COMMUNITY THREAD: BT Isn't Fired!

Doormatt · Post #81 » by **Doormatt** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:25 am

i have a dota 2 beta key but i have no idea how to play

Doormatt · Post #82 » by **Doormatt** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:26 am

so im on now and if you guys dont invite me after im gonna be incredibly butt hurt.

Doormatt · Post #83 » by **Doormatt** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:28 am

btw jay my id = StrXngelove

Jetset · Post #84 » by **Jetset** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:37 am

for doormatt:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV7FUHaN1pc[/youtube]

Imadogg · Post #85 » by **Imadogg** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:41 am

Gek wrote:
Gek wrote:did you mean he's an analrapist?

That was an Arrested Development reference btw.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIpPqcln6Y[/youtube]

Gee thanks never woulda guessed

Doormatt · Post #86 » by **Doormatt** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:44 am

very nice. is he coming out with a new mixtape?

Jetset · Post #87 » by **Jetset** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:46 am

yep, april 24th

Gek · Post #88 » by **Gek** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:52 am

Stephano is feeding :nonono:

Wavy Q · Post #89 » by **Wavy Q** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:53 am

i got counter jungled the whole game.

Gek · Post #90 » by **Gek** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:54 am

Haha.

hermes · Post #91 » by **hermes** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:54 am

Doormatt wrote:i dont know what to do

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCC_b5WHLX0[/youtube]

hermes · Post #92 » by **hermes** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:56 am

Stephano wrote:i think her name is Shay Laren

hermes · Post #93 » by **hermes** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:59 am

Imadogg wrote:So there I was, having the greatest time of my life. I was in bed with riot and she wanted to do the wildest **** you could think of. I was so down. But it was turning into 2 girls 1 cup status except with 1 girl 1 guy and more poo so I told her lets just not do that and bang instead. She wanted to hang down from the ceiling and do it upside down. I said no. She was like what if we go outside and do it with nothing on but sunglasses. I politely declined. She was mad but that made the normal in bed sex that much better. She made me a sandwich beforehand so I ate during it. Afterwards I just woke up from this weird dream and I was with riot and all we did was kiss each other on the cheek and it was ok, 3.5/10 experience.

read every word, and was only mildly disappointed

riot let ima off the leash!

Doormatt · Post #94 » by **Doormatt** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:00 am

Stephano wrote:i got counter jungled the whole game.

didnt you just start playing the game? jungling really isnt something that new players should be doing imo especially against people that can counter jungle. who were you? because if you were like lee sin or udyr or trundle im gonna smh.

Wavy Q · Post #95 » by **Wavy Q** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:03 am

i blame top lane for feeding first.

Jetset · Post #96 » by **Jetset** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:05 am

officer doormatt making people feel bad

Doormatt · Post #97 » by **Doormatt** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:07 am

jungle usually gets blamed if the game ends quickly anyway.

cant win lanes, blames jungle for not ganking.

LaLa · Post #98 » by **LaLa** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:11 am

Wavy Q · Post #99 » by **Wavy Q** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:12 am

I gave top their lane w/ 2nd kill (1st blood was funny) but he wasn't CSing at all so he lost it anyway.

Gek · Post #100 » by **Gek** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:12 am

**** the flyers.