CT LIX: Return of the Megathread

Post #3481 » by **TyCobb** » Fri Jan 9, 2015 1:11 am

I would've blown his head off right there.

Post #3482 » by **Kilroy** » Fri Jan 9, 2015 1:30 am

Should have blown his head off a week ago... Now he needs a public torching.

Doormatt · Post #3483 » by **Doormatt** » Fri Jan 9, 2015 1:50 am

it is unfortunate that we dont live in medieval times where someone like this would be paraded through the town square and have rocks thrown at him.

but i guess thats what makes us more civilized?

ennui · Post #3484 » by **ennui** » Fri Jan 9, 2015 6:04 am

yo ppl archer is back!

Doormatt · Post #3485 » by **Doormatt** » Fri Jan 9, 2015 6:08 am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m3o5LuFKxg[/youtube]

goat

Sofa King · Post #3486 » by **Sofa King** » Fri Jan 9, 2015 6:51 am

EArl wrote:http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/girl-found-dead-after-being-thrown-bridge-st-petersburg-florida-n282036

damn florida.
Florida father charged with hurling his 5-year-old daughter from a Tampa Bay bridge just after midnight Thursday had previously been arrested for battery against the girl's mother and sought a domestic violence injunction against her, police revealed. That request was declined last month.

The man got out of his car and the officer drew his weapon. "The suspect started talking, but the officer didn't understand what he was saying," the chief said. The man then walked over to the passenger's side door and pulled out a child, her face buried in his chest. The suspect tossed the girl over the guard rail, and she plummeted about 60 feet into the cold waters, Holloway said.

This is a good time for the cops to shoot someone.

hermes · Post #3487 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:34 am

Doormatt wrote:it is unfortunate that we dont live in medieval times where someone like this would be paraded through the town square and have rocks thrown at him.

but i guess thats what makes us more civilized?

and indoor plumbing

hermes · Post #3488 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:35 am

ennui wrote:yo ppl archer is back!

wooooooooooooooooooo

Mamba Mentality · Post #3489 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:20 am

Been to a lot of ragers in the past but none that required a no clothes dresscode. I have no idea what I'm going to wear or not wear, thinking about going in a snuggle. Should make for an interesting night...

Doormatt · Post #3490 » by **Doormatt** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:24 am

so youre going to an orgie?

Mamba Mentality · Post #3491 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:27 am

hmmm a drunk orgie, I can dig that

hermes · Post #3492 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:52 am

The Regime wrote:Been to a lot of ragers in the past but none that required a no clothes dresscode. I have no idea what I'm going to wear or not wear, thinking about going in a snuggle. Should make for an interesting night...

what do you mean you have no idea? no clothes seems pretty specific i'd say

Mamba Mentality · Post #3493 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 2:09 am

hermes wrote:
The Regime wrote:Been to a lot of ragers in the past but none that required a no clothes dresscode. I have no idea what I'm going to wear or not wear, thinking about going in a snuggle. Should make for an interesting night...

what do you mean you have no idea? no clothes seems pretty specific i'd say

One of my buddies is tapping himself up, and another is going in a onesie so there is a little bit of gray area.

hermes · Post #3494 » by **hermes** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 2:44 am

just go naked, you'll make everyone who didn't look bad

unless their really hot i guess

ennui · Post #3495 » by **ennui** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 2:55 am

Or you're a grower.

Reminds me of senior year high school, when we all rented cottages and ended up skinny dipping at night. Long story short, one of my classmates was ridiculed by the gal'dem for the apparent lack of *ahem* real estate, much to his chagrin. I think he might have had a micro-penis or something.

Post #3496 » by **Slava** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:30 am

There's only one answer to this, "furries".

EArl · Post #3497 » by **EArl** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:32 am

ennui wrote:Or you're a grower.

Reminds me of senior year high school, when we all rented cottages and ended up skinny dipping at night. Long story short, one of my classmates was ridiculed by the gal'dem for the apparent lack of *ahem* real estate, much to his chagrin. I think he might have had a micro-penis or something.

plot twist you were the guy that was ridiculed.

Post #3498 » by **Slava** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:33 am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMqm428H8cs[/youtube]

Post #3499 » by **Slava** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:39 am

Kilroy, you never told me about Specs when I arrived in TX. That's likely the best thing other than central market.

Post #3500 » by **Kilroy** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 5:28 am

Sorry...

Specs is pretty awesome, but you can find better deals at smaller Liquor stores. The Cash Discount is pretty awesome though, and they do have just about everything. The Humidor is pretty decent too.
People were probably stocking up for the deep freeze there today.