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One Punch Knockout... 

Post#1 » by DubaLakers » Tue Jun 9, 2009 12:11 am

If you could one punch knockout someone in the NBA without recourse, who would it be? This would be someone that just ticks you off, and needs to learn a lesson, or is just a punk or just doesn't get it. You'd just make the dudes face hurt for a week and then another week for the shiner to go away, just a well deserved beatdown. One rule it can't be Sasha Vujasuck, for his ever increasing pet shot, "side fadaway upchuck machine," that drops a whopping fg% of 10, obviously everyone would pick him.

I'll go first...Mo Williams. Breaks a couple cardinal rules...He guarantees a win and then discounts the Magic like an fool that they can't beat the Lebrons 4 times in a 7 game series, guaranteeing the series win as well. I'd give him a pass if he gave his all, but standing out at the three point line all game long with his hand up isn't going to make you much better of a player than let's say JJ Redick.
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Post#2 » by Verbal » Tue Jun 9, 2009 12:23 am

I can't think of anyone atm, but if I do I'll edit this post.


OT- for some strange reason, I can't help but grin at your new avatar, Dub! (lol) :D
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Post#3 » by Tee212 » Tue Jun 9, 2009 12:27 am

What did mo ever do to you? or the lakers?


altho i would throw dante jones across the ropes followed with a choke slam.
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Post#4 » by Asianiac_24 » Tue Jun 9, 2009 12:37 am

Anderson Varaejao. Dude has to be the most annoying player in this league. Other contenders are Scola, Dahntay Jones, JR Smith, Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Rajon Rondo, Eddie House
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Post#5 » by Tekkenlaw » Tue Jun 9, 2009 1:00 am

Can I punch David Stern?
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Post#6 » by rhp1990 » Tue Jun 9, 2009 1:20 am

KMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(nuggets)
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Post#7 » by NetsForce » Tue Jun 9, 2009 1:20 am

Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce Kevin Garnett... Lebron James? **** yo this is tough.
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Post#8 » by Laker_Love » Tue Jun 9, 2009 1:30 am

KG, Rondo, Lebron, Ray Allen
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Post#9 » by lakerz12 » Tue Jun 9, 2009 1:53 am

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Post#10 » by butter17 » Tue Jun 9, 2009 1:58 am

It would be Paul Pierce. He's from inglewood were the lakers home was for many years, and last year in the championship he was yelling beat la. HE'S A TRADER!!!!!!! :box:
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Post#11 » by BigAaron909 » Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:19 am

Tough on but i'll go with Paul Pierce.
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Post#12 » by The Laker Kid » Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:08 am

For me it has to be John Starks. Perhaps THE cockiest player who ever played the game.
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Post#13 » by TylersLakers » Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:18 am

Smush Parker. He's the only player I've ever hated.. Good god.
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Post#14 » by Mamba Venom » Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:25 am

Joey Napoleon Crawford
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Post#15 » by snaquille oatmeal » Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:37 am

Kendrick Perkins, KG, Paul Pierce, and Eddie House.
JR Smith, Mo Williams, Jerry Stackhouse.
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Post#16 » by Sedale Threatt » Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:57 am

Bill Laimbeer. If I could kill Bill and get away with it, I would seriously think about it.
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Post#17 » by Tommy Trojan » Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:06 am

carmelo anthony! I hate this fool with a passion
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Re: One Punch Knockout... 

Post#18 » by SashAlex » Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:45 am

KG, Pierce, Rondo, Posey, House etc. :lol:
I'd kick pretty much everyone from the Celtics team, except maybe Ray Allen because of his killing jump-shot that put the Lakers in trouble last year in the Finals, but also helped me to shoot a lot better. :lol: It's true.

Also J.R Smith, K-Mart, D. Jones, Artest, R. Bell, some Portland guys etc.
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Post#19 » by MAMBAEMD » Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:46 am

The entire Celtics team.
Kevin McHale and Danny Ainge....but I'm not a violent guy
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Post#20 » by buckybadgerfan » Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:58 am

Asianiac_24 wrote:Anderson Varaejao. Dude has to be the most annoying player in this league. Other contenders are Scola, Dahntay Jones, JR Smith, Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Rajon Rondo, Eddie House


I agree. That makes 2 for Sideshow Bob :D

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