Portland Trailblazers offseason

BrandonRoy4MVP · Post #1 » by **BrandonRoy4MVP** » Sun Jun 6, 2010 11:17 am

TRADE #1 Portland/Minnesota:

Portland gets: Kevin Love, Ramon Sessions
T'Wolves get: LeMarcus Aldridge, Jerryd Bayless

Why for Portland? I'm a huge Kevin Love fan and think he'd be a great fit here. Sessions gives us a true PG as well and would be able to work under Andre Miller.
Why for Minny? They upgrade at PF by replacing Love with Aldridge.

TRADE #2 Portland/Memphis

Portland gets: Rudy Gay (S&T)
Memphis gets: Greg Oden, Rudy Fernandez, Martell Webster

Memphis gets a potential dominant center and depth, Portland get a much needed SF.

SIGNINGS:

Luther Head to the MLE to give us scoring off the bench.
Sun Yue to the minimum.

Starting lineup:
C - Yue
PF - Love
SF - Gay
SG - Head
PG - Sessions

Slyk · Post #2 » by **Slyk** » Sun Jun 6, 2010 11:48 am

What will Mem do with Oden Thabeet AND M. Gasol?

anyways POR would never trade Oden

440 · Post #3 » by **440** » Sun Jun 6, 2010 1:46 pm

BrandonRoy4MVP wrote:TRADE #1 Portland/Minnesota:

Portland gets: Kevin Love, Ramon Sessions
T'Wolves get: LeMarcus Aldridge, Jerryd Bayless

Why for Portland? I'm a huge Kevin Love fan and think he'd be a great fit here. Sessions gives us a true PG as well and would be able to work under Andre Miller.
Why for Minny? They upgrade at PF by replacing Love with Aldridge.

TRADE #2 Portland/Memphis

Portland gets: Rudy Gay (S&T)
Memphis gets: Greg Oden, Rudy Fernandez, Martell Webster

Memphis gets a potential dominant center and depth, Portland get a much needed SF.

SIGNINGS:

Luther Head to the MLE to give us scoring off the bench.
Sun Yue to the minimum.

Starting lineup:
C - Yue
PF - Love
SF - Gay
SG - Head
PG - Sessions

Why do you have Head starting over Roy? Why do you have Yue, a PG, playing center? I'm confused.

timani · Post #4 » by **timani** » Sun Jun 6, 2010 2:38 pm

That lineup offends me.

BringBackKorver · Post #5 » by **BringBackKorver** » Sun Jun 6, 2010 2:41 pm

I think this one went over all of your heads...

"Yue Love Gay Head Sessions."

Read aloud, chuckle, and don't take it seriously. I applaud you for coming up with one that I don't think anybody has thought of.

Guy986 · Post #6 » by **Guy986** » Sun Jun 6, 2010 2:44 pm

Too subtle for your own good. But i appreciate the effort. Original.

Blazinaway · Post #7 » by **Blazinaway** » Sun Jun 6, 2010 3:11 pm

BrandonRoy4MVP wrote:TRADE #1 Portland/Minnesota:

Portland gets: Kevin Love, Ramon Sessions
T'Wolves get: LeMarcus Aldridge, Jerryd Bayless

Why for Portland? I'm a huge Kevin Love fan and think he'd be a great fit here. Sessions gives us a true PG as well and would be able to work under Andre Miller.
Why for Minny? They upgrade at PF by replacing Love with Aldridge.

TRADE #2 Portland/Memphis

Portland gets: Rudy Gay (S&T)
Memphis gets: Greg Oden, Rudy Fernandez, Martell Webster

Memphis gets a potential dominant center and depth, Portland get a much needed SF.

SIGNINGS:

Luther Head to the MLE to give us scoring off the bench.
Sun Yue to the minimum.

are you really a Blazers fan? awful plan IMO

Starting lineup:
C - Yue
PF - Love
SF - Gay
SG - Head
PG - Sessions

jakecronus8 · Post #8 » by **jakecronus8** » Sun Jun 6, 2010 3:42 pm

This thread is full of win.

daddyfivestar · Post #9 » by **daddyfivestar** » Sun Jun 6, 2010 4:48 pm

Ibtcbmfltb

DusterBuster · Post #10 » by **DusterBuster** » Sun Jun 6, 2010 6:11 pm

LMAO. You sir win the internets.

Post #11 » by **DeBlazerRiddem** » Sun Jun 6, 2010 9:19 pm

I really don't see how/why the Blazers have to be involved...

N.O.R.E. · Post #12 » by **N.O.R.E.** » Mon Jun 7, 2010 4:54 am

probably most into the gay love sessions,