I realize now that I didn't actually hit the "Sim lottery" button so my mock draft was just according to chalk
So I did another one...not quite random, but I wanted to make sure there was enough shake-up that I could not just make the same trades I did the first time. So I kept re-setting until that happened.
1) New Orleans Pelicans - Cade Cunningham
2) Orlando Magic - Jalen Suggs
3) Minnesota Timberwolves, traded to Detroit* - Evan Mobley
4) Houston Rockets - Jalen Green
5) Detroit Pistons, traded to Minnesota* - Jonathan Kuminga
6) Oklahoma City Thunder, traded to Sacramento** - Scottie Barnes
7) Cleveland Cavaliers - Keon Johnson
8) Toronto Raptors, traded to Oklahoma City*** - Moses Moody
9) Orlando Magic (from Chicago) - James Bouknight
10) Sacramento Kings, traded to Oklahoma City**, then traded to Toronto*** - Usman Garuba
11) Charlotte Hornets - Kai Jones
12) San Antonio Spurs - Franz Wagner
13) Indiana Pacers - Davion Mitchell
14) Golden State Warriors - Corey Kispert
Okay, here we go...
*Three-way trade:
Minnesota trades Ricky Rubio and pick #3 for pick #5, pick #25, and a TPE for Rubio's salary
Detroit trades pick #5 and capspace for pick #3 and Patrick Beverley
Clippers trade Patrick Beverley and pick #25 for Ricky Rubio
The Wolves see Green and Mobley at the top of the board and don't really need either. They *could* use Kuminga, so decide to move down and get some goodies. Rubio has been a useful piece, but here they get a late pick and out of his salary entirely (solving their tax problems), and draft the guy they wanted anyway.
The Pistons jump Houston to get Mobley, using capspace they don't need for a guy they could actually play once Joseph is cut.
The Clippers get the playmaking PG they need so badly, and don't compromise their defence at all.
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**Three-way trade:
OKC trades Al Horford and pick #6 for Marvin Bagley, Josh Richardson, pick #10, 2nds from Sacramento.
Sacramento trades Marvin Bagley, pick #10, 2nds for Dwight Powell and pick #6.
Dallas trades Dwight Powell and Josh Richardson for Al Horford.
After trying but failing to move up, the Thunder decide to try something else. They do right by Big Al and get a couple of younger guys to try out, and they're not done jockeying for their pick either.
The Kings could desperately use a defensive force at forward like Barnes, so they give Bagley a chance to develop elsewhere, take on a year of salary for Powell, and give up some 2nds to get their guy.
Dallas is a lot further along their arc than they thought they'd be, so they get a talent and character infusion for guys who have been useful but perhaps more limited.
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***Two-way trade:
Toronto trades pick #8 for pick #10 and some sweetener from OKC's stash.
OKC trades pick #10 and sweeteners as negotiated for pick #8.
Toronto isn't really targeting an SF at this spot, but OKC could be, and they know Orlando could be too. So OKC gives up a little premium to jump the Magic and land Moody, and Toronto gets the big man prospect they were looking at anyway.
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This version feels a lot more forced. Probably best just to ignore it in favour of my earlier post