Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.

MachoMan · Post #1 » by **MachoMan** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:23 am

hate to admit it.....but I would feel better knowing Dwight Howard was our starting center than I do with McGee or Zubac... :dontknow:

Optms · Post #2 » by **Optms** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:27 am

He can f-off.

There's a reason he's being tossed around like some cheap 10-dollar hoe the past few seasons. His personality gets old. A fitting trait for his antiquated soft game.

Post #3 » by **Kilroy** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:27 am

If we didn't call Cousins I hope to heaven we don't call dwight.

dAdo dA dEvil · Post #4 » by **dAdo dA dEvil** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:29 am

Pass on Dwight. Rather sign BroLo back.

Unbiased hater · Post #5 » by **Unbiased hater** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:32 am

Hookers

Laker_Kid · Post #6 » by **Laker_Kid** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:34 am

Brook Lopez > paul george > animal dung > dwight coward

Laker_Kid · Post #7 » by **Laker_Kid** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:36 am

also. worst ft shooting team all time in the making

Slink · Post #8 » by **Slink** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:41 am

Watch on YouTube

Beethoven · Post #9 » by **Beethoven** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:41 am

You lose possessions throwing the ball to him.

Ballerhogger · Post #10 » by **Ballerhogger** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:53 am

Yea no thank you

Post #11 » by **Danny Darko** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 5:00 am

Didn't want cousins and would rather resurrect Deke than deal with that dude. NOooope.

gts1 · Post #12 » by **gts1** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 5:31 am

yeah we dodged one bullet not going after Cousins let's not do anything stupid now... enough questionable moves for one summer already

MAMBAEMD · Post #13 » by **MAMBAEMD** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 5:41 am

I'd rather have a vasectomy without anesthesia than to see this dude in the P & G.
He'd look better in green.

eckoner · Post #14 » by **eckoner** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 5:42 am

dAdo dA dEvil wrote:Pass on Dwight. Rather sign BroLo back.

I would prefer Brook over D12 but ....Do you guys think we can get Lopez for min? I think he will have better offers. Not much better because i think everyone is out of cap space for the most part?

MAMBAEMD · Post #15 » by **MAMBAEMD** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 5:47 am

I think BLo can be had for the minimum.
I haven't heard of any other teams having an interest in him.

Dr Aki · Post #16 » by **Dr Aki** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 5:57 am

I don't care no more, just **** my **** right up

Vae Victus · Post #17 » by **Vae Victus** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 6:03 am

Eh, since GSW has this season's chip sowed up, i say we sign DHo with whats left of our cap (5.6m) and just have some pure entertainment this season.

I want Kobe to talk **** from the sidelines and DHo to respond by upping his game or body slamming fools in the paint. Ideally i want him to be Lebron's Tyson Chandler *snicker* and just go all out on D and go for junk buckets. If DHo says he's jiggy with that, then lets just get this **** of a season started.

C- DHo, Wagner, McGee, Zubac
PF- LBJ, Kuzma
SF- Ingram, Lance
SG- KCP, Hart
PG- Lonzo, Rondo

We got some serious dogs on the team, so i'd love for us to develop a junkyard dog mentality where we're just gonna physically impose our will on other squads. Basically turn playoff games into an ugly attritional slugfests, where fancy play wont mean **** since Lance is gonna Zaza under your legs, DHo will ragdoll fools in the paint with his bows, or Rondo will toss you to the ground every chance they get.

I want the the Lakers to play mean, it'll make for GREAT narrative when we play the Dubs in the playoffs

I mean if DHo is willin to become a dirty thug for us for a chance at a chip... i can gain some respect for him again

Crooked-I · Post #18 » by **Crooked-I** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 6:03 am

I'd rather play Javale 40 min a game at least that'll bring some laughter.

Post #19 » by **TyCobb** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 6:05 am

He can apply for the souvenir shop at Staples Center.

AmusingFiddle · Post #20 » by **AmusingFiddle** » Tue Jul 3, 2018 6:11 am

Oh boy....

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