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Gek · Post #461 » by **Gek** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:11 pm

Are you okay man? What do they do for that?

Post #462 » by **Danny Darko** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:30 pm

yeah, I'm ok, my head is still swimming and my organs hurt, but I'll be fine.

i moved some bbq furniture and evidently pissed a widow off. She crawled up my leg and got me on the knee before I knew what happened.

At first I thought I was too big to feel the effects after 4 hours of very little symptoms. Then it started feeling like I had huffed paint fumes and pounded a twelver too fast.

Still waiting for my spidey powers...

Post #463 » by **Slava** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:42 pm

I didn't know Black Widow was a spider until that 2nd line of your post, you can imagine my initial reaction. :lol:

Post #464 » by **Danny Darko** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:29 pm

Kalidogg24 · Post #465 » by **Kalidogg24** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:50 pm

Yo Danny if you continued to feel dizzy it could be a sign of high blood pressure as well.
Everyone has different symptoms and reactions to neurotoxins entering the body.

The first thing you should of done is clean the affected area thouroughly with soap and water.
Apply a cool compress over the bite location and keep the affected limb elevated to about heart level.

If you continue to lose consciousness or it remains very difficult to breath call 911 immediately or get to your local Hospital .
You could be going into a Anaphylactic shock .
Where you'll end up needing to take a epi-pen shot. (Epinephrine)

Sorry to drop the Emergency knowledge on yall but this is no joking matter.
People die off these unfortunate situations.

Hunter103 · Post #466 » by **Hunter103** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:37 pm

Danny Darko wrote:coming around after being bit by a black widow. Pretty interesting experience so far.

Kno! just in time for playoffs.

Those are nasty things dude, hope you're getting better.

Hey Kno! How's trixx?

Post #467 » by **Danny Darko** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:38 pm

Thanks for the concern. I'm in day 3 now, so it's just the changing lingering issues that are bothering me. I was an EMT in the late 90's and you are correct blood pressure hasn't been very great, but like always pain makes it skyrocket then I bottom out. Pretty steady this afternoon.

LA Forever · Post #468 » by **LA Forever** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:29 pm

Who here has Twitter? Follow me and I'll do the same.

http://www.twitter.com/simounj

AlexBarrera1 · Post #469 » by **AlexBarrera1** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:13 am

http://twitter.com/#!/AlexBarrera_

H00PDREAMS · Post #470 » by **H00PDREAMS** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:02 pm

I have one under my same name as here. H00PDREAMS

MaDsKiLLzz24 · Post #471 » by **MaDsKiLLzz24** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:44 pm

madskillzz24

Gek · Post #472 » by **Gek** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:14 pm

They call me J Smoove.

Post #473 » by **Slava** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:45 am

From morning till now I completed listening to these albums:

Late registration
Graduation
Kid named Cudi
808s and heartbreak
Man on the moon2
my beautiful twisted fantasy
Illmatic
Ice Cube: greatest hits

Post #474 » by **dockingsched** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:50 am

you should also try some kanye, you might like him.

Post #475 » by **Slava** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:50 am

Helped a chick from Iowa (corn fed busty midwest type) and her British husband move into the city a couple of months ago. Now the chick calls me asking for a good divorce lawyer.

#SCORE :eyebrows:

Post #476 » by **Slava** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:51 am

dcash4 wrote:you should also try some kanye, you might like him.

Not that douchebag. :lol:

I finished off listening to his collab with Jay Z from dark twisted and as usual Jay was rapping about his millions. Ruined the entire experience.

Post #477 » by **dockingsched** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:53 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:
dcash4 wrote:you should also try some kanye, you might like him.

Not that douchebag.

I finished off listening to his collab with Jay Z from dark twisted and as usual Jay was rapping about his millions. Ruined the entire experience.

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:Helped a chick from Iowa (corn fed busty midwest type) and her British husband move into the city a couple of months ago. Now the chick calls me asking for a good divorce lawyer.

#SCORE

home wrecker

Post #478 » by **TyCobb** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:53 am

dcash4 wrote:you should also try some kanye, you might like him.

ROFL

Post #479 » by **Slava** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:39 am

Can't wait for the sunny weather. Sitting naked on a leather sofa and slowly peeling your ballbag off the seat is what summer was made for.

Good Friday? Eight bowls of Ricicles, a pint of Strawberry Crusha and a relaxing wank in front of 'Loose Women'. Cracking Friday, more like.

Finally agreed to the wife's wishes to inject a bit of role-playing into our love-making sessions. One of the best decisions I've ever made.

The missus dressed up like Davy Crockett while I was a rampaging Mexican soldier.

Told her to pretend her fanny was 'The Alamo' and she had to defend it against my brutal advances. She failed.

# **** sake - Chris Samba is sending me text messages meant for one of his lady friends again, the silly tit. Picture messages too.

# He's not even being creative. Just a pic of his cock beside a spirit level. Fair play though - it's like 3 KitKat Chunky's stuck together.

This Stoke v West Brom game is an absolute cracker. So many beautiful long balls. I call them 'Angel Passes'. Cos they're up in the sky.

"Hit Dioufy with an Angel Pass," I used to roar at my defenders at Blackburn. "Scorch the sky with your delivery, son." Proper football.

Then I found out an 'Angel Pass' is also Senegalese slang for a complimentary rim job at a brothel. No wonder Dioufy looked so confused.

The wife just says to me: "Hey Sammy, guess what song I've got in my head?"

Quick as a wheelchair down a ramp, I reply: "Is it 'When's My Dinner Ready?' by The ****?"

Big Sam 1-0 International Women's Day.

Greatest use of twitter ever!

http://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam

I'm dying with laughter reading this. :rofl:

Imadogg · Post #480 » by **Imadogg** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:54 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:Helped a chick from Iowa (corn fed busty midwest type) and her British husband move into the city a couple of months ago. Now the chick calls me asking for a good divorce lawyer.

#SCORE

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