Stupid Headlines If We Get Dwight

Mamba Venom · Post #1 » by **Mamba Venom** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:21 am

Our media loves cheeeeeeeeesey headlines. What headlines do think we will see if we get Dwight?

I'm going with
"Superman Returns"

77CSUN77 · Post #2 » by **77CSUN77** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:32 am

Superman to Hollywood

Wavy Q · Post #3 » by **Wavy Q** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:33 am

No

Sleep

For Brooklyn

Puffthemagic · Post #4 » by **Puffthemagic** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:45 am

Howywood

Hunter103 · Post #5 » by **Hunter103** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:50 am

"Howard Signs with Lakers" LA Times sports page isn't known for their creativity

WCDYNASTY · Post #6 » by **WCDYNASTY** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:51 am

GOODBYE BROOKLYN

:rofl2:

Hunter103 · Post #7 » by **Hunter103** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:51 am

or maybe "Bye Bye Bynum"

Jetset · Post #8 » by **Jetset** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:53 am

I don't like this thread. You guys are going to look pretty foolish if the deal falls through.

Wavy Q · Post #9 » by **Wavy Q** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:53 am

destro wrote:I don't like this thread. You guys are going to look pretty foolish if the deal falls through.

This is too long to be a headline, try shrinking it down a little.

Jetset · Post #10 » by **Jetset** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:56 am

Shut up Jay

Hunter103 · Post #11 » by **Hunter103** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:57 am

"Deal Dead: D12 Dealt. Destination: Denver"

(yeah I know they aren't in it but it works)

77CSUN77 · Post #12 » by **77CSUN77** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:01 am

destro wrote:I don't like this thread. You guys are going to look pretty foolish if the deal falls through.

i kind of agree, never rush

Post #13 » by **dockingsched** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:04 am

Superman Returns is too easy.

i'll go with The Return of Superman.

hermes · Post #14 » by **hermes** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:11 am

destro wrote:I don't like this thread. You guys are going to look pretty foolish if the deal falls through.

some of them should feel a little foolish for these bad headline ideas

"The Next Superman: The Return of the Sidekick Kobe"

3-Pt_Shooter · Post #15 » by **3-Pt_Shooter** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:16 am

Stephano wrote:No

Sleep

For Brooklyn

Great

Post #16 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:16 am

"ever see monkey go to jail?"

stunnar0b · Post #17 » by **stunnar0b** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:23 am

destro wrote:I don't like this thread. You guys are going to look pretty foolish if the deal falls through.

exactly

WCDYNASTY · Post #18 » by **WCDYNASTY** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:45 am

NO SUPERMAN HEADLINES!!! Let's not restart Dwight's "I don't want to be like Shaq" bullsh*t again!

H00PDREAMS · Post #19 » by **H00PDREAMS** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:57 am

Yo kid wake me when this ISH is over.. I am done.

For the record - F@#K Bynum & Howard!

salmahayek · Post #20 » by **salmahayek** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:11 am

"Magic Makes Super Deal with Lakers"