L.A.K.E.R.S. Fan - my never finished unreleased laker rap :(
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:12 am
I actually started this and was gonna rap it (lol) in 2008, but we lost in the Finals... forgot about it then had to rewrite some of the lyrics (guys mentioned in it like Radman had left) and just never got around to finishing it. Was gonna release it on New Year's and **** talk Miami but we lost that game... and I know after this year's loss I'm never gonna do it so here's the song lyrics..
It goes to the song M.E.T.H.O.D. Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpL0xVIYbnU
From the intro to 2:20 on the video.
It definitely helps a lot if you know how the song goes, cuz if you don't, the lyrics and how to rap them will sound **** (Please Use More Appropriate Word) to you. I tried to keep the same strange/crazy/awesome flow and similar rhyme scheme, but change the lyrics to fit Lakers (even kept some of them the same since they fit).
Here goes..
Stupid I know but might as well tell you all about this haha. I was gonna release it on youtube with a video to go along with the lyrics, highlights of the Lakers to the words, Sam Cassell airballing while on the Celts on the Sam I Am line, Paul Pierce wheelchair on the putty tat line, with Kobe playing sick defense/scowling for the Doberman line, blah blah yadda yadda.
Enjoy
It goes to the song M.E.T.H.O.D. Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpL0xVIYbnU
From the intro to 2:20 on the video.
It definitely helps a lot if you know how the song goes, cuz if you don't, the lyrics and how to rap them will sound **** (Please Use More Appropriate Word) to you. I tried to keep the same strange/crazy/awesome flow and similar rhyme scheme, but change the lyrics to fit Lakers (even kept some of them the same since they fit).
Here goes..
From the courts of LA
The World Champions strike again
The Mamba, Gasol
The Wise Zenmaster Ron Artest
Andrew Bynum D Fish
The killa bees and the Lakers (FAN)
L-A-K, E-R-S, FAN
L-A-K, E-R-S, FAN
L-A-K, E-R-S, FAN
L-A-K, E-R-S, FAN
[Verse One:]
HEY, YOU, get off my couch
I don't like you and you ain't in my crowd
You just gotta scram before you mess with my fam
Here I am, here I am, the Lakers Fan
Shake n bake, shake n bake HEY the Kobe jam
Three by Blake Barnes Ron or Shannon Brown
Lamar stutters, rolls it like butter
Andrew, smashes you like an utter
RAM, If I'm Sam, Sam I am,
But I won't rock green jerseys man
Style will hit ya, WHAM, then goddamn
Purple and gold, OH YEAH that's the plan
Turn it up, now hear us get rough, you in a drought
We about to blow losers out
Upside downside inside and outside
Replay it from every angle there's no doubt
III, am, just one of many Lakers Fans
From Cali to Japan won't miss a game like Dyan
And Jack, with some of this and some of that
Hold up (what?) I tawt I taw I putty tat
Over there, but I think he best to beware
Of the Doberman D right here
Yippy yippy yay yippy yah yippy yo
Like Stu said you ain't gon mess with Kobe
Comin like rah ooh ah achie kow
Tell me how ya like it so far doctor Pau
The showtime is in motion coast to coast and
Smooooth on the court like lotion
What's the commotion, oh my loooord
Another point added to the Lakers score
We hear YESSS like Maaaarv Albert
It's the Lakers Fan ain't no if ands about it
We're the Lakers
[Break:]
All right y'all, get ya banners, get ya flags, get ya hats
Don't forget your t-shirts
And we gonna do it like this
We make, it to the finals
We win, another title
And we about to go and threepeat
Yes we about to go and threepeat
I got, myself a jersey
I got, to go watch Kobe
And I'm about to go get tickets
Yes I'm about to go get tickets
[End song with random **** talking]
Stupid I know but might as well tell you all about this haha. I was gonna release it on youtube with a video to go along with the lyrics, highlights of the Lakers to the words, Sam Cassell airballing while on the Celts on the Sam I Am line, Paul Pierce wheelchair on the putty tat line, with Kobe playing sick defense/scowling for the Doberman line, blah blah yadda yadda.
Enjoy
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