how'd that bottle of shut the fugg up taste?

kobeaki · Post #1 » by **kobeaki** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:16 pm

hey jeff van gundy, dont ever change...

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_d ... nba,233572

Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:00 am EDT
Video: Don't tell Kobe Bryant what he can't do

By Trey Kerby

There are a few hard and fast rules to consider when watching Kobe Bryant(notes) play basketball.

First, just assume anything is within the realm of possibility for Kobe when he's on the court. That way, when he does something unbelievable you don't go in to cardiac arrest. You should also probably know that nine out of 10 times, Kobe is taking the game's last shot. Of those nine shots, probably four of them are going in, even if they seem like a terrible look. Just be prepared.

And probably the most important, especially if you happen to be a broadcaster, never tell Kobe Bryant he can't do something because he'll make you look silly on national television.

Sorry, Jeff Van Gundy. Apparently you forgot Kobe trained with Hakeem Olajuwon before this season and learned a whole bunch of post moves. As such, you violated the third rule, and therefore had to pay the consequences. There's a reason we have these made up rules — they're for your protection.

I guess one way to deal with a nagging right finger injury is to add a left-handed hook shot in your 13th NBA season. Between that and his penchant for lefty buzzer beaters, eventually Kobe won't even need that right hand. Maybe he can donate it to the Gatorade Sports Science Institute for testing or cloning purposes.

Jase · Post #2 » by **Jase** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:38 pm

Magicontinues · Post #3 » by **Magicontinues** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:45 pm

Hey Van Gundy....

H00PDREAMS · Post #4 » by **H00PDREAMS** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:14 pm

Yeah I saw that when it went down and heard Van Gundy shoot off before the move. I was like WTF is he talking about its Kobe! Just like dude heard me out on the court he drop that Hakeem move em' and left thier heads ringing.

And the other VanGundy "Bron MVP until retirement?!" WTF?! It must run in the family.

chefy · Post #5 » by **chefy** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:55 pm

van gundy's cool, that his job

DubaLakers · Post #6 » by **DubaLakers** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:40 pm

Van Gundy is hilarious, he talks too much at times, but he does a nice job, no harm done.

Plus, he provided us with the single funniest moment in sports history when he took a ride on 'Zo Mourning's Merry Go Round. Step right up...

Speedlot · Post #7 » by **Speedlot** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:56 am

I love Van Gundy with a passion.