O.T Girl will sell her virginity for 3.7 million dollars.

[TonyMontana]

This has to be one of the most pathetic things that I have seen in my life.
This girl wants to sell her virginity for money, and the price is 3.7 million dollars.
22-Year-Old's Virginity Auction Bids Hit $3.7M and she is from San Diego to top it off.

A San Diego woman who is auctioning off her virginity said she has now received a bid of $3.7 million, according to a published report.
Natalie Dylan, a 22-year-old San Diego woman, said she got the idea for the auction after her sister was able to pay for her college education after prostituting herself for three weeks, according to the London Telegraph.
Dylan has a degree in women's studies. She told the paper she hopes to pay for an advanced degree in family and marriage therapy with the proceeds from the auction.
She told the Telegraph that she doesn't think she's the only one who will be benefit from the auction.
"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal," Dylan told the paper.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/weird ... t-37M.html
http://www.natalie-dylan.com/ <<<<<Pics

[hermes]

we had this on the OTB a while back, when it was affordable


only like 250,000 i think

[CX44]

I wouldn't pay 3.7 million for her even if I could afford it.

[CeltsfanSinceBirth]

Is anal included?

[CITYOFANGELSX3]

Is fisting included?

[Jase]

This was on the Off-Topic board awhile back.

Still, it's ridiculous, regardless of what's included.

[TonyMontana]

Okay you guys keep repeating that this was posted already, so Im sorry if its a repost.
I didnt see it before and a friend forwarded it to me since this girl does looks like a girl me and my boy met in LaJolla and I thought it was funny, so lets get over the repost remarks..........lolll
I KNOW.
On another note.............

This is my offer to her VIA email....

LAKERS FTW!


Ms Natalie Dylan
San Diego, CA

Dear Natalie,


I am Mr.Emory Barr, Accounts Manager, of Abbey National PLC
Bromley Rd Branch. I have an important business proposition for you.

On Janruary, 12lve 2009, a German contractor with the British Pertroleum co-orporation, United Kingdom ,Mr. JonJon made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$ 3,750,000.00 (Three Million Seveb Hundred Hundred and fifty Thousand Dollars only) in my branch.
Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the British Pertroleum co-orporation that Mr. JonJon died from an Automobile accident further investigation,
I found out that he died without making a WILL,and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. JonJon did not declare any kin or relations in willl his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$ 3,750,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to inheritance Laws of the United Kingdom, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Local Government Authorities here in Wales, United Kingdom, if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. JonJon
so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your VIRGINITY, full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 35% for you and 5% for Expenses Incurred in the course of the transaction .

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and with my position as the Manager with my bank will guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately to my private email
box : tonymontana@tripleogmail.com

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Thanks and regards.
Oh and please make sure you wash that ass before we meet.


Tony Montana......... The realist O.G triple O.G

[Gus McCrae]

hmmm...let me think. I can have some awkward sex for $3.7 million with a girl who won't even know what she's doing. OORRRR... I can spend that $3.7 million and probably sleep with 50 women instead, none of who will freak out and get emotional. i'd go with the 2nd option. This girl better be a 10

[Gus McCrae]

one last thing, it's kinda long but one of the funniest..most true things I've ever read: mods, if it's too long go ahead and delete...but definietly worth the read.
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What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

[semi-sentient]

Does anyone seriously believe this airhead is a virgin? Look at her. You know someone's been in that stuff. Virgin my ass.

Besides that, for $3.7 million you could get a lifetime worth of sex from professionals (that would be call-girls, or whatever) that actually know what the hell they're doing and are way, way hotter.

Hell, you could buy a hot ass Russian wife for like $5k.

[joshman]

was it kobe that bought her??? lol im kidding

[J Rob]

No offense, but the chick who sold her "virginity" (yet to be confirmed) over the internet is the LAST person I'm getting marriage and family therapy from.

A back massage or venti coffee maybe...

[J Rob]

P.S. Not that hot.

[Sedale Threatt]

"Oh and please make sure you wash that ass before we meet."

That made me laugh out loud, Tony.

SS is on the right track -- why pay $3.7 million for a single piece of trim, when you could use that for the rest of your life on a bunch of different pieces of trim, who are much better and more skilled?

[Erik Eleven]

SoCal, thanks. That's a gem.

[Gus McCrae]

SoCal, thanks. That's a gem.

thanks

[TonyMontana]

Honestly guys............No B.S take it for what its worth.
I hit this girl for four glasses of apple martinis and a dinner at 5150 in Vegas at Monte Carlo.
Cab from Palms Casino to Monte Carlo.................... 35.00 bucks with tip.
Dinner at 5150..................................... 275.00+ include Gratuity Covered by the Casino Host.
Sat and gambled on the black jack table for 2 hours and bought in with 700.00 dollars and walked away with.... 1900.00 compliments of Monte Carlo...................
Cab back to Palms another 40.00 bucks. The cab driver took the longer way back......lolll
Went up back to my room and ordered a bottle of wine for her and a bottle of kettle one vodka and red bull for me...................... 250.00 dollars.

Dinner Comp...... 275.00
Won on B/J .......... 1200.00
Out of pocket....... -325.00
Total ................... +875.00

Kissing her good bye in the morning and wishing her a safe trip back to N.Yand never hearing back from her other than emails and a few phone calls about when we will meet again.............. Priceless.

[TommyTheCat]

^^^^^^^^well looking at her i'm guessing she ate an ice cube for dinner


as for the 3.7 mill biatch.......................due to the economy beating down on my wallet, i'm wondering what she'd ask for sloppy seconds

[TonyMontana]

^^^^^^^^well looking at her i'm guessing she ate an ice cube for dinner


as for the 3.7 mill biatch.......................due to the economy beating down on my wallet, i'm wondering what she'd ask for sloppy seconds

You would think Tommy but honestly its the skinny ones that eat more than the heavier ones.
And some of them eat like there is no freaking bill SINCE THEYRE NOT PAYING FOR IT.

[RJM]

Is anal included?

Yeah same here. Is it? Am I allowed to go rough?