COMMUNITY THREAD: 20 miles to King & Trucks!

[tugs]

tugs dont distract the people while im dropping knowledge. god.

hey I posted something relevant!

hmmm, serious question. what do you think about the behavior of the spider that bit Peter Parker?

[Doormatt]

i wasnt aware there was poisonous spiders in that area. theres not many because of the weather up north or back east i thought. and socal is like, the breeding ground of the black widow, i think they are most common here than anywhere else. and we have a pretty decent population of the brown recluse too. but most of them make homes in dark, shady areas away from the heat, so you arent going to find them in your house. mostly in the garage and shady areas in yards, and they are pretty easy to avoid if you know they are there. its not like they attack people, they run if you arent around their web (which i dont think they leave).

[Doormatt]

thats why i dont **** around in my garage, i once found like 5 black widows up in that bitch trying to find something.

[Doormatt]

tugs dont distract the people while im dropping knowledge. god.

hey I posted something relevant!

hmmm, serious question. what do you think about the behavior of the spider that bit Peter Parker?

idk he was probably pretty chill.

[tugs]

and so if they are territorial in their webbed areas, if you destroy it, do they leave? or does their web leave some kind of chemical that even if you remove it, they know they built one there?

[Doormatt]

if you destroy their web theyll just make a new one. they arent (Please Use More Appropriate Word), its not like they lose all sense of purpose if you destroy their web. they are temporary and when that food source dries up theyll just move on to some place new. usually when a spider makes its way to where i have to move it i just put it in a cup and find some place to dump it and while they do kind of freak out they just sort of move on and you find a new web somewhere else sometimes.

they are territorial of their web in the sense that if you walk into it and try to **** with them, they will defend it (most of them).

[Gek]

**** spiders.

[Wavy Q]

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[tugs]

you think a spider's venom can kill a snake?

[Gek]

scientifically

[tugs]

will take some time though. potent but effect isn't fast unlike snakes.

can a black widow take on a full grown praying mantis? that match-up would be awesome.

[tugs]

why are we discussing this again?

[Gek]

i thought the conversation was pretty gay, but I think it made doormatt feel good so I rolled with it.

[tugs]

#allforDoormatt

[Doormatt]

im high as ****

[LaLa]

tl;dr if you kill spiders, not only are you killing something that is harmless, but youre also killing something that lives off of the more annoying bugs in your house.

**** spiders.

[hermes]

theres a spider above my toilet and i dont want to **** with him because obviously hes being a bro and killing all the bugs but it also makes it slightly uncomfortable to take a **** when hes inches away from me.

just kill it, there are plenty more of those devil creatures around

spiders actually kill all the annoying bugs like moths, roaches, flys, etc.

well they do a terrible job, there are a bajillion bugs out there

[Doormatt]

well maybe if youd stop killing them they could do their job.

[hermes]

thats why i dont **** around in my garage, i once found like 5 black widows up in that bitch trying to find something.

kill or be killed man!

[Doormatt]

da **** how did i spend a whole page talking about spiders.