Mock Offseason Part 2/6 - CHA, POR, TOR, MEM, UTA

[SkyHook]

But Karl Malone could become his mentor

This is certainly one of the reasons. There's always going to be a joker with an idiotic [expletive redacted] take. I have to say that this time it's somewhat ironic given that the Jailblazers era wasn't that long ago.

It was 20 years ago.

And Demetress Bell just turned 40. (Don't get me wrong, I'm a Jazz fan who has long advocated for the KM statue to come down.)

[Myth]

But Karl Malone could become his mentor

This is certainly one of the reasons. There's always going to be a joker with an idiotic [expletive redacted] take. I have to say that this time it's somewhat ironic given that the Jailblazers era wasn't that long ago.

My bad, I didn’t realize Blazers fans aren’t allowed to joke like other fans do online. I’ll promptly return to serious takes only. Please let Portland fans know when we have permission to have a sense of humor again.

[JRoy]

But Karl Malone could become his mentor

This is certainly one of the reasons. There's always going to be a joker with an idiotic [expletive redacted] take. I have to say that this time it's somewhat ironic given that the Jailblazers era wasn't that long ago.

My bad, I didn’t realize Blazers fans aren’t allowed to joke like other fans do online. I’ll promptly return to serious takes only. Please let Portland fans know when we have permission to have a sense of humor again.

Soon I hope.

This franchise is currently a bad joke.

[SkyHook]

But Karl Malone could become his mentor

This is certainly one of the reasons. There's always going to be a joker with an idiotic [expletive redacted] take. I have to say that this time it's somewhat ironic given that the Jailblazers era wasn't that long ago.

My bad, I didn’t realize Blazers fans aren’t allowed to joke like other fans do online. I’ll promptly return to serious takes only. Please let Portland fans know when we have permission to have a sense of humor again.