hello - who will be the best player on Miami Heat 2026

ReturnofMVP3 · Post #1 » by **ReturnofMVP3** » Wed Oct 8, 2025 8:39 pm

I pick Andrew Wiggins as he is from Canada and therefore has cold blood, he will be a cold blooded killer. When i say killer i mean metaphorically in a basketball sense, he has not committed murder that I am aware of (please don't sue me for defamation Andrew as I have clarified my statement).

okay your turn.

bye.

SerialChiller · Post #2 » by **SerialChiller** » Thu Oct 9, 2025 1:07 am

ReturnofMVP3 · Post #3 » by **ReturnofMVP3** » Thu Oct 9, 2025 5:30 am

SerialChiller wrote:

There’s a crack on my outdoor basketball hoop, LeBron dunked on it and his weight cracked it. Unfortunately I’d need a ladder or the shoulders of Joel embiid to stand on to smoke it. I don’t think smoking it would fix it though. In fact I don’t know if I can carry my smoker that high or if Joel can balance me for the time it takes to smoke. Idk

Anyways let’s stay on topic, who you got

SerialChiller · Post #4 » by **SerialChiller** » Thu Oct 9, 2025 6:59 am

ReturnofMVP3 wrote:
SerialChiller wrote:

There’s a crack on my outdoor basketball hoop, LeBron dunked on it and his weight cracked it. Unfortunately I’d need a ladder or the shoulders of Joel embiid to stand on to smoke it. I don’t think smoking it would fix it though. In fact I don’t know if I can carry my smoker that high or if Joel can balance me for the time it takes to smoke. Idk

Anyways let’s stay on topic, who you got

I've gotta go with Terry Rozier...his defense, efficiency and high basketball IQ will lead the Miami Heat to great heights this year!

ReturnofMVP3 · Post #5 » by **ReturnofMVP3** » Thu Oct 9, 2025 11:36 pm

SerialChiller wrote:
ReturnofMVP3 wrote:
SerialChiller wrote:

There’s a crack on my outdoor basketball hoop, LeBron dunked on it and his weight cracked it. Unfortunately I’d need a ladder or the shoulders of Joel embiid to stand on to smoke it. I don’t think smoking it would fix it though. In fact I don’t know if I can carry my smoker that high or if Joel can balance me for the time it takes to smoke. Idk

Anyways let’s stay on topic, who you got

I've gotta go with Terry Rozier...his defense, efficiency and high basketball IQ will lead the Miami Heat to great heights this year!

Not sure if you're trolling or just a new heat fan. But Rozier is a defensive liability and while you may have seen a game of him going off, he's generally streaky or just inefficient. I wouldn't say high basketball IQ either. I do appreciate your input, it's valued even if we may disagree.

VaDe255 · Post #6 » by **VaDe255** » Sun Oct 12, 2025 6:52 am

I’m going with Precious Achiuwa

He’s been studying Bam’s every move from the end of the bench like a monk mastering ancient post defense scrolls.

Spo will give him three minute of garbage time and he’ll unleash 40 seconds of elite rebounding, 30 seconds of hustle and one accidental corner three that will change his trajectory forever.

Hidden cornerstone of the franchise potential...

eddieheatfan · Post #7 » by **eddieheatfan** » Tue Oct 21, 2025 9:46 pm

tyler herro hate him or like him. kel el could be another one in time.

Shootit · Post #8 » by **Shootit** » Thu Oct 23, 2025 12:53 pm

SerialChiller wrote:
ReturnofMVP3 wrote:
SerialChiller wrote:

There’s a crack on my outdoor basketball hoop, LeBron dunked on it and his weight cracked it. Unfortunately I’d need a ladder or the shoulders of Joel embiid to stand on to smoke it. I don’t think smoking it would fix it though. In fact I don’t know if I can carry my smoker that high or if Joel can balance me for the time it takes to smoke. Idk

Anyways let’s stay on topic, who you got

I've gotta go with Terry Rozier...his defense, efficiency and high basketball IQ will lead the Miami Heat to great heights this year!

Superstar BBall player for the fed Pen league