CT LVI: God bless Female Douchebags

[EArl]

"things people with no swag say"

Is that a black guy dancing with an ostrich? I don't even.

[EArl]

Sucks to be EArl.

(⌐■_■)

[Gek]

Sucks to be EArl.

(⌐■_■)

I'm glad I don't have to.

[EArl]

Sucks to be EArl.

(⌐■_■)

I'm glad I don't have to.

I missed you Gek. Hopefully you dont leave us again.

[Slava]

I get so damn lazy when the weather gets cold man, its almost like hibernation.

[ennui]

slava count your blessings bro - im in **** canada; its like a siberian gulag

i think i got frostbite on my balls today

[ennui]

guys hold on to your butts

im on the verge of snagging an asian broad

so she is a friend of a friend, who had absolutely no interest in me until yesterday. we got out to a bar and i cut my hand viciously slamming a shot down on the table. Blood is profusely gushing everywhere which somehow prompts said asian chicks compassion (she is a nurse). Now she is bandaging me while we are separated from the group and i sense an opening, i start telling her about how i had a congenital cyst in my neck during senior high school years (true - no bs) and the suffering it entailed. now shes eating off the palm of my hand due to the pity that i had incurred from her. she tells me to hit her up on facebook. i am out of the friend zone.

im in the money la ta ta tunny

[ennui]

"things people with no swag say"

rap game Alex Trebec

[tugs]

guys hold on to your butts

im on the verge of snagging an asian broad

so she is a friend of a friend, who had absolutely no interest in me until yesterday. we got out to a bar and i cut my hand viciously slamming a shot down on the table. Blood is profusely gushing everywhere which somehow prompts said asian chicks compassion (she is a nurse). Now she is bandaging me while we are separated from the group and i sense an opening, i start telling her about how i had a congenital cyst in my neck during senior high school years (true - no bs) and the suffering it entailed. now shes eating off the palm of my hand due to the pity that i had incurred from her. she tells me to hit her up on facebook. i am out of the friend zone.

im in the money la ta ta tunny

[tugs]

jack johnson and pearl jam cats asked me up tonight at a private birthday... killlllllled it. grateful for the opportunity.

love their song about Stephano.

[Gek]

(⌐■_■)

I'm glad I don't have to.

I missed you Gek. Hopefully you dont leave us again.

It's different over on this side.

[hermes]

guys hold on to your butts

im on the verge of snagging an asian broad

so she is a friend of a friend, who had absolutely no interest in me until yesterday. we got out to a bar and i cut my hand viciously slamming a shot down on the table. Blood is profusely gushing everywhere which somehow prompts said asian chicks compassion (she is a nurse). Now she is bandaging me while we are separated from the group and i sense an opening, i start telling her about how i had a congenital cyst in my neck during senior high school years (true - no bs) and the suffering it entailed. now shes eating off the palm of my hand due to the pity that i had incurred from her. she tells me to hit her up on facebook. i am out of the friend zone.

im in the money la ta ta tunny

how do you cut yourself drinking? are you using broken glasses or something?

[EArl]

I'm glad I don't have to.

I missed you Gek. Hopefully you dont leave us again.

It's different over on this side.

[Wavy Q]

Tasp that might be both the WOAT and the GOAT story

[ennui]

guys hold on to your butts

im on the verge of snagging an asian broad

so she is a friend of a friend, who had absolutely no interest in me until yesterday. we got out to a bar and i cut my hand viciously slamming a shot down on the table. Blood is profusely gushing everywhere which somehow prompts said asian chicks compassion (she is a nurse). Now she is bandaging me while we are separated from the group and i sense an opening, i start telling her about how i had a congenital cyst in my neck during senior high school years (true - no bs) and the suffering it entailed. now shes eating off the palm of my hand due to the pity that i had incurred from her. she tells me to hit her up on facebook. i am out of the friend zone.

im in the money la ta ta tunny

how do you cut yourself drinking? are you using broken glasses or something?

Nothing gets past you, Hermo

lemme clarify, i slammed a shot glass onto the table causing it to shatter consequently lacerating my hand



@ steph, yea it was initially a massive all-time fail, luckily i happened to salvage the situation

[RJM]

Earl Sweatshirt is a lyrical genius.

[ennui]

[EArl]

I see Iceburg slim is from Florida. Is he stephano's second account?

Also why did you slam the shot glass so hard tasp?

[ennui]

Dunno

We got a few rounds of shots and we have this tradition thing with my college grad peeps where we take and slam the shots down

I guess I went full (Please Use More Appropriate Word) and slammed it too hard (twss)

[dockingsched]

sounds like someone is further entrenched in the friend zone.