Kobe Needs Gasol to Make Out With Mila Kunis... or something

[Gek]

Via Wiretap: Kobe Needs Gasol To Be Black Swan

"Even when he was in Memphis and he was the go-to guy, he was always very nice," Kobe Bryant said of Gasol. "Very white swan. I need him to be black swan. Be an (expletive) sometimes."

"It definitely had a very positive effect on me that he approached me," Gasol said. "He let me know, 'Look, it starts with us. And I'll go, but you've got to go, too.' "

Nice to know that Kobe is looking to step up and is looking for help doing it. If this were say, Shaq, I feel like this would be more of a convo like:

Kobe: "Stop being fat"
Shaq: "Stop being ign'ant I'm superman"
Kobe: "That's not a word"


With Gasol its like:

Kobe: "Yo Pau, tenemos que intensificar. ¿Estás conmigo?"
Pau: "Sí hombre, podemos hacer esto. Voy a ser tu cisne negro."
Kobe: "**** sí, vamos a tres de turba!"

[crazy8ights]

Via Wiretap: Kobe Needs Gasol To Be Black Swan

"Even when he was in Memphis and he was the go-to guy, he was always very nice," Kobe Bryant said of Gasol. "Very white swan. I need him to be black swan. Be an (expletive) sometimes."

"It definitely had a very positive effect on me that he approached me," Gasol said. "He let me know, 'Look, it starts with us. And I'll go, but you've got to go, too.' "

Nice to know that Kobe is looking to step up and is looking for help doing it. If this were say, Shaq, I feel like this would be more of a convo like:

Kobe: "Stop being fat"
Shaq: "Stop being ign'ant I'm superman"
Kobe: "That's not a word"


With Gasol its like:

Kobe: "Yo Pau, tenemos que intensificar. ¿Estás conmigo?"
Pau: "Sí hombre, podemos hacer esto. Voy a ser tu cisne negro."
Kobe: "**** sí, vamos a tres de turba!"

[Anklebreaker702]

Funny as hell! Lololololololol. Yeah its good Kobe went to him. Now I would like to see them both go to Bynum & tell him to look at the 08 & 09 tapes of himself when he went on those tears. If him & Pau play nads out all the time there isn't a front line that can deal with us.

[Ghost Snack]

found this

[Atmanne]

[The Skyhook]

If thats the Black Swan, no wonder why Kobe wants Pau to be that thing. If I'm on the other team I'd be scared of that thing running around.

[Mamba Venom]

I think its comical that a CHICK FLICK is cool in the sports world because it has A LOT of girl on girl make-out action.

When I first heard Kobe's comment I was like wooo, then I was like Kobe's pilgrim photoshoot and like oooh, then I remembered that Jordan's Tony Braxton music comments and was like slow down (how did the most manly basketball player ever get pumped before games listening to 'unbreak my heart'?), then I was like this nickname is going to stick - Gasol is now the back swan - or is it the ambiguous swan (nevermind it won't stick) and then I was like are people in Spain are going to misinterpret this and think its some racist thing about Kobe wanting Pau to play more black and THEN I was like THEN I realized how bad I wanted to see a Laker game today and it was time to think about something else until tomorrow.