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i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 1:34 pm
by brucecanplayo
those things are ridiculous
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 1:37 pm
by snaquille oatmeal
he needs them for aerodynamics purposes so he can dunk.
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 1:41 pm
by brucecanplayo
if i cut them off he would be much more aerodynamic
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 3:45 pm
by GreatAdrian
Those are his wings...Birds can't fly without wings and neither can Farmar without his ears

Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 6:06 pm
by laduane1
Wow, you created one of the most useless new topics I have seen in a long time. Hope they lock this one fast.
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 8:02 pm
by Qwigglez
Hater.
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 8:16 pm
by crazyeights
When the FBI investigates brucecanplayo after the "incident" he will be unable to claim temporary insanity, thanks to this thread.
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 8:36 pm
by biggamejames2
This thread is pretty useless but while were on the subject of dumbo's human twin...I feel like his play has really improved this year (pretty standard for a Laker in a contract year). What do we think his future is with the Lakers organization after this season?
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 9:42 pm
by TonyMontana
laduane1 wrote:Wow, you created one of the most useless new topics I have seen in a long time. Hope they lock this one fast.
Someone please make laduane1 a mod already........... Im sick of seeing him in the backseat crying and whinning and bitching and crying and bitching and whinning like his running this ish. Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm.
Oh and by the way laduane1 I still got love for you brah......NO HOMO. Its just I dont know between you and magiccontinues WHO WHINES THE MOST, but I dont like magiccontinues at all like I like you brah.

Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 9:49 pm
by Desiderium
TonyMontana wrote:laduane1 wrote:Wow, you created one of the most useless new topics I have seen in a long time. Hope they lock this one fast.
Someone please make laduane1 a mod already........... Im sick of seeing him in the backseat crying and whinning and bitching and crying and bitching and whinning like his running this ish. Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm.
Oh and by the way laduane1 I still got love for you brah......NO HOMO. Its just I dont know between you and magiccontinues WHO WHINES THE MOST, but I dont like magiccontinues at all like I like you brah.

LOL oh man +1000000

Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 9:59 pm
by TonyMontana
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 10:29 pm
by supaflash
I kind of agree with this thread though...
1. He's super fast with all that drag, imagine how fast he'd be without!!! (might not be able to stop as quick though...)
2. Not like he uses them much anyway, or they don't seem to work well. For example they do not seem to be able to pick up the phrases 'Play Defense' or 'Run the Triangle'
Maybe he can trade them in for sleeker working models.
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 11:06 pm
by Desiderium
can an airplane fly without his wings??? NO!
can farmar soar without his ears?? NO!
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 11:08 pm
by ls2ws6
farmar looks like a volkswagen with its doors open
great topic BTW
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 11:08 pm
by Hunter103
This is the greatest thread topic ever

Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 11:43 pm
by Sofa King
While we're at it, can someone castrate Sasha? Oh nevermind, too late.
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 11:48 pm
by TonyMontana
Hunter103 wrote:This is the greatest thread topic ever

YA IT IS..............

Other teams are posting about trades, games, transactions.
*****in Laker fans posting about Farmars ears. Aint that a itch.

Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Wed Mar 3, 2010 11:55 pm
by Desiderium
lol poor farmar. these kinds of threads are usually made when a player is not performing well. for example.."sasha needs a haircut, maybe he'll play better"
"Jordan needs to get his ears cut, so he can play better"
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Thu Mar 4, 2010 12:50 am
by laduane1
Been a laker fan since 1977 or around that time. Not a basher. But come on. Topic about cutting a players ears off.
He is in his contract year. Not sure he is doing enough to get what kind of money he wants. I do not see a MLE for him. They gave it to Luke and Sasha and Ron. So they might do it again for Jordan. He better step it up. Lakers do not have much behind him to push him. Brown is a combo guard and Lamar is a point forward with ball skills. Kobe is good with his passing. So Jordan might see his future somewhere else.
He is young. So that is a plus for him and the Lakers.
Re: i want to cut off jordan farmars ears
Posted: Thu Mar 4, 2010 12:57 am
by Sofa King
laduane1 wrote:Been a laker fan since 1977 or around that time. Not a basher. But come on. Topic about cutting a players ears off.
He is in his contract year. Not sure he is doing enough to get what kind of money he wants. I do not see a MLE for him. They gave it to Luke and Sasha and Ron. So they might do it again for Jordan. He better step it up. Lakers do not have much behind him to push him. Brown is a combo guard and Lamar is a point forward with ball skills. Kobe is good with his passing. So Jordan might see his future somewhere else.
He is young. So that is a plus for him and the Lakers.
Could be worse. This could be the Raptors board.
