Comm Thread 55: Sponsored By Tugs Putting A Ring On It

ennui · Post #501 » by **ennui** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 1:20 am

pound cake been on repeat for a min

Post #502 » by **dockingsched** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 1:34 am

terrible call on dee gordon, his reaction is gif worthy though.

edit: and there it is

Post #503 » by **Kilroy** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 1:57 am

Drinking: Quality>>>Quantity

Stay classy ladies...

Wavy Q · Post #504 » by **Wavy Q** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 3:09 am

>in college
>wants classy girls
>mfw

Post #505 » by **Kilroy** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 3:45 am

1 question... Did Tasp get laid whilst getting knocked the **** out and puking on the table at Denny's?

Class... Dismissed.

On a side note... Bought a Doc McStuffins book with a CD in it for my daughter's B-Day... Put the CD in the computer, and it comes up as "Straight outa Lynwood" by Wierd Al... Plays the right songs but is labeled wrong on the track...
Wife convinced it's f-d up and racist because Doc McStuffins is black.
I'm leaning toward simple, if bizarre mistake.

Opinions?

Post #506 » by **dockingsched** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 5:11 am

sweet performance from last yr, hadn't seen it before.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNzOVxHhjmQ[/youtube]

EArl · Post #507 » by **EArl** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 9:02 am

I dont think tasp got laid. He just got his ass beat.

One of my friends drank half a bottle of Jim beam last week and he was just blowing chunks the whole night. We had pasta for dinner so when he went to go throw up in the sink I saw a sink full of lava :lol:

I thought i was going to have drive his ass to the hospital for a while. I remember he eventually fell asleep sitting on a chair.

Doormatt · Post #508 » by **Doormatt** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 10:51 am

I don't know wtf u guys are doing with your lives, all I drink is rum, mostly captain and coke, and I haven't thrown up from drinking in about 5 years.

Post #509 » by **Danny Darko** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 6:31 pm

Mamba Mentality · Post #510 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 7:26 pm

Doormatt wrote:I don't know wtf u guys are doing with your lives, all I drink is rum, mostly captain and coke, and I haven't thrown up from drinking in about 5 years.

The last time I threw up was probably at a house party in May, and that's because four of us killed a couple bottles of Jager and then proceeded to down a 12 pack of budlight platinum all in the span of 1.5-2 hours. I'm normally pretty good with holding my alcohol in.

EArl · Post #511 » by **EArl** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 8:38 pm

I've never thrown up from drinking, but then again I dont drink ridiculous amounts of alcohol like some people do.

Mamba Mentality · Post #512 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 8:52 pm

EArl wrote:I've never thrown up from drinking, but then again I dont drink ridiculous amounts of alcohol like some people do.

You sir need to live it up a little.

EArl · Post #513 » by **EArl** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 8:58 pm

Cooter wrote:
EArl wrote:I've never thrown up from drinking, but then again I dont drink ridiculous amounts of alcohol like some people do.

You sir need to live it up a little.

Dont get me wrong I can drink a lot as well, but I just naturally have a high tolerance so iv'e never had the desire to puke.

Post #514 » by **Slava** » Sun Oct 6, 2013 12:31 am

This Kentucky offense is awful!

hermes · Post #515 » by **hermes** » Sun Oct 6, 2013 2:38 am

EArl wrote:http://edition.cnn.com/2013/10/03/world/asia/hornet-attack-china/

Vespa mandarinia (Asian giant hornets) extend about 3.5 to 3.9 centimetres in length, and have an orange head with a black tooth used for burrowing. Swarms of the aggressive hornets have killed 42 people and injured 1,675 people in three cities in Shaanxi province in China since July.
They carry a venom that destroys red blood cells, which can result in kidney failure and death

One victim told local media this month that "the more you run, the more they want to chase you." Some victims described being chased about 200 meters (656 feet) by a swarm.

Spoiler:

lets keep the bug pictures in spoilers or just not post them at all

thanks

hermes · Post #516 » by **hermes** » Sun Oct 6, 2013 2:39 am

EArl wrote:Look at those stings. They literally make holes in the bodies.
NSFW
Spoiler:

alright time to nuke where ever these things are, we need to get ahead of these bugs before they take over and kill us all

hermes · Post #517 » by **hermes** » Sun Oct 6, 2013 2:41 am

Tasp wrote:
SlavaMedvedenko wrote:You just did a chubby bro! It happens.

Lolol

I didnt hit (not that i havent had my share of borderline chubbos b4). She is my friend's friend and a bunch of us crashed here. From what ive managed to gather, I blacked out and started pouring our bottles on random girls then some dude got pissed cuz I was "feeding" his girl. He punched me (ko'd me) and a fight broke out. We all got kicked out by bouncers.

Then we went to a dennys to eat and I threw up on the table.

Fknf rum bro it is not agreeable with my constitution. Last three times ive had rum ive thrown up.

i know florence is gone but you don't need to start taking over his role

EArl · Post #518 » by **EArl** » Sun Oct 6, 2013 2:41 am

hermes wrote:
EArl wrote:Look at those stings. They literally make holes in the bodies.
NSFW
Spoiler:

alright time to nuke where ever these things are, we need to get ahead of these bugs before they take over and kill us all

hermes wants to nuke China :gossip:

hermes · Post #519 » by **hermes** » Sun Oct 6, 2013 2:44 am

how long before the chinese start sending them over here? need to take precautions

Post #520 » by **TyCobb** » Sun Oct 6, 2013 3:35 am

Hi, I'm here for the book club meeting.