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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#221 » by EArl » Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:22 am

Posted this on the soccer forum. Good stuff.

Specific request from certain teams.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/4/2 ... il-demands

Algeria: All rooms for players and team officials need to have a Koran.

Australia: There must be a coffee station for players, and that station should be stocked with newspapers from around the world.

Chile: Every room must have a new bed and new TV's.

Colombia: Sao Paulo FC must provide Colombia with 15 players from their youth team for the Cafeteros to practice against.

Ecuador: Every day there must be a basket of bananas in every room and the bananas have to be from Ecuador.

France: Bar soap has to be swapped out for liquid soap because France doesn't have bar soap so players might have trouble. The hotel must also have kosher meat because many players are Muslim, which requires all meat be from animals which have not suffered.

Honduras: Six Spanish TV stations to be added to their TV guides, including two Honduran channels.

Japan: Every room must have a jacuzzi tub.

Portugal: Six bodyguards have to be available to the team at all times, four of which are just for Ronaldo.

Switzerland: A beach studio must be built for the team to conduct TV interviews from. Every room must also have two Swiss TV channels added.

Uruguay: All rooms must have a completely silent air conditioner.

And the most popular request: video games.

France, Ecuador and Costa Rica all require the construction of a video game room, while Portugal demand that every room have video games in them.

Requests for prostitutes are probably made in a more discreet fashion.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#222 » by Slava » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:44 pm

RIP Tito, way too young!
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#223 » by Draginho » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:46 pm

as a barca hater, rip tito. by far their most likeable coach in recent history.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#224 » by Kilroy » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:48 pm

Slava wrote:If I was in a room full of women in yoga pants, my boner wouldn't subside. #Reps4Jesus


Legitimate Risk... Best practice says to throw yourself so into the Yoga that you're in too much pain to maintain erectile function.

That said, your results may vary... I almost killed a chick just now because she was riding a bike in hot pants and had a most spectacular tail... Turns out nice asses don't have brake lights... So sometimes even threats to your personal well-being won't keep your eyes off the prize...
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#225 » by Slava » Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:00 pm

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Slava wrote:If I was in a room full of women in yoga pants, my boner wouldn't subside. #Reps4Jesus


Legitimate Risk... Best practice says to throw yourself so into the Yoga that you're in too much pain to maintain erectile function.

That said, your results may vary... I almost killed a chick just now because she was riding a bike in hot pants and had a most spectacular tail... Turns out nice asses don't have brake lights... So sometimes even threats to your personal well-being won't keep your eyes off the prize...


Oh yeah I have to pass-by the Rice University running trail everyday on my way to and back from work. There's always a serious chance of me rear ending someone.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#226 » by Kilroy » Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:11 pm

Yeah, I was by UT today... It was disturbingly scenic.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#227 » by EArl » Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:20 pm

Slava wrote:RIP Tito, way too young!

That Sucks. Poor guy. He was a very likable coach. His cancer must have been really bad.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#228 » by Sofa King » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:33 am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XviR7esUvo[/youtube]

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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#229 » by TyCobb » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:42 am

Where's Beckham?
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#230 » by EArl » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:44 am

TyCobb wrote:Where's Beckham?

Probably hanging out with Lebron in Miami attempting to bring a football team over there.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#231 » by TyCobb » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:53 am

Does he still play? Also, what is a soccer?
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#232 » by Doormatt » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:55 am

so edgy ty
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#233 » by TyCobb » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:56 am

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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#234 » by Gek » Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:14 am

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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#235 » by EArl » Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:40 am

TyCobb wrote:Does he still play? Also, what is a soccer?

Ok Cobb. I have a story for you. While I was at a coffee shop I decided to try the backwards toilet thing you do. My attempt was unsuccessful as I couldn't sit because my jeans were in the way so the only way I could do this is to take off my pants which I wasn't going to do. Next time Ty. :)
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#236 » by TyCobb » Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:42 am

95% of my poops are at my place or someone else's pad, hardly in a public restroom. I don't even want to touch the toilet seat in a public place.

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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#237 » by Doormatt » Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:42 am

oh yeah i never even thought about that. how the **** do you squat down on the toilet with pants on? are you saying you get completely nude every time you **** ty? what the actual **** is going on.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#238 » by Doormatt » Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:42 am

oh yeah and who the hell poops in public. weirdo.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#239 » by TyCobb » Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:43 am

hey, clothes suck
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#240 » by Doormatt » Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:45 am

i have such an amazing fibrous diet that my poops take like 30 seconds.

in this case, i would end up taking more time to take my pants off and put them back on again than i would actually pooping. definitely not worth.
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