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-46? the hell. polar bears think thats cold.
"We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on." - Dumbledore
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Danny Darko wrote:damn seriously... come to Cali... -48 is insane.
The image search for Edmonton pretty much is all the West Edmonton Mall... how's that place and is the water park open when it's -48?
Haha, yeah apparently we've been hitting the news now but its down to -33 C today. That -48C was recorded at the airport before windchill, too so with windchill it was something like -56C, haha.
WEM is pretty huge and cool but once you've been there like twice.. it's like any other mall. It's pretty cool to check out if you happen to be in Edmonton for any reason, haha. The water park is pretty sweet and it's all indoor so yeah, its open.

Oh and don't worry. My plans are to move to California for Grad studies whenever I happen to finish my B.Sc.

j-far wrote:Doctaj how do you guys go out to school and work in that kind of weather man? I'd imagine the entire city to be on a lock down at that kind of cold.
Well normally it does go lower than -30C other than a week in January where its like -40C but it's basically like any other day. Every runs pretty normal, lol. Just plug in your cars, layer up and get ready to trek, haha.
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Yeah, thing I usually do is... F it and not leave the house! 

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don't feel like playing my friday gig... it's starting to pain me that we make big paydays and I see nothing... on the other hand we make big paydays because I'm generous with the best musicians around... then on the other hand I write all the songs and sing and play guitar... so.... I don't know somethings got to give. I'm missing playing solo again.

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Its near the Christmas break in school and all the kids have their homework done and there is really nothing left to do. All the teachers are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early.
Johnny thinks to himself, "Good, Im smart, Ill answer the question and get out of here early"
Teacher: Who said four score and seven years ago?
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie yells out "Abraham Lincoln"
Teacher: Thats right Susie, you can go home.
Johnny is mad Susie answered the first question
Teacher: Who said " I have a dream?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary yells out "Martin Luther King"
Teacher: Thats right Mary, you are excused
Johnny's pissed now.
Teacher: Who said " ask not what your country can do for you"
Before Johnny can open his mouth Nancy yells out "John F Kennedy"
Teacher: Thats right Nancy, you can go
Johnny is boiling mad he did not get to answer any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says " I wish these bitches would keep their mouth shut!"
The teacher turns around and says "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny says "Tiger Woods! Can I go now?"

Teacher: Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early.
Johnny thinks to himself, "Good, Im smart, Ill answer the question and get out of here early"
Teacher: Who said four score and seven years ago?
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie yells out "Abraham Lincoln"
Teacher: Thats right Susie, you can go home.
Johnny is mad Susie answered the first question
Teacher: Who said " I have a dream?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary yells out "Martin Luther King"
Teacher: Thats right Mary, you are excused
Johnny's pissed now.
Teacher: Who said " ask not what your country can do for you"
Before Johnny can open his mouth Nancy yells out "John F Kennedy"
Teacher: Thats right Nancy, you can go
Johnny is boiling mad he did not get to answer any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says " I wish these bitches would keep their mouth shut!"
The teacher turns around and says "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny says "Tiger Woods! Can I go now?"

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^^
Good to see you back BTW. I guess the anime and hot asian women have kept you away from Real GM all this time.




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j-far wrote:^^Good to see you back BTW. I guess the anime and hot asian women have kept you away from Real GM all this time.
It might soon come to an end actually. A lot of drama and politics with that right now. So we'll see. I'm actually looking for work right now. Times have been tough.
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Danny Darko wrote:don't feel like playing my friday gig... it's starting to pain me that we make big paydays and I see nothing... on the other hand we make big paydays because I'm generous with the best musicians around... then on the other hand I write all the songs and sing and play guitar... so.... I don't know somethings got to give. I'm missing playing solo again.
DD, always admired your talents. If you got something going, just do it and make it work some how. Lifes to short to just dwelling on your regrets. Good luck buddy.
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Anyone here use facebook?


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oh man.... hahah... the faces have been changed to protect the not so innocent.

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This one is for you DD. If Star Wars was Facebook.






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I'd like to meet Jade
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snaquille oatmeal wrote:I'd like to meet Jade
If you do meet her, just be careful of her teeth.

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8th grade sex therapist
Q. I'm having trouble maintaining an erection during intercourse with my wife. Do you have any tips to help me perform better?
Mike F., New Jersey
A. I don't get it. Just look at her boobs. Or maybe you're gay or something, I dunno. She's naked, right? Just have her tug at your boner. If it doesn't work, you like dudes. Go have sex with a dude or something. I'll bet your boner will stay.
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Q. I've been with my boyfriend for 3 years, but he's never given me an orgasm. Are we doing something wrong?
Carol H., California
A. You should let him finger you. My friend Ray fingered a girl behind the 7/11 and she came like three times. But Ray says he's really good so I don't know if it will work with your boyfriend. He should still try though.
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Q. I started dating this girl about 3 weeks ago, and she already thinks we were "meant to be." How can I let her down gently?
Will C., North Carolina
A. First of all, how hot is she? You have to ask yourself, "Do I really want to find a new girl to get to second base with when I can already get to second base with this one?" Boobs are boobs, unless they're small. You should only break up with her if she has small boobs.
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Q. My partner and I have been keeping our relationship a secret from my family. Is there any way to tell my dad that I'm a lesbian without setting him off?
Lacey L., New York
A. Lesbians are awesome. If your dad doesn't like lesbians, he's gay. You guys should make out in front of him and send me a video of it.
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Q. My boyfriend really wants me to swallow, but I don't like the taste. Is there anything he can do to change it?
Madison K., Oregon
A. One time, this girl Christie gave my friend Kyle a blowjob. He drank Yoo-hoo all the time and she said his jizz came out brown. I don't know what that means. I guess tell him to drink less Yoo-hoo.
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Q. I have enormous breasts (size DDD) and terrible back problems. Would you recommend breast reduction surgery? I'm in a lot of pain here.
Janet R., Florida
A. No.
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Q. I'm having trouble maintaining an erection during intercourse with my wife. Do you have any tips to help me perform better?
Mike F., New Jersey
A. I don't get it. Just look at her boobs. Or maybe you're gay or something, I dunno. She's naked, right? Just have her tug at your boner. If it doesn't work, you like dudes. Go have sex with a dude or something. I'll bet your boner will stay.
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Q. I've been with my boyfriend for 3 years, but he's never given me an orgasm. Are we doing something wrong?
Carol H., California
A. You should let him finger you. My friend Ray fingered a girl behind the 7/11 and she came like three times. But Ray says he's really good so I don't know if it will work with your boyfriend. He should still try though.
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Q. I started dating this girl about 3 weeks ago, and she already thinks we were "meant to be." How can I let her down gently?
Will C., North Carolina
A. First of all, how hot is she? You have to ask yourself, "Do I really want to find a new girl to get to second base with when I can already get to second base with this one?" Boobs are boobs, unless they're small. You should only break up with her if she has small boobs.
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Q. My partner and I have been keeping our relationship a secret from my family. Is there any way to tell my dad that I'm a lesbian without setting him off?
Lacey L., New York
A. Lesbians are awesome. If your dad doesn't like lesbians, he's gay. You guys should make out in front of him and send me a video of it.
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Q. My boyfriend really wants me to swallow, but I don't like the taste. Is there anything he can do to change it?
Madison K., Oregon
A. One time, this girl Christie gave my friend Kyle a blowjob. He drank Yoo-hoo all the time and she said his jizz came out brown. I don't know what that means. I guess tell him to drink less Yoo-hoo.
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Q. I have enormous breasts (size DDD) and terrible back problems. Would you recommend breast reduction surgery? I'm in a lot of pain here.
Janet R., Florida
A. No.
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Where the hell did everyone go? I come back, no miles, Erik Eleven, Phil X is more on the GB than here, and snaq's a mod now? Congrats snaq. 

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How does a white girl like Robin Meade end up with a booty like that!? What gives!?






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I see a girl working at Macy's in a local mall that has that kind of wonderful ass. I try to flirt with her but she's always in the women's personal care section.



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Sofa King wrote:Where the hell did everyone go? I come back, no miles, Erik Eleven, Phil X is more on the GB than here, and snaq's a mod now? Congrats snaq.
The real question is... where the hell did YOU go ?

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