Community Thread LIII: only m(4^2/2)s allowed

florencemachine · Post #22 » by **florencemachine** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:14 am

EArl wrote:

wow so racist m8 inb4 tasp and slava rek u u cheeky cnut m8

EArl · Post #23 » by **EArl** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:15 am

ennui · Post #24 » by **ennui** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:16 am

EArl wrote:

rap game paula deen

I don't really find it racist tho

EArl · Post #25 » by **EArl** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:16 am

Spoiler:

florencemachine · Post #26 » by **florencemachine** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:16 am

Tasp wrote:
destro wrote:Tasp is right, Canadian women wipe their stool with a lot of American women, especially in the white girls department. Our white girls look like bags of milk.

what you know about bags of milk?

but seriously just like pure capitalism(America) vs pseudo socialism(Canada), the highs are higher and the lows are lower in America as opposed to the middle ground that is canada

we Canadians from my personal experiences have a better looks on average, again it has do with the fact we have a bigger ratio of middle class

good socioeconomic conditions = good looks

dis is also true for australia

but tbh going to college campuses in the states is like a goldmine of beauty, its amazing

EArl · Post #27 » by **EArl** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:16 am

EArl · Post #28 » by **EArl** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:17 am

Ok i'm done for now.

ennui · Post #29 » by **ennui** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:17 am

dam Florence really rustles dem earl jimmies

Jetset · Post #30 » by **Jetset** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:17 am

EArl wrote:

This more than likely is your greatest post ever, well, that I've seen.

I'd like to think this wouldn't have happened without my aura rubbing off on you

tugs · Post #31 » by **tugs** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:19 am

florencemachine wrote:im preparing my monologue for my d8 wot do u think guise

I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

rap game One Direction

ennui · Post #32 » by **ennui** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:20 am

florencemachine wrote:
Tasp wrote:
destro wrote:Tasp is right, Canadian women wipe their stool with a lot of American women, especially in the white girls department. Our white girls look like bags of milk.

what you know about bags of milk?

but seriously just like pure capitalism(America) vs pseudo socialism(Canada), the highs are higher and the lows are lower in America as opposed to the middle ground that is canada

we Canadians from my personal experiences have a better looks on average, again it has do with the fact we have a bigger ratio of middle class

good socioeconomic conditions = good looks

dis is also true for australia

but tbh going to college campuses in the states is like a goldmine of beauty, its amazing

youll see girls here, especially in the big cities (NY/LA/MIA) that simply mindblast

almost incomparable to Canada, but Its not like i could ever pull them so whatevs

tugs · Post #33 » by **tugs** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:20 am

damn EArl not sure if those posts will be tolerated. better spoiler/link them all .

and give a heads up.

florencemachine · Post #34 » by **florencemachine** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:20 am

destro wrote:
EArl wrote:

This more than likely is your greatest post ever, well, that I've seen.

I'd like to think this wouldn't have happened without my aura rubbing off on you

unsure if this is worst insult ever or greatest compliment of all time

ennui · Post #35 » by **ennui** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:22 am

to be fair that might be the funniest thing that earl has ever posted

Jetset · Post #36 » by **Jetset** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:27 am

florencemachine wrote:
destro wrote:
EArl wrote:

This more than likely is your greatest post ever, well, that I've seen.

I'd like to think this wouldn't have happened without my aura rubbing off on you

unsure if this is worst insult ever or greatest compliment of all time

I haven't laughed that hard in a while, feltgoodman.

I don't know when he started in these threads so I can't undoubtedly say ever

tugs · Post #37 » by **tugs** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:29 am

#desEArl

#EArlstro

florencemachine · Post #38 » by **florencemachine** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:31 am

Tasp wrote:
florencemachine wrote:
Tasp wrote:
what you know about bags of milk?

but seriously just like pure capitalism(America) vs pseudo socialism(Canada), the highs are higher and the lows are lower in America as opposed to the middle ground that is canada

we Canadians from my personal experiences have a better looks on average, again it has do with the fact we have a bigger ratio of middle class

good socioeconomic conditions = good looks

dis is also true for australia

but tbh going to college campuses in the states is like a goldmine of beauty, its amazing

youll see girls here, especially in the big cities (NY/LA/MIA) that simply mindblast

almost incomparable to Canada, but Its not like i could ever pull them so whatevs

ya you can

recently i've come to realise there is a huge disparity in how attractive girls are physically, and how attractive girls give off the aura of. like confident girls are so much more attractive and it exudes, and shows in how often they get hit on for example.

like this girl im going out with this week is cute but not heavenly beauty, and looked extremely ratchet from drugs/dancing/sweatiness when i met her but i still found her super compelling which i later found out to be her inner confidence/glow. idk, not a very good explanation but basically what im saying is girls that look hot/out of your level physically are quite often not THAT heavenly attractive once you start talking to them and your inner voice will thusly be put more at ease and you will feel more comfortable hitting to them

Jetset · Post #39 » by **Jetset** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:32 am

what is this rap game stuff

Post #40 » by **TyCobb** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:36 am

Did anyone else get (8)?