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Re: CT LVI: Your home for on topic, SFW entertainment (??_?) 

Post#21 » by EArl » Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:15 pm

Stephano wrote:"things people with no swag say"

Is that a black guy dancing with an ostrich? :lol: I don't even.
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Post#22 » by EArl » Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:16 pm

Gek wrote:Sucks to be EArl.



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Post#23 » by Gek » Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:17 am

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Post#24 » by EArl » Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:32 am

Gek wrote:
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Gek wrote:Sucks to be EArl.



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I'm glad I don't have to.

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Post#25 » by Slava » Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:34 am

I get so damn lazy when the weather gets cold man, its almost like hibernation.
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Post#26 » by ennui » Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:39 am

slava count your blessings bro - im in **** canada; its like a siberian gulag

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Post#27 » by ennui » Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:48 am

guys hold on to your butts

im on the verge of snagging an asian broad

so she is a friend of a friend, who had absolutely no interest in me until yesterday. we got out to a bar and i cut my hand viciously slamming a shot down on the table. Blood is profusely gushing everywhere which somehow prompts said asian chicks compassion (she is a nurse). Now she is bandaging me while we are separated from the group and i sense an opening, i start telling her about how i had a congenital cyst in my neck during senior high school years (true - no bs) and the suffering it entailed. now shes eating off the palm of my hand due to the pity that i had incurred from her. she tells me to hit her up on facebook. i am out of the friend zone.

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Post#28 » by ennui » Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:50 am

Stephano wrote:"things people with no swag say"


rap game Alex Trebec
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Post#29 » by tugs » Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:13 am

Tasp wrote:guys hold on to your butts

im on the verge of snagging an asian broad

so she is a friend of a friend, who had absolutely no interest in me until yesterday. we got out to a bar and i cut my hand viciously slamming a shot down on the table. Blood is profusely gushing everywhere which somehow prompts said asian chicks compassion (she is a nurse). Now she is bandaging me while we are separated from the group and i sense an opening, i start telling her about how i had a congenital cyst in my neck during senior high school years (true - no bs) and the suffering it entailed. now shes eating off the palm of my hand due to the pity that i had incurred from her. she tells me to hit her up on facebook. i am out of the friend zone.

im in the money la ta ta tunny


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Post#30 » by tugs » Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:15 am

Danny Darko wrote:jack johnson and pearl jam cats asked me up tonight at a private birthday... killlllllled it. grateful for the opportunity.


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Post#31 » by Gek » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:05 am

EArl wrote:
Gek wrote:
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I'm glad I don't have to.

I missed you Gek. Hopefully you dont leave us again.

It's different over on this side.
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Post#32 » by hermes » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:11 am

Tasp wrote:guys hold on to your butts

im on the verge of snagging an asian broad

so she is a friend of a friend, who had absolutely no interest in me until yesterday. we got out to a bar and i cut my hand viciously slamming a shot down on the table. Blood is profusely gushing everywhere which somehow prompts said asian chicks compassion (she is a nurse). Now she is bandaging me while we are separated from the group and i sense an opening, i start telling her about how i had a congenital cyst in my neck during senior high school years (true - no bs) and the suffering it entailed. now shes eating off the palm of my hand due to the pity that i had incurred from her. she tells me to hit her up on facebook. i am out of the friend zone.

im in the money la ta ta tunny

how do you cut yourself drinking? are you using broken glasses or something?
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Post#33 » by EArl » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:14 am

Gek wrote:
EArl wrote:
Gek wrote:

I'm glad I don't have to.

I missed you Gek. Hopefully you dont leave us again.

It's different over on this side.

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Post#34 » by Wavy Q » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:14 am

Tasp that might be both the WOAT and the GOAT story
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Post#35 » by ennui » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:25 am

hermes wrote:
Tasp wrote:guys hold on to your butts

im on the verge of snagging an asian broad

so she is a friend of a friend, who had absolutely no interest in me until yesterday. we got out to a bar and i cut my hand viciously slamming a shot down on the table. Blood is profusely gushing everywhere which somehow prompts said asian chicks compassion (she is a nurse). Now she is bandaging me while we are separated from the group and i sense an opening, i start telling her about how i had a congenital cyst in my neck during senior high school years (true - no bs) and the suffering it entailed. now shes eating off the palm of my hand due to the pity that i had incurred from her. she tells me to hit her up on facebook. i am out of the friend zone.

im in the money la ta ta tunny

how do you cut yourself drinking? are you using broken glasses or something?


:lol:

Nothing gets past you, Hermo

lemme clarify, i slammed a shot glass onto the table causing it to shatter consequently lacerating my hand



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Post#36 » by RJM » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:27 am

Earl Sweatshirt is a lyrical genius.
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Post#37 » by ennui » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:37 am

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Post#38 » by EArl » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:02 am

I see Iceburg slim is from Florida. Is he stephano's second account?

Also why did you slam the shot glass so hard tasp?
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Post#39 » by ennui » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:15 am

Dunno

We got a few rounds of shots and we have this tradition thing with my college grad peeps where we take and slam the shots down

I guess I went full (Please Use More Appropriate Word) and slammed it too hard (twss)
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Post#40 » by dockingsched » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:16 am

sounds like someone is further entrenched in the friend zone.
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