COMM THREAD XVI IN HONOR OF RUNAWAY BRIDES
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Her back is the sexiest part about her.
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Her back and eyes. Freakin love her.
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Greetings from LA Fitness, now time to die on the basketball court.
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Yitzhak and Moshe were eating in a Chinese restaurant in London.
"Yitzhak," asked Moshe, "Are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Yitzhak replied. "Why don't you ask the waiter? I'd be surprised if there were no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter came by, Moshe asked, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and went back to the kitchen.
The waiter returned a few minutes later and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Moshe asked.
"I ask everyone," the waiter replied. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews!"
"Yitzhak," asked Moshe, "Are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Yitzhak replied. "Why don't you ask the waiter? I'd be surprised if there were no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter came by, Moshe asked, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and went back to the kitchen.
The waiter returned a few minutes later and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Moshe asked.
"I ask everyone," the waiter replied. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews!"
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I need to stop eating.
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No courts near me except at the park, and I can't play there at all during Ramadan. This sucks.
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randomly browsed through Comm Thread IX. wow. from Feb to Nov 2009.
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RiotSweetie wrote:I need to stop eating.
No u need to start eating.
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Slowest start to a comm thread ever.
Anyone have experience with vB?
Anyone have experience with vB?
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Time to start eating.
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U-Borat wrote:personality
I don't get it.
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COMM THREAD XVI IN HONOR OF TY'S JEWISH PARTS

Who's coming over?
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Only if you pick me up.
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be there in five.
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Riot pulls into the lead!
Well Sofa, I'm still glad to see you.
Well Sofa, I'm still glad to see you.

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For the tl;dr.... Comcast sucks.
So the internet sucks cock and has been getting worse every time I come home all summer. get .4-2 mbps down and my parents pay for 12.
So I call Comcast as my dad to complain and the lady on the line was very nice, not very knowledgeable, but friendly and helpful. They view connections on a color scale (apparently every customer has a colored balloon on their house) and they should be green, but ours is red and sometimes yellow and once in awhile shows up as purple (no idea how that fits into the coloring scheme). Apparently everyone on my street has severely limited signal connections for cable (hd, regular and internet). LIke the ****. How does an entire area have severely limited connections without some notification system popping up in their computers like yo, we **** up, fix it.
The worst part is none of the ESPN channels work on any TV and the internet, even when plugged directly into the modem, isn't fast enough to stream Netflix. To make it worst, it's raining too hard to ball. FML.
So the internet sucks cock and has been getting worse every time I come home all summer. get .4-2 mbps down and my parents pay for 12.
So I call Comcast as my dad to complain and the lady on the line was very nice, not very knowledgeable, but friendly and helpful. They view connections on a color scale (apparently every customer has a colored balloon on their house) and they should be green, but ours is red and sometimes yellow and once in awhile shows up as purple (no idea how that fits into the coloring scheme). Apparently everyone on my street has severely limited signal connections for cable (hd, regular and internet). LIke the ****. How does an entire area have severely limited connections without some notification system popping up in their computers like yo, we **** up, fix it.
The worst part is none of the ESPN channels work on any TV and the internet, even when plugged directly into the modem, isn't fast enough to stream Netflix. To make it worst, it's raining too hard to ball. FML.
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Just shelled out $68 on a pair of camo shorts. Feel like an idiot.
At least I'll be a stylish one.
At least I'll be a stylish one.
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You're a pair of chucks and some ganja away from joining the Taylor Gang
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