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The Art of Hating Kobe Bryant 

Post#1 » by Vinsanity420 » Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:24 pm

Laimbeer wrote:Rule for life - if a player comparison was ridiculous 24 hours ago, it's probably still ridiculous.


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Post#2 » by dockingsched » Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:51 pm

great great read.

i found this part to be the best:

The most interesting of all the KH is hypocrite guy. He says one thing, but his hate for Kobe says another. He says he hates Kobe because he wants to be like Mike, but doesn’t even notice he is wearing a number 23 Cavs jersey. He says he can’t stand Kobe because he’s so arrogant, but his favorite player is a 25 year old who calls himself King and speaks in third person -- all while inviting us to “witness his greatness.” He is always complaining that today’s players only care about money and don’t care about getting better, but for some reason hates the player who works hardest in the NBA. He is often screaming that Kobe can’t win a title on his own in one breath, and in the second breath screaming LeBron needs help. He says things like today’s players have no respect for the players of the past, then turns around and says Kobe steals players moves from the past. He hates Kobe so much that he doesn’t even realize that stuff he says makes no sense. He calls every Kobe fan he knows every time Kobe has a bad game to say “I told you so” but he is the hardest guy to find every time Kobe has great game or hit’s a game winning shot. He always says he can’t stand Kobe because he wants to be like Jordan, even though every Saturday he himself hit’s the park in his Jordan shoes, Jordan socks, Jordan shorts and Jordan shirt and never forgets his Jordan bag full of Gatorade. Hypocrite guy doesn’t even realize everyone wants to be like Jordan including himself, the only difference is Kobe is the only one willing to put in the same work Mike did.
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Re: The Art of Hating Kobe Bryant 

Post#3 » by chefy » Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:00 pm

:lol: nice one
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Post#4 » by Tee212 » Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:48 pm

The best fun facts in a while! awesome read
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Post#5 » by iamworthy » Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:33 pm

I liked this like:

It has gotten to the point where when someone asks whether or not you are a Kobe fan, it almost defines you as a person. It’s like asking if you are a Democrat or a Republican


Great read! Pretty funny, and so true!
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Post#6 » by Anklebreaker702 » Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:18 am

iamworthy wrote:I liked this like:

It has gotten to the point where when someone asks whether or not you are a Kobe fan, it almost defines you as a person. It’s like asking if you are a Democrat or a Republican


Great read! Pretty funny, and so true!

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Re: The Art of Hating Kobe Bryant 

Post#7 » by Cookin Baskets » Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:21 am

good read. Tired of the mj argument or best all time argument because there both irrelevant conversations. Kobe is the best in todays game,and he has delivered. H.O.F player for sure,greatest active player today clearly. However should never compare todays player with past players, it just irrelevant and ignorant to talk about. The game has always changed slightly with rules and every player has there own legacy of greatness in there time.

People in the philadelphia region hate Kobe because he is from here and claim somehow kobe denies his roots. They just mad still last time 76ers got to the finals was 2001 and wish kobe was a sixer.
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Re: The Art of Hating Kobe Bryant 

Post#8 » by Pablo Escobar » Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:02 am

They can't hate on his game so they always resort to the rape case smh at haters
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Re: The Art of Hating Kobe Bryant 

Post#9 » by Mamba Venom » Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:58 am

There are just as many types of Kobe fans
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Post#10 » by Dr Aki » Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:42 am

nice read.

nothing i didn't know already, but nice read
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Re: The Art of Hating Kobe Bryant 

Post#11 » by iamworthy » Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:55 am

Anklebreaker702 wrote:
iamworthy wrote:I liked this like:

It has gotten to the point where when someone asks whether or not you are a Kobe fan, it almost defines you as a person. It’s like asking if you are a Democrat or a Republican


Great read! Pretty funny, and so true!

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Post#12 » by TonyMontana » Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:34 pm

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Post#13 » by djlaker96 » Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:26 pm

Wow! I haven't posted in a long, long time. But, I really enjoyed the article. I believe I met all types of Kobe Haters. I think the ones that bug me the most are the ones that have a negative opinion without even watching a game.
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Re: The Art of Hating Kobe Bryant 

Post#14 » by DEEP3CL » Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:49 pm

I didn't even bother reading this spewed rhetoric.........it's tired and old already. People who waste one ounce of human energy "hating" on another player is basically in a nutshell...............a waste of his dad's sperm and mothers egg.

Why are people like this walking the face of the earth ? They're sad individuals with nothing going on in their life. I get disliking a player for what ever reason, but to vehemently spend countless of hours and days being obsessed with it is straight up (Please Use More Appropriate Word).

That goes for writers in the media who would go to great lengths to even define what Kobe hater is, and for the guys on this forum that is obsessed with finding bull sh*t like this article.
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Re: The Art of Hating Kobe Bryant 

Post#15 » by iamworthy » Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:14 pm

DEEP3CL wrote:I didn't even bother reading this spewed rhetoric.........it's tired and old already. People who waste one ounce of human energy "hating" on another player is basically in a nutshell...............a waste of his dad's sperm and mothers egg.

Why are people like this walking the face of the earth ? They're sad individuals with nothing going on in their life. I get disliking a player for what ever reason, but to vehemently spend countless of hours and days being obsessed with it is straight up (Please Use More Appropriate Word).

That goes for writers in the media who would go to great lengths to even define what Kobe hater is, and for the guys on this forum that is obsessed with finding bull sh*t like this article.


You should read it. Its gold. Its not about hating on Kobe...You have to read it to understand.
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Re: The Art of Hating Kobe Bryant 

Post#16 » by dockingsched » Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:20 pm

yeah, read it DEEP. the title of the thread kinda makes it seem like its teaching people the right way to hate kobe, but its really about making fun of the different type of fans that hate kobe.
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Re: The Art of Hating Kobe Bryant 

Post#17 » by stunnar0b » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:20 am

good read

micheal wilbon falls in that “Mr. I-know-basketball-more-than-you.” category with alittle history guy
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Re: The Art of Hating Kobe Bryant 

Post#18 » by snaquille oatmeal » Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:16 am

disappointed he didn't call out the "his a rapist" KHs...or is that just in the GB?
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Re: The Art of Hating Kobe Bryant 

Post#19 » by FUEGO » Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:04 pm

why everytime talks about Kobe does it have to become a Hate Lebron session. Leave them men alone. Kobe and Lebron probably blazin up as we speak together.
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Post#20 » by dub81 » Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:10 pm

DEEP3CL wrote:I didn't even bother reading this spewed rhetoric.........it's tired and old already. People who waste one ounce of human energy "hating" on another player is basically in a nutshell...............a waste of his dad's sperm and mothers egg.

Why are people like this walking the face of the earth ? They're sad individuals with nothing going on in their life. I get disliking a player for what ever reason, but to vehemently spend countless of hours and days being obsessed with it is straight up (Please Use More Appropriate Word).

That goes for writers in the media who would go to great lengths to even define what Kobe hater is, and for the guys on this forum that is obsessed with finding bull sh*t like this article.


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