CT LIX: Return of the Megathread

[Kalidogg24]

All I want for christmas is to stop these damn group texts. seriously 5 separate massive ones from musician friends with no tech savvy... ffs. my phone is one constant vibration.

Time To make the jump to an iPhone Danny!!! LOL

You can turn off group chats with the iPhone



P.S. The Interview is now available on kickass torrents!!! In HD as well


P.S.S Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, and Happy Kwanza!!!

Sony honeydicked everyone into watching The Interveiw

Hahaha

They Hate us Cuz They Ain't Us!

[Kilroy]

Joran Carver is a FON

Spoiler:

[Danny Darko]

Man drives 35 minutes to fight a guy over a Kobe argument on Twitter

Ok tenten and Kbloe must have finally done it.

Earlier this afternoon a guy got so upset that he drove 35 minutes from his home to confront a man he perceived as being disrespectful to Kobe Bryant on Twitter. I'd point out that today was Christmas, and he had to have something going on, but clearly he has no problem personally confronting people over what they say on the internet. So, you know, why chance it?

His social-media-spat-turned-road-trip was covered nationally and trended worldwide. In case you missed it, here's a brief recap in the words of each user, both of whom fired off roughly 250 tweets at each other today.

[Danny Darko]

Joran Carver is a FON

Spoiler:

Those are real correct?

[Kilroy]

Joran Carver is a FON

Spoiler:

Those are real correct?

One would have to assume so...

Or she's achieved a new level of realism in fakes.

[EArl]

FON-a member of a people inhabiting the southern part of Benin.

Only thing I found on the word.

[Danny Darko]

I had a GF built that way. Could get your hands around her waste but not even one of her boobs. Really was not all that awesome, but I got mad respect from my buddies and it does look great.

[Slava]

After a certain size it kind of becomes a turn off.

[Kilroy]

FON-a member of a people inhabiting the southern part of Benin.

Only thing I found on the word.

Freak Of Nature

[Slava]

Cold af outside and I'm tempted to fire up my hookah indoors.

[EArl]

Man drives 35 minutes to fight a guy over a Kobe argument on Twitter

Ok tenten and Kbloe must have finally done it.

Earlier this afternoon a guy got so upset that he drove 35 minutes from his home to confront a man he perceived as being disrespectful to Kobe Bryant on Twitter. I'd point out that today was Christmas, and he had to have something going on, but clearly he has no problem personally confronting people over what they say on the internet. So, you know, why chance it?

His social-media-spat-turned-road-trip was covered nationally and trended worldwide. In case you missed it, here's a brief recap in the words of each user, both of whom fired off roughly 250 tweets at each other today.

I wonder if Wox would do something like that if we keep mentioning Swaggy

[EArl]

Cold af outside and I'm tempted to fire up my hookah indoors.

Its been really damn cold over here. When I got out of work in the morning the cars outside were all frosted.

[Kilroy]

Man drives 35 minutes to fight a guy over a Kobe argument on Twitter

Ok tenten and Kbloe must have finally done it.

Earlier this afternoon a guy got so upset that he drove 35 minutes from his home to confront a man he perceived as being disrespectful to Kobe Bryant on Twitter. I'd point out that today was Christmas, and he had to have something going on, but clearly he has no problem personally confronting people over what they say on the internet. So, you know, why chance it?

His social-media-spat-turned-road-trip was covered nationally and trended worldwide. In case you missed it, here's a brief recap in the words of each user, both of whom fired off roughly 250 tweets at each other today.

I wonder if Wox would do something like that if we keep mentioning Swaggy

I wish we could organize a cage match for all of them... 8 enter, only one leaves... But lock the gate so no one leaves...

You could ref EArl!

[Kilroy]

Cold af outside and I'm tempted to fire up my hookah indoors.

Its been really damn cold over here. When I got out of work in the morning the cars outside were all frosted.

What Slava isn't telling you is we almost needed our AC in the morning... It was mid 70s and humid as hell here yesterday, but by noon it was getting damn cold. It's borderline freezing here now. Stupid bipolar Texas.

[Kalidogg24]

I'm peanut butter and jealous of Slava's new avatar.

Gif of the year hands down

[EArl]

I wonder if Wox would do something like that if we keep mentioning Swaggy

I wish we could organize a cage match for all of them... 8 enter, only one leaves... But lock the gate so no one leaves...

You could ref EArl!

You would probably throw me in there while I look away.

[EArl]

Cold af outside and I'm tempted to fire up my hookah indoors.

Its been really damn cold over here. When I got out of work in the morning the cars outside were all frosted.

What Slava isn't telling you is we almost needed our AC in the morning... It was mid 70s and humid as hell here yesterday, but by noon it was getting damn cold. It's borderline freezing here now. Stupid bipolar Texas.

That's LA Valley weather right there. My GF is in LA she said it was hot as **** throughout the day and really cold at night.

[Kilroy]

I wish we could organize a cage match for all of them... 8 enter, only one leaves... But lock the gate so no one leaves...

You could ref EArl!

You would probably throw me in there while I look away.

Heh, heh... Yeah...

Then there would be all this drama as we all watched you try to get out when things started getting nasty... "Oooh, he can't get out!... Wait! He has a Key!... Ooohhh! It's the WRONG key!"
Good times.

[Kalidogg24]

They Hate Us Cuz They Ain't Us

Spoiler:

[Slava]

What a miserable day. 40 degree weather, constant drizzle and gloomy af.