COMM THREAD XV IN HONOR OF THE POTTY MOUTHS

tugs · Post #201 » by **tugs** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:39 am

RiotSweetie wrote:
Only way to get a man to do something is through food and sex.

tugs · Post #202 » by **tugs** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:40 am

ayt, thanks Ty.

WAITING ON THAT VIDEO LALA! I want to see how the pros play.

Post #203 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:41 am

Lil Wayne - Sorry 4 The Wait Mixtape download ... in progress.

RiotSweetie · Post #204 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:56 am

guds wrote:
RiotSweetie wrote:
Only way to get a man to do something is through food and sex.

Yeah, that's not entirely true. I've learned that if you also smile a lot and bite your lip in an adorable manner, that may also do the trick....unless you're trying to convince another woman who isn't a lesbian or someone who likes to crush dreams, who is LaLa in this case. Therefore, food seems like the only logical solution.

Gek · Post #205 » by **Gek** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:00 am

I only do nice things to not piss off a girl to make sure I get some.

Post #206 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:10 am

I try not to put it on a pedestal, to make sure I get some.

tugs · Post #207 » by **tugs** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:18 am

RiotSweetie wrote:Yeah, that's not entirely true. I've learned that if you also smile a lot and bite your lip in an adorable manner, that may also do the trick....unless you're trying to convince another woman who isn't a lesbian or someone who likes to crush dreams, who is LaLa in this case. Therefore, food seems like the only logical solution.

hmmm...

meh...

gotta show me how to do it, Riot. I really can't imagine...

G=K wrote:I only do nice things to not piss off a girl to make sure I get some.

TyCobb wrote:I try not to put it on a pedestal, to make sure I get some.

RiotSweetie · Post #208 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:19 am

You know, Ryan, I hear that if you're a little more rude and rough (only to an extent of course), you're more likely to attract the freakier girls. Hm, of course that's only helpful if you like variety rather than view it all as just sex.

Post #209 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:22 am

Lil Wayne - Sure Thing freestyle, fire.

Gek · Post #210 » by **Gek** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:39 am

RiotSweetie wrote:You know, Ryan, I hear that if you're a little more rude and rough (only to an extent of course), you're more likely to attract the freakier girls. Hm, of course that's only helpful if you like variety rather than view it all as just sex.

No lie, I tend to attract innocent girls. Always provides a challenge I suppose.

Post #211 » by **Slava** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:46 am

I tell them I come from an arab royal family to get some!

tugs · Post #212 » by **tugs** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:51 am

G=K wrote:No lie, I tend to attract innocent girls. Always provides a challenge I suppose.

"We want a lady in the street and a freak in the bed!"

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:I tell them I come from an arab royal family to get some!

Wavy Q · Post #213 » by **Wavy Q** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:02 am

I go for girls with fake colored hair, dont ask me why.

Post #214 » by **Slava** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:02 am

snaq, turns out a friend of mine is good buddies with Hop Solo

Gek · Post #215 » by **Gek** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:19 am

Holly **** **** I'm tripping balls.

Post #216 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:21 am

LaLa · Post #217 » by **LaLa** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:25 am

lool G=K don't be trippin out on everyone now.

and Riot, if food is involved, I'm there! One exception though, Ty is coming with me.

Gek · Post #218 » by **Gek** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:25 am

I made this chicken and brocolli noodle stuff I have

add some milk and butter
cheese
different seasons
superb

LaLa · Post #219 » by **LaLa** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:27 am

guds wrote:
LaLa wrote:go get em! i sucked at basketball today, hope u'll have a better day than I did haha.

damn bro... starting to heat up before the half ends and I accidentally kneed one guy in his quads. approached him to apologize, extending my arm for a low five and he just mumbled and went to the bench. a guy subbed in for him and after a couple of possessions he came back in and I thought to myself "This is gonna get ugly.", and it did. Everytime I drove to the basket he was near me and it was like a scene from Batman. "POW!" "WHAM!" Hitting me as hard as he can.

what a douche. and he isn't that good too. all he knows is to shoot the ball and only passes when he picks up his dribble. and he also has a bad case of the BO.

Damn, you shoulda stood up to em, they would probably run away from you like a bunch of pansies.

tugs · Post #220 » by **tugs** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:42 am

I did. I didn't care if he was slapping away. I still drove hard at him, though I settled for jumpers nearing the end of the game when he was not the one guarding me. I wasn't guarding him tight though. he's leg and brain was too messed up for him to score anyway.

and what great luck he has! he fell bad again but I think it was because of his teammate or he had his legs crossed. guess it's not his day.

I got bored. and I knew our team was gonna win so I was just cruisin'. 8-)

last competitive game I played was last Tuesday. been a while.