The Great Buck Hunt

[SerialChiller]

A massive 34 point buck emerges from the tree line, confidently it saunters into the clearing and into the bright sun. The white hot Miami heat feels nice on his back after migrating from the cold shade of the Milwaukee woods. Off in the distance, a hunting party is focused on his every move. Their Filipino guide checks the range finder. "56 hundred yards, that's way too far off. We need to wait until it gets closer." A 33 year old veteran hunter Jimmy G steps forward rifle in hand. "Let me take the shot Spo! I got this!" He is hungry for another trophy Buck, it has been 3 long years since he last defeated one of this size.

He lifts his rifle and recalls how good the venison tasted, and how he washed it down with some delicious big face coffee. Then something he sees in his scope surprises him. A graying, bearded hunter has already made his way down there, prepared to square off with the huge Buck with his bare hands. "Umm guys, where's Kevin?" He asks. The group looks around amongst themselves "Weird he was here earlier, where did he go?" They ask.

"That has to be him down there, is he doing what I think he's doing?" Jimmy says as everyone gathers around to look through their scopes and witness the showdown. The alpha Buck scrapes the ground with his big hoof and begins to charge toward Kevin at top speed! The grizzled hunter stands his ground calmly as the distance between them quickly disappears! Suddenly they collide with a great impact that sends Kevin hurling backwards through the air. The Hunters wait anxiously as Kevin lies motionless on his back. A few seconds go by, and then suddenly he rolls over and starts to crawl away. "He's alive! What a charge!" Spo exclaims. "That's culture baby!" Kevin eventually makes his way back to the group and they all welcome him back with pats on the back and ask what he was thinking. "Look at the Buck" he says, "I managed to karate chop him right in the back as he made contact. Guys, he got the worst of it believe it or not!"

Hard as that was to believe the Hunters look zooming back in on the clearing, the great Buck is now walking with a slight limp. He reaches the middle of the clearing and stands there, he throws back his head and lets out a long loud call. As if saying that he owns the day and isn't going anywhere. "Alright, it's time!" Spo hands Jimmy G his rifle and nods. Duncan the party's most accomplished long range sniper steps forward "Are you sure you don't want me to take the shot?" Spo smiles and shakes his head "Thanks but not this time Duncan, this isn't the regular Doe season anymore. This is Buck season and we need Buck season Jimmy if we want to have any chance." Duncan tries to hide his disappointment "Well, I still get paid at least right?" "Yes, yes Duncan you will be paid now get back in the tree stand and take a seat." Jimmy checks the wind and zeros his scope. This is his moment, he has that killer instinct, he was built for this. His hands are steady and his eye is on the target. The great Buck still stands motionless, defiantly looking around, daring all challengers.

A rifle shot rings out! A split second later the Buck leaps into the air in shock, it lands with wobbly legs, then seems to collect itself and takes off running back into the Milwaukee woods. "Whoooooooo Hooooo! Got him! This my Sh*t! This my Sh*t! THIS MY SH*T!" Butler screams as the others break out into JiMVP! JiMVP! JiMVP! chants all around him! "Alright, alright, alright! Good shooting Jimmy! But it's not over yet, lets get ready to go pick up the blood trail and finish him off in Milwaukee!" Spo says as he tries to settle the group down. The team of deer hunters pack up and make their way down to the clearing. "This blood is bright red! You definitely hit an artery! Damn 56 hundred yards, what historic shooting!" Said the most veteran hunter who they called UD as he rested on his walking stick cane. "I knew it was good as soon as I pulled the trigger!" Butler declared. "We gonna feast tonight boys!"

A young injured hunter named Tyler can't contain his excitement "Maybe my hand will be out of it's cast in time to take some shots when we book our next hunt in New York!" he says enthusiastically. "Hey! None of that talk! We can't look ahead until this kill is confirmed and mounted safely in our trophy case!" A frustrated Spo scolded.

After following the trail a ways they find a puddle of blood under a tree. "Where is he? Wait are these human footprints?" A bewildered hunter asked. Spo bends over to take a closer look "They sure are Bam" he says. Suddenly a shot breaks the forest silence and Bam drops to one knee. "Ahhh I'm hit!" Blood runs down his leg No no no! Not my hamstring!" The hunting party looks around "Where did that come from!" The sound of an engine is heard. It grows louder as it approaches. An ATV appears in the distance, driven by a hill billy holding a scoped rifle. The champion Buck is lying across the back rack, all bandaged up.

The redneck lets out a mocking laugh. "You boys lost?" He asks. Spo recognizes his rival guide. "Mike Budenholzer! What do you think you are doing? You can't shoot one of my guys!" "You boys drew first blood, not me! But my Buck will be fine. He just needs some hot sun and the attention of some hot does to nurse him back to health. We'll see you boy's back in Miami!" He lets out another laugh as he revs his engine, then speeds off back in the direction of the clearing. Jimmy G quickly raises his rifle "Not so fast! This...ends here!" he declares and fires off a last ditch shot that somehow finds it's mark. The bullet catches hill billy Bud in the back shoulder and he lets out a scream. The ATV spins out of control and crashes violently into a tree! It explodes on impact and there is nothing left but some wreckage that is engulfed in flames! "What a shot!" "How did you make that!?" "And on the move!" The group are in a frenzy! Once the excitement calms down they realize that they won't be mounting a trophy or feasting just yet, there's nothing left of the Buck's charred remains. "The biggest trophy is still out there!" Declares Jimmy G Butler, "and I'm hungrier than ever! Lets get ready to go! Our next hunt awaits....in New York!"

- Chilla

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