the OC registers list of Kobe stoppers

Post #1 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 2:52 am

http://www.ocregister.com/photos/kobe-bryant-patterson-2552077-trying-lakers/pid2552081

i realize that nothing is going on other than the great suspense that AI and the Grizz are torturing us with so here is a list of the so called Kobe stoppers.

Phil Jackson · Post #2 » by **Phil Jackson** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 3:06 am

There is no such thing as a Kobe stopper. Kobe Bryant is unstoppable.

Post #3 » by **Slava** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 3:09 am

Phil Jackson wrote:There is no such thing as a Kobe stopper. Kobe Bryant is unstoppable.

Do you get some kind of notification e-mail or a text message every time the keyword Kobe Bryant appears on RealGM? :lol:

Post #4 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 3:10 am

his unstopableness is unstopable

CowsMoo · Post #5 » by **CowsMoo** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 3:27 am

The list was really amusing. You could tell they ran out of people that could stop Kobe and just decided to add a bunch of crap in between to fill the spaces...

The only guy I think is decent is Battier.

slickgreek · Post #6 » by **slickgreek** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 4:21 am

Saw Dahntay Jones in Vegas airport last Friday. I was too scared to give him crap about him tripping Kobe, So i was like " What up Dahntay!!" He was friendly...

96 Til Infiniti · Post #7 » by **96 Til Infiniti** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 4:27 am

snaquille oatmeal wrote:his unstopableness is unstopable

Stay thirsty my friends.

That Nicka · Post #8 » by **That Nicka** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 5:00 am

lol chris anderson? wtf...

DEEP3CL · Post #9 » by **DEEP3CL** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 5:34 am

You can dream of stopping him, but when perception hits reality you realized you can't stop him. You thought you did but you never did it.

Erik Eleven · Post #10 » by **Erik Eleven** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 6:11 am

DEEP3CL wrote:You can dream of stopping him, but when perception hits reality you realized you can't stop him. You thought you did but you never did it.

Amen, brother D.

Mid-Range J · Post #11 » by **Mid-Range J** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 7:00 am

No such thing as a Kobe Stopper :roll:

a Kobe Slower.. maybe? Still even thats debatable

Post #12 » by **Slava** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 7:02 am

Only Battier is legit from that list. Everyone else Kobe has torn apart some time or other.

DubaLakers · Post #13 » by **DubaLakers** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 7:52 am

Active...Battier :talkhand:

, Posey.

, both are legitimate lock down defenders.

Dahntay Jones, Chris Anderson, Raja Bell? Pfft, please! :crazy:

Verbal · Post #14 » by **Verbal** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 10:39 am

You forgot Reuben Patterson, the self proclaimed, "Kobe Stopper!" :laugh:

CowsMoo · Post #15 » by **CowsMoo** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 11:29 am

Verbal wrote:You forgot Reuben Patterson, the self proclaimed, "Kobe Stopper!"

I remember when that happened. I was like... yeah right, Kobe is just gonna drop 50 on you. I liked how that whole Kobe Stopper thing dropped so quickly after the Trailblazers lost.

The best part was the last season game of 04 where Kobe just drops a 3 with Ruben Patterson all over him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH-0gLhqpJg

DubaLakers · Post #16 » by **DubaLakers** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 3:05 pm

He's not in the league Verb

Gus McCrae · Post #17 » by **Gus McCrae** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 3:51 pm

Battier and Bowen are probably the only people that ever did a good job on him. Patterson was a joke. As for Dante Jones, Posey, etc. those are all based off of one playoff series. I"m suprised that article was actually approved by the editor.

TonyMontana · Post #18 » by **TonyMontana** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 4:02 pm

Kobe STOPPER.............. LMAO. This reminds me of Deon Sanders, and Bo Jackson. Nobody could stop those two fools. NOBODY.

Post #19 » by **Kilroy** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 4:54 pm

TonyMontana wrote:Kobe STOPPER.............. LMAO. This reminds me of Deon Sanders, and Bo Jackson. Nobody could stop those two fools. NOBODY.

Cept Kevin Walker... The dude that **** up Bo's hip....

Bo was unstoppable... Deon was uncatchable...

Bo was a freak of nature... He hit people harder than they hit him... And he could swing a bat too...

Post #20 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 7:46 pm

j-far wrote:Only Battier is legit from that list. Everyone else Kobe has torn apart some time or other.

you do realize that just because Battier plays good defense on him doesn't mean Kobe doesn't burn him. in my recolection Battier has had only one game where he actually stopped Kobe. the rest of the games Kobe gets the best of him. I think Bell and Bowen have more games than Battier of actually stopping Kobe. with that said imo Battier plays Kobe better than Bell, but not Bowen.

btw, just noticed a pattern that Bryants real nemises names begin with a B. weird!