Would you like to see a menu? Utah Jazz

[mg]

I find it funny that everyone loves the thread concept, but the actualy players on the table are receiving crickets.

Unfortunately, Minnesota's financial and asset situation is cooked, so they probably aren't in the running for anything.

At this point in August I think everyone is just burnt out on the offseason and looking forward to watching actual games. Too many of the top teams are at/over the tax aprons and the "tanking" teams such as Utah don't have much interest in getting better.

Innovative, creative thread by the OP though.

[tbhawksfan1]

Jazz charging fine food prices for below average quality. Not going to build much with this team and picking #9 or #10

[axeman23]

Brice Sensebaugh -- Project SG. Needs to get into better shape and be more of an off ball scorer and occasional creator. $5.50

Kyle Filipowksi -- Kelly Olynyk Jr. Seems to possess all the strenghts and weaknesses of Kelly Olynyk. Will need to show that he is a knock down 3pt shooter to stick in the league. 6.00

Isiaih Collier -- Impressed me with his passing and driving ability. Will need to develop an outside shot to be more than a 3rd or 4th guard. $6.50



John Collins -- Much maligned for a oversized contract. However, that contract is now getting to be quite short with this year and a player option for next. Can do a lot of things on the court well, but is a bit of a hard player to find a good fit. $6.99

Collin Sexton -- Massively improved last season. Shot the ball well from everywhere and is a pest on defense with a high motor.(48-39-85 splits) $20.00

Lauri Markkanen -- Shipment delayed, check back soon.



Keyonte George -- Is bringing everything to the table except efficiency. Will he ever bring that or will be just be a high volume low efficiency guy forever? $25.00

Taylor Hendricks -- Project forward. He's got the tools, he can shoot and defend. But, looks very green out there most of the time. Needs him to play with some more impact. $22.00

Cody Williams -- Looks like a fantastic pick in an iffy draft to me. I see him as a starting SF in the league for the next 10 years. 25.00

Walker Kessler -- One of the best shot blockers in the league. Needs to play with a little more dawg in him. $18.00



Jordan Clarkson -- 2 years ago looked like a walking bucket. Last year looked like a walking rebound for the other team. Has zero value as such. But, if someone out there wants to take a chance that he can revert to his self from 2 years ago, he could be had cheaply. Maybe even Jazz pay a bit to get off him. -- FREE



Why not let your food settle until November 10th when you could scoop up some of these young guys?
Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk -- 4.00
Johnny Juzang -- 4.00
Drew Eubanks -- Energy backup center. $4.00

Are these prices WITH or WITHOUT the Ainge 40-60% "tip"?

[cgf]

I'll give you 3.50 for Kessler.

[jazzfan1971]

I'll give you 3.50 for Kessler.

https://images.app.goo.gl/Fr5jVaEVdF6CEq9Q9

[cgf]

I'll give you 3.50 for Kessler.

https://images.app.goo.gl/Fr5jVaEVdF6CEq9Q9

Is that Kessler's new team pic? Looks like he slimmed down a little.

[shakes0]

Tip, tax, and service fees extra.

What can I get for nothing?

Jordan Clarkson.

You should advertise that Clarkson comes with 1 rib and a sip of soda.

[JRoy]

What can I get for nothing?

Jordan Clarkson.

You should advertise that Clarkson comes with 1 rib and a sip of soda.

Fear the Big Hat Gang.