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I was watching how Bynum is not shy about shooting, and how people might complain that when you throw him the ball he's going to try to shoot. My feeling is you know when you throw it in to him what he's going to do, so if you don't want him to shoot don't pass it in to him. Then it hit me he's just like
MOUSE from Devil in a Blue Dress. When Rawlings left him with the witness and he killed him he said:

"You said don't shoot him, right? Well I didn't; I choked... If you didn't want me to kill him, why did you leave me alone with him? "

So my new nickname for him is MOUSE (plus he kinda looks like a mouse) the other possibility was scorpion (the old tale about the frog giving the scorpion a ride across the river and the scorpion stings him halfway over and they both start to go down and the frog asks why would you do it? And the scorpion replied - can't help it, it's my nature"

So far my preferred nicknames are:

Kobe - Black Mamba
Gasol - ? still working on it
Artest - Crazy A-ight
Fisher - .4
Bynum - Mouse
Odom - Candy Man
Farmar - ?
Morrison - ammo
Vujacic - Bruno

XD I Like that one

lets pick a marvel character

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ma ... characters
there's a list

i like

Big Wheel
Doppleganger
Graviton
Juggernaut
Man-Thing (Man-Beast)
Optoman
Punisher
Rancor
Thunderclap
Vavavoom

(lot of good ones in the G's, N's, P's, R's, S's, T's)

I prefer for Bynum...

allstarorbust

givekajmorelove

nopansyputbacks

As far as the others...

Fisher is "D Fish" , Kobe's just "Mamba" or "Kob" "KB" "KB24", Bynum is "AB", Luke is "Luck" cuz until Artest was signed he was the most secured Laker (longest contract), Brown "Shanny", Jordan "JFar" for our real gm old schooler, Artest is just "Test".

That's reality when they make a great play I'll recognize and shout " " it out.

Still in love with "Bynumite" ... The obvious is the wordplay on his name, but more subtly his game is explosive like dynamite. Especially his come out year (2007), when he started making noise as the next stud big-man. He was as tall as a giraffe, but was jumping vertically like a kangaroo. Fu.ck it, lets call him animal.

Ah no.

personally i was a fan of "big fish" for fisher, that with all his clutch performances

Farmar = Dumbo

Them ears have been helpin him with his body control on those sprinting lay-ups though. Could you imagine if he got some work done to pin those bad boys to his head. Aero-dynamics much?

BATMAN bynum. because of his wingspan.

other than that, its "at times miss layups" bynum. "at times miss dunks" bynum.

OaklandLakers wrote:Farmar = Dumbo

Them ears have been helpin him with his body control on those sprinting lay-ups though. Could you imagine if he got some work done to pin those bad boys to his head. Aero-dynamics much?

maybe he can borrow one of sasha's old hair ties.

my nicknames for sasha: %$#@, @#!&, $#&%

LAKESHOW wrote:BATMAN bynum. because of his wingspan.

other than that, its "at times miss layups" bynum. "at times miss dunks" bynum.

danny grangers nickname is batman

a-bomb

Batman is awsome, Juggernaut pretty good too.
btw lmfao farmar = dumbo. nice one lmfao haha

Dr. Drew

i iike Bynumite

"Hurricane Andrew"

I don't know if this has been said, but i got this from Lakers Nation.

Shannon Brown= Cannon Brown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBK6uZdN ... r_embedded

half hurt, half amazing

sounds like Vince Carter