or sit?

Post #1441 » by **Kilroy** » Fri May 30, 2014 4:26 am

Slacker FedEx driver got his truck stuck axles deep in my front yard today...

"Well, Pizza Hut is hiring..." he says...

Freakin potheads...

Post #1442 » by **TyCobb** » Fri May 30, 2014 4:27 am

ak7 · Post #1443 » by **ak7** » Fri May 30, 2014 5:20 am

Stop trying to learn how to do some gay dance stuff.. Learn to two-step, find a good country bar with pretty women.. Easy path to getting laid I promise

ak7 · Post #1444 » by **ak7** » Fri May 30, 2014 5:23 am

EArl wrote:
LakeShowAK7 wrote:Yes I can, because I have a confirmed separation date. They are just trying to keep me in by hanging a 3 year tour in Hawaii in front of my face

time to leave while you still can.

I am seriously considering taking it. Pay me pretty decent money and cost of living to live in Hawaii? I'm down.

Wavy Q · Post #1445 » by **Wavy Q** » Fri May 30, 2014 5:34 am

hawaii is bomb af to vacation, trash to live in

source: my ass

Post #1446 » by **TyCobb** » Fri May 30, 2014 5:35 am

Not sure how you could turn it down. Job security, awesome benefits, Hawaii, best military branch, obvious respect from superiors, getting lei'd, not Wisconsin, etc.

EArl · Post #1447 » by **EArl** » Fri May 30, 2014 5:47 am

True anywhere, but Wisconsin

Kalidogg24 · Post #1448 » by **Kalidogg24** » Fri May 30, 2014 2:47 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xLR5mjkfs4[/youtube]

TonyMontana · Post #1449 » by **TonyMontana** » Fri May 30, 2014 4:55 pm

Mamba Mentality · Post #1450 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Fri May 30, 2014 5:22 pm

^Rosie Jones is so damn fine.....

Spoiler:

TonyMontana · Post #1451 » by **TonyMontana** » Fri May 30, 2014 7:30 pm

Ya she is!!

ennui · Post #1452 » by **ennui** » Fri May 30, 2014 7:56 pm

LakeShowAK7 wrote:Stop trying to learn how to do some gay dance stuff.. Learn to two-step, find a good country bar with pretty women.. Easy path to getting laid I promise

Ha

ak7 · Post #1453 » by **ak7** » Fri May 30, 2014 8:02 pm

I'm not kidding... I've been stationed in Tucson, AZ for the past 3 years... it's full of country girls, or girls who try to act country. Once you can two-step well, it's almost guaranteed if you don't **** it up with your actions while talking to her lol

ennui · Post #1454 » by **ennui** » Fri May 30, 2014 8:07 pm

Yea unfortunately that doesnt really apply to me.... being indo-canadian and all that jazz...

Im sure that works doe

ak7 · Post #1455 » by **ak7** » Fri May 30, 2014 8:11 pm

I'm sure Danny Darko can attest to the wonders of two-stepping with a female.

I never dress country ish, in fact I'm the furthest thing from that, it's all in the dance moves lol

Post #1456 » by **Slava** » Fri May 30, 2014 8:39 pm

DD's corner of the world is more California hippie than country.

Post #1457 » by **Kilroy** » Fri May 30, 2014 8:43 pm

Slava wrote:DD's corner of the world is more California hippie than country.

Yeah and there isn't a group of people with less rhythm than hippies... They can't dance for ****.

EArl · Post #1458 » by **EArl** » Fri May 30, 2014 8:44 pm

I don't like dancing, but growing up in a central american/Spanish family I've had to learn how to dance.

speaking of my girl wants to learn how to do Tango.

EArl · Post #1459 » by **EArl** » Fri May 30, 2014 8:47 pm

Kilroy wrote:
Slava wrote:DD's corner of the world is more California hippie than country.

Yeah and there isn't a group of people with less rhythm than hippies... They can't dance for ****.

I can attest to that. I used to think that i was a bad dancer until i saw hippies dance. Its like a combination of someone being drunk and on acid at the same time. You can call it dancing for the sake of the definition, but that's about it.

Post #1460 » by **Kilroy** » Fri May 30, 2014 8:48 pm

EArl wrote:I don't like dancing, but growing up in a central american/Spanish family I've had to learn how to dance.

speaking of my girl wants to learn how to do Tango.

Tango's a commitment... Because it's as much about what you wear and your style as it is about the actual moves.

Unless you like wearing suits, I might try to discourage that pastime.