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If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:27 am
by dockingsched
http://slamonline.com/online/2008/06/po ... he-diesel/Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns
Sure-thing rings lost to Wallaces and Olajuwons
You’re a true, what? You’re a true blue pr*ck
On the outside you’re happy, on the inside you’re sick
Oh, my bad, I forgot, that’s just part of your schtick
Admit it, you just mad ‘cause your career’s almost over
You’re a black hole while I’m still supernova...
goes on to some more hilarious lines.
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:02 am
by ChocolateThundr
That would be indeed funny. But truthfully I dont think Kobe will respond with a song, hes past that, its not like 2002 or somethin. Kobe IMO would just ignore Shaq because hes above what Shaq did.
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:07 am
by lakerholic4life
By not responding i think kobe is showing everyone who the real problem is. Kobe is focused on the future. He still has 5 or 6 great years left. He has a team that will compete for those years. He has a chance to win 4 or 5 more rings. Shaq is just a bitter whore who is upset because he thought he was the housewife.
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:05 am
by Slava
Now thats freestyle.
Who was that anyway? Reminded me of Mosdef!
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:54 am
by Sedition
Call yourself a cop? You’re nothin’ but a pig
And rhyme all you want, you can never be Big
Truth.
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:30 am
by DubaLakers
Lame deserves no response. Retire Shaq.
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:06 am
by SashAlex
That's so funny !
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:05 pm
by tkb
This would be funny although it doesn't completely rime:
Yo. You know who I be. This year Shaq couldn't do without me, D or PennY.
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:08 pm
by stood-amire
I bet he responds with 50 points against us (Suns) next season.
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:11 pm
by SALMIEN
Kobe has bigger fishes to fry-responding to that big baby won't be in his agenda Go lakers
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:15 pm
by TonyMontana
Oh Kobes past this childish crap.
Cheryl Miller " So Kobe what do you think about Shaqs freestyle"
Kobe " Is that what it was"
Cheryl Miller " Ya "
Kobe " Do I even know this Kids .... Shaq?" LOLLLLLLL
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:32 pm
by Erik Eleven
The only redemption Kobe will consider is to win more rings than Shaq. I'll still participate in the fun, though;
Eighteen wheels, he calls himself the Diesel
Turncoat squeals on his Robins like a weasel
As I glide through the air to throw down a slam
To your whoopie pie face, I'll call you Kazaam.
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:30 pm
by TonyMontana
Erik Eleven wrote:The only redemption Kobe will consider is to win more rings than Shaq. I'll still participate in the fun, though;
Eighteen wheels, he calls himself the Diesel
Turncoat squeals on his Robins like a weasel
As I glide through the air to throw down a slam
To your whoopie pie face, I'll call you Kazaam.
WOWWWWWWWW EEEEE
I didnt know you had it in you..........
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:23 pm
by snaquille oatmeal
tkb wrote:This would be funny although it doesn't completely rime:
Yo. You know who I be. This year Shaq couldn't do without me or D.
fixed
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:50 pm
by zandalee
dunno how credible this is but turns out KOBE already issued a
response...This is like watching Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd blow each other up with cannons. I just wonder whose cannon blows up on their face.
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:54 pm
by Gerald3Wallace
^ thats faker than pornstars body
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:08 pm
by Dexmor
What did Shaq say?
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:12 pm
by kno
zandalee wrote:dunno how credible this is but turns out KOBE already issued a
response...This is like watching Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd blow each other up with cannons. I just wonder whose cannon blows up on their face.
And in other news, the
NBA announces hiring of WWE refs
Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:27 am
by lakerholic4life