Commy Thread XXXV: Period in the Morning.

[Wavy Q]

Do you even fan?


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[Doormatt]

Do you even fan?


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gtfo

[Wavy Q]

We stay ignorin them bitchass haterz and continue gettin our swag on

#heaintboutdislifelyfe

[Jetset]

chit just got astronomically real

http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-is-a-hoax

cliffs:
- te'o faked that he had a girlfriend that was involved in a crash and later died of leukemia
- pics of some random bish on the internet that he never even met were used as dead girlfriend pics
- notre dame is as crooked as usc
- alabama is #1

[Wavy Q]

He did that thing highschoolers do where they lie about having a girlfriend but nobody has met her, then went full (Please Use More Appropriate Word)

[Doormatt]

i heard his muscles arent even real they are just a tshirt.

[ennui]

He did that thing highschoolers do where they lie about having a girlfriend but nobody has met her, then went full (Please Use More Appropriate Word)

She lives on my street!/She goes to another school!/She exists in a dimension not visible to the naked eye!

[Jetset]

i'm probably the antichrist of naivety but even i'm hoping that deadspin messed over something and got the whole thing wrong. my mind is just completely obliterated that this happened. can't wait till the media gets this, can't wait to see what mike golic has to say. te'o's got to come out with a statement or something.

inb4 he goes undrafted

[Slava]

I think the girl is a cover up for the other guy.

[Jetset]

Brian Hamilton@ChiTribHamilton
So #NotreDame confirms @Deadspin report that Lennay Kekua never existed, but claims Manti Te'o was among those duped.

pls go notre dame

[Jetset]

Notre Dame Statement: Manti Te’o

On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te’o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia. The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax. While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators.

Dennis Brown
University Spokesman | Assistant Vice President

can someone else read this and explain it to me? all i got from is that a chick met a future nfl player, became his girlfriend, and then faked her own death.

[Wavy Q]

Oh I get it, Manti went full forever alone and tried to get him a slice of ass over the internet, then got omegled and turns out she was never a girl/real

[Slava]

Well.. the said woman is claiming she never even met the guy right?

[TyCobb]

Oh I get it, Manti went full forever alone and tried to get him a slice of ass over the internet, then got omegled and turns out she was never a girl/real

[ennui]

lol he fell in love on the internet

thats worse than falling in love on the shore

[dockingsched]

he'll be on oprah confessing in a few weeks

[Jetset]

here's what his dad said in past interviews:

Lennay Kekua was a Stanford student and Cardinal football fan when the two exchanged glances, handshakes and phone numbers that fateful weekend three seasons ago.

She was gifted in music, multi-lingual, had dreams grounded in reality and the talent to catch up to them.

The plan was for Kekua to spend extensive time with the whole Te’o family when upwards of 40 of them came to South Bend in mid-November for ND’s Senior Day date with Wake Forest.

“They started out as just friends,” Brian Te’o said. “Every once in a while, she would travel to Hawaii, and that happened to be the time Manti was home, so he would meet with her there. But within the last year, they became a couple.

“And we came to the realization that she could be our daughter-in-law. Sadly, it won’t happen now.”

so no, "they" didn't meet over the internet. there is no girl. according to deadspin they stole some images of that girl off the internet and passed it off as being his deceased girlfriend.

Well.. the said woman is claiming she never even met the guy right?

that is correct, the chick in the pics that's said to be his dead gf has never met him in real life.

[dockingsched]

lol he fell in love on the internet

thats worse than falling in love on the shore

eh, he didn't fall in love. he was in on the hoax, no doubt about it after reading the article. no doubt that he and his boy tuiasosopo were the ones behind it.

[ennui]

is it taboo to say i miss this?

by which i mean destro comm thread posting sprees

[TyCobb]

Talk about developing feelings over the internet.