Due to the fact that my crazy superstitious ass believes that King Leonidas somehow guided us to a win on Sunday.....I'm bringing him back.
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Well men, we have reached what some say is the very end of our venture to the championship. After Game 4, many analysts declared the Boston Celtics to be the NBA Championships. As a matter of fact, NBA.com actually started selling Celtic Championship DVDs!

Disgusting. Are we to let something like this discourage us? Surely our testicles exist in this world of Celtic Madness! As Laker Warriors, are we the ones to hand the championship to those wretched beasts from the east? I for one will be damned! Game 6 is tonight, and we will NOT allow them to emerge victorious! Time and energy is on our side!
After struggling through two seven-game series and one toughly fought six-game series against the most recent team to dethrone the Laker Dynasty, the Green Machine has finally begun to slow down! Do not let the splendid play of Paul Pierce fool you men! We may be outnumbered (3-2), but our fighting spirits are stronger then theirs are! Only a champion forces a force greater then theirs to struggle to match our power!
Let's go out there and leave it all on the floor. In Game 5, we mounted a seemingly insurmountable lead much like Game 4, and relinquished it early in the second half. Did we fold? No! Did we retreat into the obscurity of a Finals Loser? NO! We fought, and won! Led by th excellence of Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom, we all lined up for what many thought would have been our final battle. We defeated the monster yet again, and forced him to flee to his homeland, doing so while injured (plane suffered delays) and beaten.
Men of Los Angeles....
WE MUST ATTACK XERXES (Boston) AS THOUGH WE WERE SPARTANS!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TeNGVS2T_Rk"Give them nothing, but take from them...EVERYTHING!!!"http://youtube.com/watch?v=uHxIssSROjkDo we allow foreigners to come into our land and desecrate what we hold dear to us? Some say that a comeback is madness. I say to he that utter this blasphemy......
NEVER! THIS IS LOS ANGELES!!http://youtube.com/watch?v=QkWS9PiXekEPosey: Choose your next words carefully, Kobe. They may be your last as MVP.
Kobe Bryant: [to himself: thinking] "Failure and loss"?
[Kobe unsheathes and points his sword at the Celtic's throat]
Posey: Madman! You're a madman!
Kobe Bryant: Failure and loss? You'll find plenty of both at home.
Posey: No man, Laker or Spur, no man threatens a Celtic!
Kobe Bryant: You bring the banners and rings of retired champions to my city steps. You insult my Center. You threaten my people with shame and failure! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Celtic. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Posey: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Kobe Bryant: Madness...?
[shouting]
Kobe Bryant: This is Los Angeles!
[Kicks the messenger down the well]
THE LAND OF MAGIC AND KAREEM!! THE LAND OF WILT CHAMBERLAIN AND JERRY WEST!! THE LAND OF THE IMMORTAL GEORGE MIKAN THAT STARTED IT ALL!
DID THEY BACK DOWN!?!? NEVER!




Rondo A thousand odds of the Celtic Destiny descend upon you. Our three pointers will blot out the sun!
Fisher: Then we will bang in the post!
WE WILL NOT ALLOW THEM TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM US!! WE HAVE COME TOO FAR TO TURN BACK NOW!!!Kobe, the entire Laker Nation cries out to you. It is upon your shoulders to guide us to the promised land. Listen to those calling out for the heads of you and your men. It can't end on Tuesday! You must wake up and flood the Boston Garden with your greatness if we are to rise again among the Champions! Vladimir has his many excuses (crappy role player), but you have none! The entire team is on your back! Pau & Lamar had awesome games in Game 5, and we barely escaped with the victory because you essentially disappeared after the first quarter! You are our champion Kobe! You must reawaken! We're running out of time!



http://youtube.com/watch?v=7uzY4SOJ3QsKobe Bryant: Lakers! Prepare for glory!
Lebron: Glory? Have you gone mad? There is no glory to be had now! Only retreat, or surrender or death!
Kobe Bryant: Well, that's an easy choice for us, Cavalier! We Lakers never retreat! We Lakers never surrender! Go spread the word. Let every Warrior assembled know the truth of this. Let each among them search his own soul. And while you're at it, search your own!
Even as we look deep into the eyes of defeat, we must hold our ground! We no longer have the protection of our homeland on our backs, for we are in enemy territory now! This is easily the most hostile territory for a Laker Warrior to be in, as the war between the feuding tribes has stretched back to the days of our forefathers. We cannot allow these brutes to taste victory from our hands! Don't give them any breathing room!
Do we really want to lose to this?!?!

I'll be damned!
Posey: All that God-King Auerbach requires is this: a simple offering of earth and water. A token of Los Angeles' submission to the will of Garnett.
Kobe Bryant: Submission? Well that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it the Spurs have already turned you down, and if those former champions and, uh, floppers have found that kind of nerve, then...
Odom: We must be diplomatic.
Kobe Bryant: [ignoring Odom] ... and, of course, Lakers have their reputation to consider.
There is no peace unless victory is attained. We must fight to win this championship, for the odds are truly against us from the outset.Celtic General Slaughtered: Lakers, lay down your weapons!
[a spear flies out and impales him through the chest, and he falls out of the saddle, dead]
Kobe Bryant: Celtics! Come and get them!
KOBE!!! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT WE WRENCH VICTORY FROM THE HANDS OF THE GREEN MACHINE YET AGAIN!!!!!! GET MAD!!!!

Bring it on Boston! Tonight, we dine...in HELL!!!!

Let's go settle our business.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Ewhqfeuo4TONIGHT IS WHEN WE PROVE THE MORTALITY IF XERXES!!!! TONIGHT!!!!
MAN YOUR FORMATIONS!!!! TONIGHT IS WHEN WE FIGHT!!! BOSTON IS WHERE WE FIGHT!!! THIS IS WHEN THEY DIE!!!! LET'S EARN THIS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!