The Master Plan
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:03 am
Post Howard defection and prior Kobe/Melo vacation weekend - it all unfolded before me:
-The Lakers are letting Mike D. coach out this season because there's no sense in dropping him now and having to pay his salary, plus the added benefit that he will provide crappy results ...
-But just in case we weren't going to get the crappy results we want, we're going to amnesty MWP (even though his expiring contract gives us more flexibility) AND we're not going to put a full court press on getting an significant Free Agents ...
-Because, quite simply, we cannot afford to finish in the top 12 teams this year. Our pick is top 20 protected - if we finish in the top 12 then Dallas gets our pick ...
-So, just to make absolutely sure we aren't great ... we sign Kaman so that Pau is only getting 28 minutes a game to avoid injury and not carry this team in any way, shape or form.
-And, as important, if we finish in the top 12 then Mike D. didn't deliver the crappy results we need to justify the next series of moves ...
-We are going to get a lottery pick (start praying for a frozen envelope or a weighted ping pong ball).
-We are going to fire Mike D. and sign Phil.
-We are going to sign Melo.
-We are going to have a newly signed low cost deal for a fresh Pau (from limited minutes).
-We are going to have a newly signed low cost deal for Kobe with a fully heeled achilles.
-We are going to pitch LeBron on joining Melo, Kobe, Pau and Nash.
-If he says no ... we are going to sign Chris Bosh.
That, my friends, is the master plan. I'm not Stephen A. Just getting my Nostradamus on.
-The Lakers are letting Mike D. coach out this season because there's no sense in dropping him now and having to pay his salary, plus the added benefit that he will provide crappy results ...
-But just in case we weren't going to get the crappy results we want, we're going to amnesty MWP (even though his expiring contract gives us more flexibility) AND we're not going to put a full court press on getting an significant Free Agents ...
-Because, quite simply, we cannot afford to finish in the top 12 teams this year. Our pick is top 20 protected - if we finish in the top 12 then Dallas gets our pick ...
-So, just to make absolutely sure we aren't great ... we sign Kaman so that Pau is only getting 28 minutes a game to avoid injury and not carry this team in any way, shape or form.
-And, as important, if we finish in the top 12 then Mike D. didn't deliver the crappy results we need to justify the next series of moves ...
-We are going to get a lottery pick (start praying for a frozen envelope or a weighted ping pong ball).
-We are going to fire Mike D. and sign Phil.
-We are going to sign Melo.
-We are going to have a newly signed low cost deal for a fresh Pau (from limited minutes).
-We are going to have a newly signed low cost deal for Kobe with a fully heeled achilles.
-We are going to pitch LeBron on joining Melo, Kobe, Pau and Nash.
-If he says no ... we are going to sign Chris Bosh.
That, my friends, is the master plan. I'm not Stephen A. Just getting my Nostradamus on.