CT LVI: God bless Female Douchebags

EArl · Post #361 » by **EArl** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 3:01 am

Cold as **** here, but no snow.

Sofa King · Post #362 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 3:18 am

It's not really cold over here...

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EArl · Post #363 » by **EArl** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 4:19 am

Gek wrote:
EArl wrote:
Gek wrote:because sometimes due to key factors beyond my control i enter states that inhibit my short term memory.

Not 100 percent relevant, but you kind of look like Lenny. and memento is about Amnesia etc etc.

vs
Spoiler:

decent reference. don't you find it creepy to have a bookmark of me?

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ennui · Post #364 » by **ennui** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 4:35 am

Earl has peoples pictures carefully catalogued. That is normal behavior, right?

Im canadian so I wouldnt know

EArl · Post #365 » by **EArl** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 4:48 am

I have one of everyone on the CT. I categorize them by looks....
NVM that's a bit too far.

ennui · Post #366 » by **ennui** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 4:54 am

Do u also require them to put the lotion in the basket?

Post #367 » by **Slava** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 5:15 am

Thanks to housewives posting stuff like this

http://www.onegoodthingbyjillee.com/201 ... othes.html

on the internet, I just saved a $160 burberry polo. Works like a charm! :bowdown:

tugs · Post #368 » by **tugs** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 5:34 am

Sofa King wrote:It's not really cold over here...

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that chick's topless!

tugs · Post #369 » by **tugs** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 5:40 am

10 bucks Slav said this. or Stephano.

Post #370 » by **Slava** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 5:42 am

Sofa King · Post #371 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 5:45 am

tugs wrote:
Sofa King wrote:It's not really cold over here...

Spoiler:

that chick's topless!

She was in my bed. :eyebrows:

tugs · Post #372 » by **tugs** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 5:56 am

later she'll be in my head. :eyebrows:

EArl · Post #373 » by **EArl** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 6:05 am

Sofa King wrote:
tugs wrote:
Sofa King wrote:It's not really cold over here...

Spoiler:

that chick's topless!

She was in my bed.

Sofa King · Post #374 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 6:23 am

EArl wrote:
Sofa King wrote:
tugs wrote:
that chick's topless!

She was in my bed.

Post #375 » by **Jakay** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 11:50 am

running water, canadian.

EArl · Post #376 » by **EArl** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 11:56 am

Look Jakay i'm sorry.
Why dont we blame Tycobb and call it a night.

:laugh:

Also in before^

Dr Aki · Post #377 » by **Dr Aki** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 2:14 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms[/youtube]

EArl · Post #378 » by **EArl** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 2:31 pm

Aki wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms[/youtube]

Holy ****

That kiss

Post #379 » by **Kilroy** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 3:41 pm

Danny Darko wrote:I am only admitting this to you guys... my buddy's funeral and wake is going to be ten hours... I'm going to miss the Seahawks in sf and Kobe's return. Grrrr nothing like being sad all day and also missing two epic events for your favorite teams all in the same day. Fn jimmy

Sorry to hear that DD... 10hrs? The only wakes I've been to that lasted that long were for some Russian relatives that came from an orthodox sect... And they didn't want anyone but the immediate family to stay that long.

The wakes for kids in high school didn't even last that long.

That'd be a tough one to go through.

EArl · Post #380 » by **EArl** » Mon Dec 9, 2013 5:28 pm

One final down, two to go.