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Lakers Fans Get Caught Having Sex In VIP Bathroom 

Post#1 » by WCDYNASTY » Tue Jan 7, 2014 8:55 pm

Lakers Fans Get Caught Having Sex In VIP Bathroom
Posted by: Ryan Ward (January 07, 2014)

During the epic loss to the Denver Nuggets on Sunday, two Los Angeles Lakers fans found a way to pass the time in the VIP restroom.

According to Radar Online, a couple was caught having sex in a stall of the VIP bathroom on the suite level of Staples Center on Sunday:

The Los Angeles Lakers couldn’t score enough points to defeat the Denver Nuggets on the court Sunday night, but one couple SCORED off the court, RadarOnline.com has learned.

The frisky pair caused a major incident for security at the Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles when they were caught mid-consummation in the VIP bathroom on the suite level of the stadium.


Apparently, the couple made no attempt to keep quiet while in the act. Supposedly, everyone could hear what was going on in the stall. Not only did the couple have no intention to keep their actions a secret in the bathroom, but they didn’t even seem embarrassed after being caught and being escorted out of the building during the blowout loss to the Nuggets via Radar Online:

“Staples Center security and a uniform police officer had them surrounded and were talking to them outside the bathroom. The couple didn’t even look embarrassed.”

The loss to the Nuggets was one of the worst of the season for the Lakers with the team giving up a season-high 137 points to Brian Shaw’s squad.


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Post#2 » by Slava » Tue Jan 7, 2014 8:59 pm

This is a landmine for potential jokes here :rofl:
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Post#3 » by WCDYNASTY » Tue Jan 7, 2014 9:00 pm

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:This is a landmine for potential jokes here :rofl:


I know huh! :lol:
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Post#4 » by TyCobb » Tue Jan 7, 2014 9:04 pm

My gut tells me they're from the San Fernando Valley.
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Post#5 » by Kilroy » Tue Jan 7, 2014 9:13 pm

I thought that's what the VIP Bathroom was for.
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Post#6 » by LApwnd » Tue Jan 7, 2014 9:16 pm

Kilroy wrote:I thought that's what the VIP Bathroom was for.


for real, for the amt the suite cost, you should be able to have sex in there too for the whole stadium to see if need be :lol:
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Post#7 » by Wreckus13 » Tue Jan 7, 2014 9:50 pm

TyCobb wrote:My gut tells me they're from the San Fernando Valley.


Haha or maybe the IE. Got some crazies out that way too lol
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Post#8 » by Michael Lucky » Tue Jan 7, 2014 9:54 pm

They could have at least let the man finish. no respect. smh
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Post#9 » by TyCobb » Tue Jan 7, 2014 9:55 pm

Wreckus13 wrote:
TyCobb wrote:My gut tells me they're from the San Fernando Valley.


Haha or maybe the IE. Got some crazies out that way too lol


True, but us IE people wouldn't be able to afford VIP. :lol:
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Post#10 » by Speedlot » Tue Jan 7, 2014 10:01 pm

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Post#11 » by Wavy Q » Tue Jan 7, 2014 10:06 pm

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Post#12 » by Fresh360Waves » Wed Jan 8, 2014 12:26 am

TyCobb wrote:My gut tells me they're from the San Fernando Valley.

LOL! Wouldn't be surprised! :lol:
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Post#13 » by H00PDREAMS » Wed Jan 8, 2014 12:47 am

They must be from Oxnard.
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Post#14 » by EArl » Wed Jan 8, 2014 3:51 am

TyCobb wrote:My gut tells me they're from the San Fernando Valley.


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Post#15 » by DEEP3CL » Wed Jan 8, 2014 4:14 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:This is a landmine for potential jokes here :rofl:
I'm thinking of porn titles as I type this.
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Post#16 » by milesfides » Wed Jan 8, 2014 4:34 am

sorry, my bad
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Post#17 » by ak7 » Wed Jan 8, 2014 5:45 am

Honestly surprised nobody hashtagged YOLO in this thread
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Post#18 » by doozyj » Wed Jan 8, 2014 5:59 am

That's what the Lakers are missing...penetration.
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Post#19 » by WCDYNASTY » Wed Jan 8, 2014 7:17 am

doozyj wrote:That's what the Lakers are missing...penetration.


LMAO!!! Exactly! :lol: :rofl: :eyebrows:
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Post#20 » by Edrees » Wed Jan 8, 2014 7:54 am

-at least someone in the lakers building can finish...

-they should have went with the "7 seconds or less" strategy

-etc

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