Commy Thread XXXV: Period in the Morning.

miggs · Post #261 » by **miggs** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:35 am

Doormatt wrote:turns out ty isnt as alpha as i imagined. i figured you woulda just strong armed this chick and been like "bitch get your priorities in order"

at which point either her panties drop or she slaps you but either way its gettin **** done.

good to know ty struggles to summon his game too, makes up for my wack ass days. I still think about that opportunity at the bee spot you mentioned, stupid miggs!

Post #262 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:38 am

Whatever makes you feel better.

miggs · Post #263 » by **miggs** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:41 am

TyCobb wrote::lol: Whatever makes you feel better.

it does, instantly! in fact your seemingly lack of game motivated me to summon the wisdom of hermes and cleverness of stephano with your charm. or maybe it was the guy who attempted just before me...

more story on the next post (post padding)

Jetset · Post #264 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:42 am

TyCobb wrote:I'd rather spend my energy on things I can control.

i personally find that rather pathetic man, tbh. there's really no excuse for living blind when there's literature and technology. in some cases you may not be able to do anything, but it's better to know rather then just straight up ignoring the truth. in this case though there is something to control, it's called not giving espn my viewership. which i already didn't do. but i'm making an exception for tomorrow.

Post #265 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:46 am

If you knew anything about game, it's that when you have girls at your disposal that you'll save some for a rainy day.

Post #266 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:48 am

destro wrote:
TyCobb wrote:I'd rather spend my energy on things I can control.

i personally find that rather pathetic man, tbh. there's really no excuse for living blind when there's literature and technology. in some cases you may not be able to do anything, but it's better to know rather then just straight up ignoring the truth. in this case though there is something to control, it's called not giving espn my viewership. which i already didn't do. but i'm making an exception for tomorrow.

Blame it on a topic I couldn't care less about. Especially when it comes to athletes, I only give **** about them because of their performance on the field.

miggs · Post #267 » by **miggs** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:57 am

Rant:

A man tried spitting game by using the old gonna-call-my-son-like-a-great-daddy trick. He comes in to put money on his card and sees the tyra banks like girl (but a thin version, sadly not thick like tyra) to the side. He says, "hey there chocolate". She laughs and says hi, he asks about her day and she just says fine. Then comes the trick, he calls his kid and tells them he loves them very very much and that if they'd like to talk to their daddy later? The kid responds (the guy decided to put the call on speaker :roll:

) "Is everything ok daddy?"

The girl nods at me as if trying to say she gets his hint, I know the girl as she comes in every month or so. As soon as he leaves she starts crackin jokes on his game. Meanwhile I finished reading on ty's own struggles in lust and love and felt quite froggy me self so i said even though the guy was pathetic at least he managed to learn that denzel tone, got her laughing and then i said some guys at least learn that tone while others have other methods then i looked right at her and asked her if she wanted to meet up for drinks this week and she said she was free this whole week so any day would work (could be a clinger).

I'd like to thank ty for his failure to properly run his game as i'm sure he usually does and of course the clever mind of stephano and wise hermes.

also hi destro :beer:

miggs · Post #268 » by **miggs** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:58 am

TyCobb wrote:If you knew anything about game, it's that when you have girls at your disposal that you'll save some for a rainy day.

i only know that i know nothing, teach me your ways and perhaps I too can turn ass away intentionally :wink:

Doormatt · Post #269 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:59 am

miggs wrote:
Doormatt wrote:turns out ty isnt as alpha as i imagined. i figured you woulda just strong armed this chick and been like "bitch get your priorities in order"

at which point either her panties drop or she slaps you but either way its gettin **** done.

good to know ty struggles to summon his game too, makes up for my wack ass days. I still think about that opportunity at the bee spot you mentioned, stupid miggs!

haha this ****

miggs · Post #270 » by **miggs** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:59 am

also, has anyone heard about this Te'o story yet? **** is blowing up right now as we speak

miggs · Post #271 » by **miggs** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:00 am

Doormatt · Post #272 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:01 am

miggs wrote:also, has anyone heard about this Te'o story yet? **** is blowing up right now as we speak

on a scale of 1-lindsay lohan how high are you right now

hermes · Post #273 » by **hermes** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:01 am

Kilroy wrote:This Te'o story is so confusing... It's too much work to care about.

i can't even begin to care, i didn't know he had a fake girlfriend much less that she fake died

miggs · Post #274 » by **miggs** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:02 am

Doormatt wrote:
miggs wrote:also, has anyone heard about this Te'o story yet? **** is blowing up right now as we speak

on a scale of 1-lindsay lohan how high are you right now

miggs · Post #275 » by **miggs** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:04 am

I don't care either but it's funny for sure, worth reading that's for sure. I enjoy watching things crumble like that, it's insanely entertaining

hermes · Post #276 » by **hermes** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:05 am

Doormatt wrote:
miggs wrote:also, has anyone heard about this Te'o story yet? **** is blowing up right now as we speak

on a scale of 1-lindsay lohan how high are you right now

i'm at like a 5 just because his posts are right next to mine

hermes · Post #277 » by **hermes** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:06 am

miggs wrote:I don't care either but it's funny for sure, worth reading that's for sure. I enjoy watching things crumble like that, it's insanely entertaining

i doubt that very much

Doormatt · Post #278 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:07 am

miggs wrote:
Doormatt wrote:
miggs wrote:also, has anyone heard about this Te'o story yet? **** is blowing up right now as we speak

on a scale of 1-lindsay lohan how high are you right now

Wavy Q · Post #279 » by **Wavy Q** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:09 am

miggs wrote:also, has anyone heard about this Te'o story yet? **** is blowing up right now as we speak

Post #280 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:15 am

miggs wrote:
TyCobb wrote:If you knew anything about game, it's that when you have girls at your disposal that you'll save some for a rainy day.

i only know that i know nothing, teach me your ways and perhaps I too can turn ass away intentionally

Tip #1: Spend time on your body, instead of the trees.