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LApwnd · Post #361 » by **LApwnd** » Mon May 3, 2010 1:12 am

^^^how do I get one for Odom? Or Walton? :lol:

RJM · Post #362 » by **RJM** » Mon May 3, 2010 11:25 pm

kobeaki · Post #363 » by **kobeaki** » Tue May 4, 2010 2:45 pm

uhhhhh, ok.

lakersdynasty · Post #364 » by **lakersdynasty** » Sun May 9, 2010 11:18 pm

His initials are MVP, forwards and backwards.
He's never missed a Halftime Half-Court Shot, and uses the winnings to tip the ball boy.
His team never loses, and if they do, they weren't his team.
His good word and firm shake made the Kwame Brown/Pau Gasol trade too good to refuse.
The Fridge Chic Hearn used to put the games in was in his kitchen.
He's an ambassador to seven different fan nations.
His irrelevant comments on the Mason and Ireland Show are always relevant.
Teams have been known to overcome huge deficits when he's threatened to leave.
When he's shown on the Kiss-cam, three women instantly become pregnant.
Beer and Nachos actually speed up his metabolism.
He's never paid for a ticket, but that's because vendors are told to scan his hand.
He can palm a basketball with his teeth.
He is... the most interesting fan in the world
"I don't always root for teams, but when I do, I prefer the Los Angeles Lakers. Stay faithful my friends."

Gary Ganchrow:

When he arrives at the game, the parking lot attendant pays HIM $13.
He always picks the winning car in the electronic scoreboard race.
The players wear jerseys with HIS name and number.
He doesn't always leave the game before it ends, but when he does, the game is over.
Jerry Buss calls him for dating advice.
He is... the most interesting fan in the world.
"Stay boisterous my friends."

Jairus Lofton:

He taught Mark Madsen how to dance.
He once called Mason and Ireland and pretended to be Jeff in Tarzana, just to see what it felt like.
He and Adam Morrison have a secret plan to take over the world.
Mychal Thompson once offered to buy him lunch.
He has every Laker's jersey. Yes, even DJ Mbenga's.
He's the only one who knows what that thing on Rasheed Wallace's head is.
He is... the most interesting fan in the world
"I don't always watch basketball, but when I do, I prefer the Lakers."

LOL!!!! that was great stuff uahuah

lakersdynasty · Post #365 » by **lakersdynasty** » Sun May 9, 2010 11:19 pm

Post #366 » by **LLcoleJ** » Tue May 11, 2010 12:03 am

Man, I forgot just how... fu.........n Suns fans are. :roll:

Post #367 » by **Danny Darko** » Tue May 11, 2010 12:24 am

hahah nice

Yes, well yes... they are a different breed

Post #368 » by **dockingsched** » Tue May 11, 2010 7:41 pm

Phil X wrote:Man, I forgot just how... fu.........n Suns fans are.

preach

anyone watch LOST?

Post #369 » by **Danny Darko** » Tue May 11, 2010 9:42 pm

no i've never seen an episode, but I'll gladly read the synopsis when it's all over

Post #370 » by **LLcoleJ** » Tue May 11, 2010 9:45 pm

LOST lost me a couple seasons ago... I am not sure if it jumped the shark or the wait between seasons got to me.

Post #371 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Thu May 13, 2010 9:43 am

how come the fat guy never lost any weight? was there a free buffet in the island or something?

Post #372 » by **Kilroy** » Thu May 13, 2010 2:44 pm

snaquille oatmeal wrote:how come the fat guy never lost any weight? was there a free buffet in the island or something?

He made jerky out of the other 200+ passangers on the international flight and has been eating them ever since... Of course.

At a previous job, my coworkers were Lost geeks so just to have something to talk about, I watched the first season. When it built up to a big 'conclusion' and delivered basically nothing, it lost me. Remember the "All questions will be answered" commercials during the first season? It was like a video game that you play along through the levels building to the big finish but it never comes.

Suns fans... I want to argue with them, educate them, stick up for our team... But I just find myself at a loss for words.

Big things aside, like who'll win or who will score, they are so vehemently delusional about the little things, I just don't know where to start.

I read the GB for about 15min and decided it was a waste of time.

Did you know the Dos Equies 'Interesting' guy is Jewish? He's a mench... 8-)

Post #373 » by **Slava** » Fri May 14, 2010 3:23 am

lakersdynasty wrote:

Got me thinking, has Jerry Buss ever made an appearance in Lakers colors?

blix · Post #374 » by **blix** » Fri May 14, 2010 8:38 pm

ho. lee. chit.

http://wcwpsports.blogspot.com/2010/05/ ... eason.html

Post #375 » by **Kilroy** » Fri May 14, 2010 8:49 pm

^Damn...

I'm not sure if I want to laugh my ass off or cry.... If that story is true, it could be the biggest story in sports... It might even make Tiger's troubles fade away.

But I watched all the games and I didn't think Cleveland looked the same in any of them... I'm not sure I'd call game 4 the turning point...

But that doesn't mean the story isn't true... It just seems like a real damn big leap to just accept it at face value. So Imma play it safe and call large BS.

blix · Post #376 » by **blix** » Fri May 14, 2010 8:51 pm

I think there was a pretty obvious (mood/intensity/focus) swing by lebron in the last 2/3 games. I'm with you though, I don't know whether to laugh because I dislike Lebron, or really feel for him. I'm kinda leaning towards the latter.

and for the record, the story I linked isn't the only place it's being discussed. effing weird though, man.

Post #377 » by **Kilroy** » Fri May 14, 2010 9:02 pm

Yeah...

But it begs the question... Is LBJ's mom hot?

I guess after this, a little less so maybe... I mean Delonte West?

If any part of this story is true though, James pretty much has to be gone.

Post #378 » by **dockingsched** » Fri May 14, 2010 9:04 pm

Kilroy wrote:Yeah...

But it begs the question... Is LBJ's mom hot?

you decide

Post #379 » by **Kilroy** » Fri May 14, 2010 9:14 pm

dcash4 wrote:
Kilroy wrote:Yeah...

But it begs the question... Is LBJ's mom hot?

you decide

It was a rhetorical, Joke, question... I regretted posting it as soon as I did because I knew I'd be obligated to look at a picture. :oops:

I really don't know what to say about this... I can't imagine if that happened to me how I'd feel... But when off the wall news-worthy stuff happens to someone, especially if it involves sex, I find myself looking at the lighter side of it...

It's like when you read about alien abductions... I'm sure it wasn't a whole lot of fun, but damn, how random can you get.

Even if this isn't true, how do you address it if you're the Cavs or James?

blix · Post #380 » by **blix** » Fri May 14, 2010 9:23 pm

you don't until you have to