Letter to Spo...

[heater4life]

Dear Spo or Spobot or Spo-ron, whatever you go by these days..

Im your your biggest f..., well, I kinda think your goo..., hey, its cool that you coach the Heat. Yea thats it. I wanted to say congrats, but instead I'll write you this letter. I would give you credit for another trip to the NBA finals, 4 in a row for you, but that would be too charitable of me. I would love to believe there is some genius under that stern, emotionless, Philippino gaze of yours. Or that those redundant, structured statements involving ropes and grip and "staying in the moment" are inspiring. Yea, because time travel is an option! Instead, Im a realist, I understand your a product of collateral success. Your a moocher of your players brilliance. Your a product of Lebron's "The Decision" as much as the Kardasians are a product of Kim's "The Insertion". A fallacy of success at its finest. Allow others to continue designing your offense. Continue making those stupid rotations. Small ball??? HA! You tool! Rashard Lewis against West??? Wheres Beasley you punk? Its these moves that drive me bonkers. Almost as much as you going 12 deep with your rotations these playoffs. Everyone knows you shorten your rotation to 9 this time of year. Your clueless, and I am angry for it. Im forced to envision otherwise horrifying dreams of Greg Popovich. Desensitized to his horrific appearance in order to embrace his brilliance. Now theres sacrifice!!! Nevertheless, I regress. You are what you are, and you know your meaningless role well. Four trips to the finals facilitated by others contributing information for the Spobot to process. Its a shame 4 years later you still cant compute.



P.S. Keep it up.

Sincerely

The Bandwagon.


Don't do this...not right now..why?
-LEIF