Predict the Artestic breakdown...

kevin_405 · Post #1 » by **kevin_405** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:47 pm

A most probable Artestic expression

2010 Finals LA v/s Boston GM7

Two scenarios
1>Lakers beat boston by 20 pts..
What happens next is anyones guess.. My guess is Artest goes into LA locker room and has sex with Jenie Buss in full view of Phil.. Phil starts screaming this is group therapy gone too far

2> Boston beats LA by 2 pts
Artest start arguing on the last call with the Ref , who runs into the stand for cover. Next he chases Paul pierce and break his leg for real and puts him in the wheel chair kept on standby and then he starts looking for KG who is by now hiding behind the ref..

You got to love this crazy dude..

Guys any more thoughts..

Magic Mamba · Post #2 » by **Magic Mamba** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:13 pm

The Skyhook · Post #3 » by **The Skyhook** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:34 pm

kooner · Post #4 » by **kooner** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:39 pm

once we bring Lamar Odom back, the Celtics can't take us to a 7 game series. We are a far superior team then the Celtics, and i believe we can beat them 5 or 6 games. only team that could take us to a 7 games series i believe right now is the spurs. You can argue between the Celtics and spurs being the 2nd best team in the league. But by the time of the playoffs the old spurs will be worn out and won't be able to keep up with are young core. And same goes for the celtics, there big are in almost in there mid 30's plus i believe rasheed and kg wont get along. Ray allen is on the decline his almost 35. But i would fear Rajon his a great player, and he would a great edition to a young team like the knicks. Artest wont have a break down cuz he will get along with the team. fish, kobe, phil , and shaw will keep him straight.

DubaLakers · Post #5 » by **DubaLakers** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:04 pm

Don't be quick to annoit the Celtics, the East is WFO now. As far as the Spurs with or without Odom they are going to be a big challenge, assuming the poo god, Manu, is healthy.

djericho · Post #6 » by **djericho** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:36 pm

My prediction:

Artest is going to have an off game against the celtics @ home. Pierce is gonna torch him. Kobe is going to tell RonRon to get his head in the &#!#$ing game, KG is going play mad D. RonRon gonna start shooting every time he touches the ball go 2-8.

On a hustle play he accidentally knocks the ball out of bounds sidelines and crashes right into Jack...

RonRon: Hey Jack, how am I doing?
Jack: You want answers?
RonRon: I think I'm entitled.
Jack: You want answers?
RonRon: I want the truth!
Jack: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

Artest then pimp slaps Jacks daughter, riot insues...

kevin_405 · Post #7 » by **kevin_405** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:45 pm

Good one..

djericho wrote:My prediction:

Artest is going to have an off game against the celtics @ home. Pierce is gonna torch him. Kobe is going to tell RonRon to get his head in the &#!#$ing game, KG is going play mad D. RonRon gonna start shooting every time he touches the ball go 2-8.

On a hustle play he accidentally knocks the ball out of bounds sidelines and crashes right into Jack...

RonRon: Hey Jack, how am I doing?
Jack: You want answers?
RonRon: I think I'm entitled.
Jack: You want answers?
RonRon: I want the truth!
Jack: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

Artest then pimp slaps Jacks daughter, riot insues...

TonyMontana · Post #8 » by **TonyMontana** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:52 pm

djericho wrote:
RonRon: Hey Jack, how am I doing?
Jack: You want answers?
RonRon: I think I'm entitled.
Jack: You want answers?
RonRon: I want the truth!
Jack: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

Artest then pimp slaps Jacks daughter, riot insues...

LMAO good one D........... :lol:

All I know is I cant wait to see this game.

djericho · Post #9 » by **djericho** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:02 pm

Thx guys...
haha

I just realized... the Artestic breakdown can't get any better than this I think...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2QEcadC_Rk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eurlesque%2Ecom%2F2009%2F07%2F28%2Fyour%2Dviewing%2Dguide%2Dto%2Dstephon%2Dmarburys%2Donline%2Dbreakdown%2F&feature=player_embedded

chefy · Post #10 » by **chefy** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:16 pm

djericho wrote:Thx guys...
haha

I just realized... the Artestic breakdown can't get any better than this I think...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2QEcadC_Rk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eurlesque%2Ecom%2F2009%2F07%2F28%2Fyour%2Dviewing%2Dguide%2Dto%2Dstephon%2Dmarburys%2Donline%2Dbreakdown%2F&feature=player_embedded

wtf was that realy him??? wahahaha awww poor starburry

and I think he need some help

96 Til Infiniti · Post #11 » by **96 Til Infiniti** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:18 am

My prediction: at some point in the season somebody (Kobe, Fish, Pau,...Sasha) is going to get into it with an opponent and Ron-Ron will be the first one there to have his (or her's in the case of Sasha) back...guarantee it.

Dr Aki · Post #12 » by **Dr Aki** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:30 am

the NBA turning into an 80s version where you had 3 stacked teams out east and the west is a virtual cakewalk to the finals for the lakers besides 1 team (then houston, now its the spurs)

back on topic, imo artest breaks KG's nose and KG loses his swagger for the entire series

twinthunder3 · Post #13 » by **twinthunder3** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:52 pm

I have a feeling that Artest might end up injuring a player...