Please stop it! Dwight, Dirk, Baron, Nash etc are NOT coming

[mitchco]

The offseason is extremely boring, so imaginations run wild. But, I swear that Kobe, Duncan, Garnett are going to sign with the Heat for the vet minimum this offseason after being bought out, and Phil Jackson, Jerry Sloan, and Rick Adelman are going to join the coaching staff. Also, the Heat have found a magical amulet that will make all the Heat players have the shooting prowess of the great Kaponovich while making them incapable of choking. In fact, when they try to choke a fail safe will activate and result in the player scoring four pointers like Mighty Toine. This isn't gossip. This will be reality and has been foretold. If you don't believe me just ask SAS.

Please do not say that name 3 times. *shudders*

[Chosen01]

Funny seeing as how Dirk had 20+ FTs in a game of the WCF of that year.

[realfung]

What about Iverson.
He wants to play for a championship, and he is willing to accept least money.

[truthiness]

Edited for personal attacks. Calm down homeboi.