CT LIX: Return of the Megathread

Post #3881 » by **Slava** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:25 pm

Some Chinese dude keeps calling my office phone asking to make an appointment with a surgeon, dude's on a mission to ignore whenever I say he's got the wrong number.

Gek · Post #3882 » by **Gek** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:29 pm

Slava wrote:Some Chinese dude keeps calling my office phone asking to make an appointment with a surgeon, dude's on a mission to ignore whenever I say he's got the wrong number.

So set him up with an appointment? call the right number, provide his info... DONE!

EArl · Post #3883 » by **EArl** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:45 am

ennui wrote:Yes. Yes, it is.

At least twilight kinda reveled in it's campiness a bit. This **** sucks balls and takes itself too seriously.

The real question is why did you bother watching it? There is no legitimate reason unless it was to get into someones pants

EArl · Post #3884 » by **EArl** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:46 am

Gek wrote:Continuing the unfortunate 2015 of TheGreenLupe, got laid off from my job today (with 1/2 the company). Seems like the start-up is shutting down.

Gradschool is beckoning you. Stay up man. You'll be fine.

Sofa King · Post #3885 » by **Sofa King** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:17 am

Slava wrote:Some Chinese dude keeps calling my office phone asking to make an appointment with a surgeon, dude's on a mission to ignore whenever I say he's got the wrong number.

You obviously have to say it in a way he would understand.

You no want here. You have wong numba. Me no likey you. Call 911 if emurgentsee. You go now.

EArl · Post #3886 » by **EArl** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:11 am

I have officially memorized every single bone in the human body. Time to regurgitate this ****..

Sofa King · Post #3887 » by **Sofa King** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:54 am

EArl wrote:I have officially memorized every single bone in the human body. Time to regurgitate this ****..

I know of a single bone you can regurgitate.

Post #3888 » by **Slava** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:05 pm

PKABOOICU · Post #3889 » by **PKABOOICU** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:17 pm

EArl wrote:I have officially memorized every single bone in the human body. Time to regurgitate this ****..

where's the incus located?

ennui · Post #3890 » by **ennui** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:30 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA[/youtube]

iamworthy · Post #3891 » by **iamworthy** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:43 pm

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr_Z1J0LE-s#t=158[/youtube]

Mamba Mentality · Post #3892 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:13 pm

Slava wrote:Some Chinese dude keeps calling my office phone asking to make an appointment with a surgeon, dude's on a mission to ignore whenever I say he's got the wrong number.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmTiqKPnhiQ[/youtube]

EArl · Post #3893 » by **EArl** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:49 am

Sofa King wrote:
EArl wrote:I have officially memorized every single bone in the human body. Time to regurgitate this ****..

I know of a single bone you can regurgitate.

I hate to be that person but the penis is not a bone. Humans are one of few mammals that don't have a bone down there.

EArl · Post #3894 » by **EArl** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:50 am

TheSpecialist wrote:
EArl wrote:I have officially memorized every single bone in the human body. Time to regurgitate this ****..

where's the incus located?

It's one of the bones in the ear.

Post #3895 » by **Kilroy** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:45 am

EArl wrote:
Sofa King wrote:
EArl wrote:I have officially memorized every single bone in the human body. Time to regurgitate this ****..

I know of a single bone you can regurgitate.

I hate to be that person but the penis is not a bone. Humans are one of few mammals that don't have a bone down there.

Who said anything about a penis... **** gross EArl. :nonono:

Doormatt · Post #3896 » by **Doormatt** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:18 am

ennui wrote:Yes. Yes, it is.

At least twilight kinda reveled in it's campiness a bit. This **** sucks balls and takes itself too seriously.

IIRC 50 shades of grey was actually a BDSM+even more sexual fanfic of Twilight adapted to become a book.

basically only interesting if youre a 20 something delusional feminist whose idea of a fun Saturday night is re blogging photos on tumblr.

PKABOOICU · Post #3897 » by **PKABOOICU** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:29 am

EArl wrote:
TheSpecialist wrote:
EArl wrote:I have officially memorized every single bone in the human body. Time to regurgitate this ****..

where's the incus located?

It's one of the bones in the ear.

you know your stuff buddy

ennui · Post #3898 » by **ennui** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:56 pm

my google knew that too

wheres my admiration

ennui · Post #3899 » by **ennui** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:57 pm

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7faUHdlh9g#t=68[/youtube]

lmao SVU did an episode on the anita sarkeesian/gamer gate story and its hilarious

RJM · Post #3900 » by **RJM** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:31 pm

Mickey_dee wrote:The d'antonia and nash signings were horrible decisions.

How'd that lawsuit work out, BTW?... Stop Trolling.
-Kilroy

What was this all about?