Comm Thread: "No officer, I'm just a poseur"

miggs · Post #461 » by **miggs** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 8:53 am

Stephano wrote:Miggs if i bought from you would you give me the realgm discount

How could I give you a discount when I'd have to transport this across state lines?! :dontknow:

miggs · Post #462 » by **miggs** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 8:58 am

Funny thing is, doormatt and I did run into the cops, we were not the oddballs even though we were clearly about to get crazy stoned. I had a brownie, a gram of kief and an 8th of Jack Herer with me. They never saw the piece in my pocket nor my Jack Herer in my other pocket, however they did see the brownie and actually asked me what kief was?

you already know I explained it, doormatt and i were real calm and cool, the 3 other people not so much, sort of creepy. The guys were total pussies though, they both looked like bitches in front of the chick with them, who looked pretty good and was helping smooth the screw ups the two guys made.

Oh! The line of the night:

Cop: (Shines light at shorter guy's motorcycle pants) You have a bike?

Guy: No, I'm just a poseur

:noway:

let the record show, doormatt and miggs DID end up getting mellowed out. Brownies, kief, Jack Herer and In & Out. :clap:

miggs · Post #463 » by **miggs** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 8:59 am

TyCobb wrote:I'ma laugh if that was true. You guys gave the time, location, and what you were up to.

TyCobb's a cop, and he busted us! :gossip:

tugs · Post #464 » by **tugs** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 9:05 am

did you superman that hoe?

miggs · Post #465 » by **miggs** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 9:10 am

tugs wrote:did you superman that hoe?

we should've with doormatt, I think one flick of doormatt's hair would've melted her like butter in the sun.

Doormatt · Post #466 » by **Doormatt** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 9:32 am

haha thats real

Gek · Post #467 » by **Gek** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 11:40 am

Miggs and Doormatt are practically Bonnie and Clyde.

hermes · Post #468 » by **hermes** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 12:41 pm

TyCobb wrote:I'ma laugh if that was true. You guys gave the time, location, and what you were up to.

someone here is an undercover cop

hermes · Post #469 » by **hermes** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 12:45 pm

only thing that would have made it better (besides sleeping with the chick) is the cops getting high with you

Sofa King · Post #470 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 1:01 pm

I'm going to tight lip about stuff that I mention here for now on. The popo could be reading.

Gek · Post #471 » by **Gek** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 3:41 pm

Yeah! Honestly guys I never smoke or drink nothin' I tell ya.

Sofa King · Post #472 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 4:21 pm

Later today, Gek and I will go to homeless shelters to feed the poor. Then spend the rest of the evening finding new owners for some lost kittens.

miggs · Post #473 » by **miggs** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 4:22 pm

I get high everyday, got my weed card to do so. Ah the good life, it was a cool night, though in hindsight we should've found a way to steal that chick from those "poseurs". The cops were curious what kief was and how it was made, ingested, etc. Good times

LocLaker · Post #474 » by **LocLaker** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 4:38 pm

miggs wrote:I get high everyday, got my weed card to do so. Ah the good life, it was a cool night, though in hindsight we should've found a way to steal that chick from those "poseurs". The cops were curious what kief was and how it was made, ingested, etc. Good times

i dont have a card. :wink:

Post #475 » by **Danny Darko** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 5:13 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDMSCTdzyYw[/youtube]

miggs · Post #476 » by **miggs** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 5:39 pm

Danny Darko wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDMSCTdzyYw[/youtube]

doormatt and I are benicio del toro and johnny depp.

Post #477 » by **TyCobb** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 5:48 pm

miggs wrote:Oh! The line of the night:

Cop: (Shines light at shorter guy's motorcycle pants) You have a bike?

Guy: No, I'm just a poseur

Haha, wow..

Post #478 » by **TyCobb** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 5:50 pm

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?conte ... b_texmlb_1

:rofl:

Sofa King · Post #479 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 5:53 pm

miggs wrote: doormatt and I are benicio del toro and johnny depp.

I can picture you two here too.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-95xGJfYDQ[/youtube]

Post #480 » by **Kilroy** » Mon Jul 9, 2012 6:16 pm

TyCobb wrote:http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=22970091&source=MLB&gid=2012_07_08_minmlb_texmlb_1

Sissies...

I went to a Micky-Thompson off road thing at Angels stadium when it started Hailing and Lightning hit the Big A... They kept on going and we sat under out trash bags and watched.

It was in July.