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No worries... 17:5? Lakers must lose 2 more games before the playoffs to ensure
the NBA Championship: the next 17 to 5 run would result in another threepeat!

To go another 17:5 with 3 regular games left: if Lakers lose 2 more games before the start of playoffs (and win 1), Lakers would go 16:3 in playoffs = 4 wins in each of the 4 playoff rounds = championship.
The Lakers are just pretending that they never met a triangle, do not know how to get ball down in the paint, or need to play defense. All that in order to lure other teams to sleep, right Kobe? Pau? Anybody?

...sound of muttered prayers mixed with gasping for air...

What....

wat

I completely agree with the OP.

TyCobb wrote:I completely agree with the OP.

Y U AGREE WID OP?!

BECAUSE HE'S SAYING IF WE GO 17-5 in the playoffs we'd win! homey!

G=K wrote:BECAUSE HE'S SAYING IF WE GO 17-5 in the playoffs we'd win! homey!

17-5? Unpossibility!

Are you guys so upset by the Lakers' recent 'performance' that you can't recognize sarcasm?
Several things should have clued you in: the title + smilies, the "Lakers are just pretending..."
+ "All that in order to lure other teams to sleep, right Kobe? Pau? Anybody?" question...
I couldn't possibly be stupid enough to mean it literally?!?

not even mentioning the closing "...sound of muttered prayers mixed with gasping for air..."

...so, after the Thunder, we need just one more regular season loss