Commy Thread XXXV: Period in the Morning.

Doormatt · Post #981 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:34 pm

i hear if you walk outside in canada you will literally freeze to death. this is the reason their soccer team sucks.

ennui · Post #982 » by **ennui** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:39 pm

yea look how far that warm weather took the american soccer team

Doormatt · Post #983 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:40 pm

still better than canada bitch

Post #984 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:41 pm

dockingsched wrote:this morning my thermometer said 61 degrees so i immediately turned on the heater. ain't nobody got time for below 65 degree weather.

Doormatt · Post #985 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:41 pm

plus all our good athletes play football, basketball or baseball. all canada has is hockey, there is no excuse.

ennui · Post #986 » by **ennui** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:41 pm

Doormatt · Post #987 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:43 pm

seriously could you imagine lebron as a center fielder or calvin johnson as a winger or ray lewis as a central defender. **** would be terrifying.

Post #988 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:45 pm

Hockey is pretty badass though. Thank you Great One!

ennui · Post #989 » by **ennui** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:51 pm

Doormatt wrote:seriously could you imagine lebron as a center fielder or calvin johnson as a winger or ray lewis as a central defender. **** would be terrifying.

imagine "random fat linebacker" as the goalie dough?

Still, put Nickleback frontman as the PG, Jim Carrey as the SG, Steve Nash as the SF, Snow at the 4 and gretzky at the 5.. that **** would be terrifying (in a non-threatening, uber-polite Canadian way)

Doormatt · Post #990 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:53 pm

aint nobody wanna get crossed by the guy from nickelback

Post #991 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:59 pm

Bieber and Drake would definitely be in your starting five.

Doormatt · Post #992 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:02 pm

more embarrassing: getting yammed on by drake or the guy from nickelback?

Post #993 » by **dockingsched** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:10 pm

this big bear manhunt starting to look all call of duty status. swat team in full gear/camo getting ready to roll out into the woods, sniper in hand.

Post #994 » by **Slava** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:11 pm

Canada will kill you all day erry day with the two man game between Nash and The Bald Jesus, Rob Sacre.

Wavy Q · Post #995 » by **Wavy Q** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:12 pm

70 degrees is now cold for me, i aint bout that cold lyfe.

Post #996 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:16 pm

This big bear stuff seems like s crafty diversion to me.

ennui · Post #997 » by **ennui** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:25 pm

TyCobb wrote:Bieber and Drake would definitely be in your starting five.

who would you rather get crossed by in front of your whole fam/freinds?

Beiber/drake/chad kroeger

prolly drake for me

ennui · Post #998 » by **ennui** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:26 pm

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:Canada will kill you all day erry day with the two man game between Nash and The Bald Jesus, Rob Sacre.

In Canada, it is taboo to refer to bald yehovah by his real name. Poor form, Slava.

ennui · Post #999 » by **ennui** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:28 pm

Doormatt wrote:more embarrassing: getting yammed on by drake or the guy from nickelback?

when did you guys start using yammed? last time i used that word in here i got clowned.

definitely drake

imagine 30 years from now ppl will still refer to you as the guy who got dunked on by avril lavignes husband

Kalidogg24 · Post #1000 » by **Kalidogg24** » Thu Feb 7, 2013 11:32 pm

dockingsched wrote:this big bear manhunt starting to look all call of duty status. swat team in full gear/camo getting ready to roll out into the woods, sniper in hand.

Call Of Duty with a mix of Grand Theft Auto.

This dude is trying to steal a boat from Big Bear Mountains with a
crazy drive back to either Laguna Beach or San Diego .
Then cast away to Mexico?.... :crazy: