CT LVIII: Squat or sit?

Post #1461 » by **TyCobb** » Fri May 30, 2014 8:48 pm

lol white people

EArl · Post #1462 » by **EArl** » Fri May 30, 2014 8:50 pm

Kilroy wrote:
EArl wrote:I don't like dancing, but growing up in a central american/Spanish family I've had to learn how to dance.

speaking of my girl wants to learn how to do Tango.

Tango's a commitment... Because it's as much about what you wear and your style as it is about the actual moves.

Unless you like wearing suits, I might try to discourage that pastime.

Personal experience?

Post #1463 » by **Kilroy** » Fri May 30, 2014 8:55 pm

EArl · Post #1464 » by **EArl** » Fri May 30, 2014 8:56 pm

[quote="TyCobb"]lol white people[/quote]
Arent you whiter than a slice of wonder bread?

Post #1465 » by **Kilroy** » Fri May 30, 2014 9:10 pm

EArl wrote:
TyCobb wrote:lol white people

Arent you whiter than a slice of wonder bread?

With the crust cut off?

Post #1466 » by **Kilroy** » Fri May 30, 2014 9:11 pm

TyCobb wrote:lol white people

Yes... Although... Hootie.

Post #1467 » by **TyCobb** » Fri May 30, 2014 9:12 pm

I've been laying out nude in the yard. Getting darker every day!

EArl · Post #1468 » by **EArl** » Fri May 30, 2014 9:36 pm

today feels like one of those lazy days. Ive been looking for a new sport to get into. I want to do an Ironman in the next couple of years so I might start long distance bike racing to get more experience and eventually pick up swimming. One of my friends biked from Santa Cruz all the way to Guadalajara Mexico two years ago. Granted I don't want to go that far and don't have the balls to bike in the border cities of Mexico since theres a good chance I get killed and stuffed with drugs, I want to bike to LA. He did it in 5 days, but he stopped a lot. I might be able to do it in three days.

EArl · Post #1469 » by **EArl** » Fri May 30, 2014 9:38 pm

TyCobb wrote:I've been laying out nude in the yard. Getting darker every day!

when I'm out in the sun for a prolonged amount of time I get burnt red and my skin falls off.

Post #1470 » by **Kilroy** » Fri May 30, 2014 9:40 pm

EArl wrote:today feels like one of those lazy days. Ive been looking for a new sport to get into. I want to do an Ironman in the next couple of years so I might start long distance bike racing to get more experience and eventually pick up swimming. One of my friends biked from Santa Cruz all the way to Guadalajara Mexico two years ago. Granted I don't want to go that far and don't have the balls to bike in the border cities of Mexico since theres a good chance I get killed and stuffed with drugs, I want to bike to LA. He did it in 5 days, but he stopped a lot. I might be able to do it in three days.

RIP Earl

Doormatt · Post #1471 » by **Doormatt** » Fri May 30, 2014 11:35 pm

LakeShowAK7 wrote:Stop trying to learn how to do some gay dance stuff.. Learn to two-step, find a good country bar with pretty women.. Easy path to getting laid I promise

im not trying to do that to get laid lol. it just looks like fun plus looks cool as **** when you can dance like that.

ennui · Post #1472 » by **ennui** » Sat May 31, 2014 2:44 am

you know what bitches like? money.

as the old axiom states "**** bitches, get money". likely not in that order tho

Sofa King · Post #1473 » by **Sofa King** » Sat May 31, 2014 3:07 am

TyCobb wrote:I've been laying out nude in the yard. Getting darker every day!

How I picture Ty sun tanning...

Spoiler:

Doormatt · Post #1474 » by **Doormatt** » Sat May 31, 2014 4:02 am

ennui wrote:you know what bitches like? money.

as the old axiom states "**** bitches, get money". likely not in that order tho

heres how to get laid:

1. Dont be ugly
2. Have money
3. Dont be fat (although if you have already fulfilled #2 this doesnt apply so much)
4. Dont be deperate
5. Talk to girls
6. Profit

like 95% of guys arent getting laid because they either arent talking to girls, or have no confidence, which relates back to not talking to girls. setting standards too high is the third biggest reason.

iamworthy · Post #1475 » by **iamworthy** » Sat May 31, 2014 4:24 am

Doormatt wrote:
ennui wrote:you know what bitches like? money.

as the old axiom states "**** bitches, get money". likely not in that order tho

heres how to get laid:

1. Dont be ugly
2. Have money
3. Dont be fat (although if you have already fulfilled #2 this doesnt apply so much)
4. Dont be deperate
5. Talk to girls
6. Profit

like 95% of guys arent getting laid because they either arent talking to girls, or have no confidence, which relates back to not talking to girls. setting standards too high is the third biggest reason.

Your list if far to long. Lets keep it simple and stupid, HAVE GAME!

Post #1476 » by **Slava** » Sat May 31, 2014 4:36 am

Like my man Tony Montana said, first you get the money then you get the power then you get the woman.

iamworthy · Post #1477 » by **iamworthy** » Sat May 31, 2014 4:47 am

Slava wrote:Like my man Tony Montana said, first you get the money then you get the power then you get the woman.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdMpheMSPbM[/youtube]

Post #1478 » by **Danny Darko** » Sat May 31, 2014 7:35 am

wow...

so tonight my wife went out and had a 15 beer sampler. In the background a bunch of people I've known a long time were hanging out drinking high end beers. One of which (bruery sucre 16% 5oz beer pour and somehow worth it).
My wife... who is paying attention, says "hey that's not that guys wife right, but his wife is right there"

Turn around and dude is locker room smacking some girls ass like 5x in a row. then he kisses his wife then the other similar looking chick too. Then... there is obviously some negotiation taking place between like 5 parties I had no idea previously were swingers Also one of those parties has just hooked my wife and I up with 300 bucks worth of high end wine event tickets (this does not surprise me because being a broke ass but respected musician generally does come with this exact perk and this is like the 3rd time we've gotten those tickets from them aka the radio station). But... then obnoxious guy who's on 2 girls already asks "hey your friend is the hottest girl in town."
Me, "Ummm my wife? yeah I like to think so"
Most Bro-ass Dr 42 year old possible "oh your wife, perfect"
Me, "uhhh like in a you'll never wake up tomorrow after I pull out my monkey wrench or what do you mean?"
Akward swinger silence... my wife and I both get it and have a relative amount of oh sorry, but no thanks.

Drive across town to my friends gig. My wife and I totally laughing about how that all went down and I start doing the imaginary theoretical lame swinger mating dance to make my wife laugh. *imagine an ostrich and John Travolta combined"

BOOOM a guy appears in my grill between us! but it's the venue owner and he owes me money and I was like "oh F I thought a swinger just swooped in after my mating dance!" and we relaxe, but literally less than ten seconds and a friggin old ass swinger couple is right in my face like some twighlight zone trying to explain why strong relationships are stronger after swinging and how they noticed my "moves"...

At this point I'm a little deeper into beer than eloquence so I pretty much shut up and let my wife try to say no gracefully until I just basically had to say F-off.

What the hell... Is there that many swingers now or was this some freaking holiday?

Sofa King · Post #1479 » by **Sofa King** » Sat May 31, 2014 8:11 am

Danny Darko wrote:wow...

so tonight my wife went out and had a 15 beer sampler. In the background a bunch of people I've known a long time were hanging out drinking high end beers. One of which (bruery sucre 16% 5oz beer pour and somehow worth it).
My wife... who is paying attention, says "hey that's not that guys wife right, but his wife is right there"

Turn around and dude is locker room smacking some girls ass like 5x in a row. then he kisses his wife then the other similar looking chick too. Then... there is obviously some negotiation taking place between like 5 parties I had no idea previously were swingers Also one of those parties has just hooked my wife and I up with 300 bucks worth of high end wine event tickets (this does not surprise me because being a broke ass but respected musician generally does come with this exact perk and this is like the 3rd time we've gotten those tickets from them aka the radio station). But... then obnoxious guy who's on 2 girls already asks "hey your friend is the hottest girl in town."
Me, "Ummm my wife? yeah I like to think so"
Most Bro-ass Dr 42 year old possible "oh your wife, perfect"
Me, "uhhh like in a you'll never wake up tomorrow after I pull out my monkey wrench or what do you mean?"
Akward swinger silence... my wife and I both get it and have a relative amount of oh sorry, but no thanks.

Drive across town to my friends gig. My wife and I totally laughing about how that all went down and I start doing the imaginary theoretical lame swinger mating dance to make my wife laugh. *imagine an ostrich and John Travolta combined"

BOOOM a guy appears in my grill between us! but it's the venue owner and he owes me money and I was like "oh F I thought a swinger just swooped in after my mating dance!" and we relaxe, but literally less than ten seconds and a friggin old ass swinger couple is right in my face like some twighlight zone trying to explain why strong relationships are stronger after swinging and how they noticed my "moves"...

At this point I'm a little deeper into beer than eloquence so I pretty much shut up and let my wife try to say no gracefully until I just basically had to say F-off.

What the hell... Is there that many swingers now or was this some freaking holiday?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQrVE5bRUsg[/youtube]

EArl · Post #1480 » by **EArl** » Sat May 31, 2014 9:16 am

Danny Darko wrote:wow...

so tonight my wife went out and had a 15 beer sampler. In the background a bunch of people I've known a long time were hanging out drinking high end beers. One of which (bruery sucre 16% 5oz beer pour and somehow worth it).
My wife... who is paying attention, says "hey that's not that guys wife right, but his wife is right there"

Turn around and dude is locker room smacking some girls ass like 5x in a row. then he kisses his wife then the other similar looking chick too. Then... there is obviously some negotiation taking place between like 5 parties I had no idea previously were swingers Also one of those parties has just hooked my wife and I up with 300 bucks worth of high end wine event tickets (this does not surprise me because being a broke ass but respected musician generally does come with this exact perk and this is like the 3rd time we've gotten those tickets from them aka the radio station). But... then obnoxious guy who's on 2 girls already asks "hey your friend is the hottest girl in town."
Me, "Ummm my wife? yeah I like to think so"
Most Bro-ass Dr 42 year old possible "oh your wife, perfect"
Me, "uhhh like in a you'll never wake up tomorrow after I pull out my monkey wrench or what do you mean?"
Akward swinger silence... my wife and I both get it and have a relative amount of oh sorry, but no thanks.

Drive across town to my friends gig. My wife and I totally laughing about how that all went down and I start doing the imaginary theoretical lame swinger mating dance to make my wife laugh. *imagine an ostrich and John Travolta combined"

BOOOM a guy appears in my grill between us! but it's the venue owner and he owes me money and I was like "oh F I thought a swinger just swooped in after my mating dance!" and we relaxe, but literally less than ten seconds and a friggin old ass swinger couple is right in my face like some twighlight zone trying to explain why strong relationships are stronger after swinging and how they noticed my "moves"...

At this point I'm a little deeper into beer than eloquence so I pretty much shut up and let my wife try to say no gracefully until I just basically had to say F-off.

What the hell... Is there that many swingers now or was this some freaking holiday?

Maybe you look like the swinging type :dontknow: