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ok begins best thread ever

There goes any hope for this thread. RIP CT

you wot m8

Really that Wog made the new CT?

im preparing my monologue for my d8 wot do u think guise

I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

tl;dr

Never before have I lost all interest in contributing to a comm thread 5 posts into the thread.

what in the flying ****

I get you are joking but if you srsly say dat 2 dis chick she is gunna run 4 da hills

dat is on some john wayne gacy ****

damn if we could get earl and destro to not contribute then wed be like half way between old comm threads and new **** comm threads.

im okay with that.

tasp m8 you are just an unromantic basterd ok

Doormatt wrote:

Tasp wrote:America has a lower ratio of hot black chicks, it has a lot to do with socioeconomic conditions leading to poor diet and slew of other stuff

Canada otoh, lawd have mercy

and the brown/Asian/Arab/euro chicks - don't get me started

white goils are kew 2 - just plain looking to me for the most part, i guess its cuz im bombarded by the white standard of beauty perpetuated by the zeitgeist

i pretty much love persian/certain middle eastern women (oh god Israeli girls) the most, ive just had bad experiences dating them. namely i dated a crazy persian girl that i thought was really cool.

I think we can all agree that island chicks (namely Trini/Guyanese/Barbados) are the crayiest

famous examples: nicki minaj/Rihanna

I would obliterate Rihanna tho

florencemachine wrote:tasp m8 you are just an unromantic basterd ok

and btw can u get rid of that alternate comm thread universe bs in the op

thanks m(16/4+4)

Tasp is right, Canadian women wipe their stool with a lot of American women, especially in the white girls department. Our white girls look like bags of milk.

Doormatt wrote:damn if we could get earl and destro to not contribute then wed be like half way between old comm threads and new **** comm threads.

im okay with that.

I don't even understand what you're saying to me

Tasp wrote:

florencemachine wrote:tasp m8 you are just an unromantic basterd ok

and btw can u get rid of that alternate comm thread universe bs in the op

thanks m(16/4+4)

It's coming back if he takes it off.

destro wrote:Tasp is right, Canadian women wipe their stool with a lot of American women, especially in the white girls department. Our white girls look like bags of milk.

what you know about bags of milk?

but seriously just like pure capitalism(America) vs pseudo socialism(Canada), the highs are higher and the lows are lower in America as opposed to the middle ground that is canada

we Canadians from my personal experiences have a better looks on average, again it has do with the fact we have a bigger ratio of middle class

good socioeconomic conditions = good looks

Tasp wrote:

florencemachine wrote:tasp m8 you are just an unromantic basterd ok

and btw can u get rid of that alternate comm thread universe bs in the op

thanks m(16/4+4)

ye m(1^16+7) i fixed it