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Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:23 am
by MachoMan
hate to admit it.....but I would feel better knowing Dwight Howard was our starting center than I do with McGee or Zubac...

Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:27 am
by Optms
He can f-off.
There's a reason he's being tossed around like some cheap 10-dollar hoe the past few seasons. His personality gets old. A fitting trait for his antiquated soft game.
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:27 am
by Kilroy
If we didn't call Cousins I hope to heaven we don't call dwight.
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:29 am
by dAdo dA dEvil
Pass on Dwight. Rather sign BroLo back.
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:32 am
by Unbiased hater
Hookers
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:34 am
by Laker_Kid
Brook Lopez > paul george > animal dung > dwight coward
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:36 am
by Laker_Kid
also. worst ft shooting team all time in the making
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:41 am
by Slink
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:41 am
by Beethoven
You lose possessions throwing the ball to him.
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 4:53 am
by Ballerhogger
Yea no thank you
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 5:00 am
by Danny Darko
Didn't want cousins and would rather resurrect Deke than deal with that dude. NOooope.
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 5:31 am
by gts1
yeah we dodged one bullet not going after Cousins let's not do anything stupid now... enough questionable moves for one summer already
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 5:41 am
by MAMBAEMD
I'd rather have a vasectomy without anesthesia than to see this dude in the P & G.
He'd look better in green.
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 5:42 am
by eckoner
dAdo dA dEvil wrote:Pass on Dwight. Rather sign BroLo back.
I would prefer Brook over D12 but ....Do you guys think we can get Lopez for min? I think he will have better offers. Not much better because i think everyone is out of cap space for the most part?
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 5:47 am
by MAMBAEMD
I think BLo can be had for the minimum.
I haven't heard of any other teams having an interest in him.
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 5:57 am
by Dr Aki
I don't care no more, just **** my **** right up
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 6:03 am
by Vae Victus
Eh, since GSW has this season's chip sowed up, i say we sign DHo with whats left of our cap (5.6m) and just have some pure entertainment this season.
I want Kobe to talk **** from the sidelines and DHo to respond by upping his game or body slamming fools in the paint. Ideally i want him to be Lebron's Tyson Chandler *snicker* and just go all out on D and go for junk buckets. If DHo says he's jiggy with that, then lets just get this **** of a season started.
C- DHo, Wagner, McGee, Zubac
PF- LBJ, Kuzma
SF- Ingram, Lance
SG- KCP, Hart
PG- Lonzo, Rondo
We got some serious dogs on the team, so i'd love for us to develop a junkyard dog mentality where we're just gonna physically impose our will on other squads. Basically turn playoff games into an ugly attritional slugfests, where fancy play wont mean **** since Lance is gonna Zaza under your legs, DHo will ragdoll fools in the paint with his bows, or Rondo will toss you to the ground every chance they get.
I want the the Lakers to play mean, it'll make for GREAT narrative when we play the Dubs in the playoffs

I mean if DHo is willin to become a dirty thug for us for a chance at a chip... i can gain some respect for him again

Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 6:03 am
by Crooked-I
I'd rather play Javale 40 min a game at least that'll bring some laughter.
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 6:05 am
by TyCobb
He can apply for the souvenir shop at Staples Center.
Re: Dwight Howard wants to be a Laker.....again.
Posted: Tue Jul 3, 2018 6:11 am
by AmusingFiddle
Oh boy....
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